1.One day the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Where does the Yellow River flow," Xiao Ming said: "The big river flows east," the teacher asked, "How many stars are there in the sky," Xiao Ming said: "The stars in the sky are in the Beidou," the teacher said, "You go out for me," Xiao Ming smiled and said, "The wind and fire are in Kyushu." When the teacher was about to hit Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming said, "Shoot when it's time to shoot." ”
2.My best friend's boyfriend delayed his graduation because he didn't go to class, and her boyfriend's mother hit ** and made trouble with her best friend, saying: Just take care of her own graduation, why doesn't her son know to tell him to go to class when he doesn't go to class, how can they be together after being so selfish.
3.Last night, a girlfriend sang on KTV on her birthday, and saw a strange handsome guy, and the girlfriend said that she was going to be punished for drinking late, and I weakly said that I couldn't open it, (the kind of canned one) I wanted to take this opportunity to pick up a handsome guy, but who knew that the second girlfriend snatched it and said: Look at my ......Look....Look at your sister. Sisters, do you still think that it has nothing ......to do with you that I'm single?
4.I remember when I first entered middle school, I noticed that my breasts were slightly bulging and I felt so scared. Now that I'm graduating from college soon, I feel even more scared when I look at my slightly bulging breasts! The trick to learning a lot is not to learn a lot at once. Go out and the world is right in front of you; If you can't get out, the world is in front of you.
5.At the party, a beautiful woman hung a small airplane ornament on her chest. When a man saw it, he was greatly appreciative and stared at the beautiful woman intently! Seeing the beautiful woman a little embarrassed, she asked him, "Do you think my little plane looks good?" The man praised: "The little plane is indeed too beautiful, but the airport is even more beautiful!" ”
6.I set up a desktop with a broken screen on my phone, and took it to joke with my friend, my friend wanted to use my phone, and when I handed it to him, I deliberately dropped it lightly on the table, and then he picked it up, dumbfounded, the screen showed a broken pattern, I laughed, took the phone and replaced the desktop, and then, I found, the screen was still broken!!
7.Who would have thought that there would be more "simple" strokes than "complex". You give your personality to your horoscope, you give your efforts to chicken soup, and then you say to yourself, "I've heard a lot of truths, but I still can't live this life." "Being young is your greatest asset! "Then why do I fail so many times? "After all, it's still too young. ”
8.One day on a crowded bus, a pregnant woman standing in front of him said to a man sitting next to him: Don't you know I'm pregnant? (I want him to give up his seat...)I saw the man very nervous and said, "The child is not mine!" 』