1.The mother next door is more powerful.,I like to scold her little Lori.,Little Lori is not a fuel-efficient lamp.,Do you know? Today, she actually took her mother's ** to the square to sell to the uncles, saying that the woman on the ** recruits her husband, and as long as she pays 10 yuan first, she can take it to meet ......2.At an art exhibition, a noble lady stood in front of a painting and looked at it for a long time, saying, "If only I could know the author of this painting, how nice it would be!" The painter who was standing next to him came up and said, "Madam, I am." The lady said, "This painting is wonderful!" Can you tell me where I can buy the dress of the young lady in the painting? ”
3.Bear children don't know how to use ......Like ......Make a sentence, the mother reminds the child, you can make a sentence like this, just say that my mother is as playful as Zhao Liying! The child dropped the pen and cried and said: I would rather hand in a blank paper than lie!
4.Him: Oh, there's something in my eyes. Her: I'll show you. Him: Open your eyes. She: Nothing Ehe: Don't you see? All I have in my eyes is you.
5.The teacher assigns homework for students to form sentences with "generations" and asks parents to sign them. Zhang Xiaoming's sentence is: Our family has been surnamed Zhang for generations. Xiao Ming's father looked at it, picked up the pen and approved a few words in the back: The situation is true.
6.My daughter, single, I've been tired from work recently, and my schedule is irregular, but somehow my aunt hasn't come for two months, so I told my girlfriend about it. Who knew that this product gave me a sentence: "Is it that now the cucumber has also become fine"? I:..
7.Sit down with buddies and drink and discuss married life! Me: The monthly salary is 1w, but the amount in hand is only 500. Dude said: Your life is good, and the salary is just a text message to me.
8.The new interpretation of the idiom "distant friendship and close attack": when the child is doing homework, he can communicate and communicate when he is far away, and it is difficult not to attack when he is close!
9.After dinner, I said to my wife, "Daughter-in-law, there is something going on in the company, and I have to work overtime." "Oh, it's so cold outside, I'll go with you. The wife said as she got dressed. Alas, what about the trust between husband and wife?! It's so difficult to go out and play a game of cards during the big holidays!
10.After ordering the meal, as soon as I sat down, the waiter brought a plate of fragrant boiled fish. I asked him with a puzzled face, "Didn't I order this dish?" The waiter said, "I know, you ordered green onion tofu, smell it or not!" "I said incense! The waiter smiled and said: Then do you want to eat, if you want to eat, consider ordering one?