Group pet article Laughing to death, there is no ordinary person in the family .

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-02-11

Author: Ming Fu.

Copywriting Introduction: Shen Fu, a fatherless and motherless supernatural person, traveled from the end of the world to a normal society and unexpectedly had a complete family.

Therefore, Shen Fu is very tolerant of his family.

Even if the family members were often stained with blood and scarred, Shen Fu would only silently throw their clothes into the washing machine to wash them and thoughtfully put the wound medicine at the head of their bed.

After all, even in normal society, injuries are a common thing.

Until the strange talk comes, the whole world is shrouded in terror, and the world is in danger.

As an anomaly, Shen Fu decided to stand up and protect his beloved family.

But when he saw the heaven-level strange talk coming to City A, his gentle mother made the sky-level strange talk fart and urine with a look.

It turned out that his mother was a legendary-level monster above the heaven-level weird talk.

His father of social animals, who goes out early and returns late, is the director of the Strange Talk Shelter Bureau.

The sunny and cheerful brother is the master of the dark creatures.

Even his family's Samoyed has a great origin, and it is said that it is a three-headed vicious dog that guards hell.

A family of five can't make up an ordinary person.

In order to increase the content of ordinary people in the family, Shen Fu worked very hard and finally made an ordinary boyfriend.

Then, he found out

Father, mother, brother, and Samoyed (crossed out) hell dog Xiaobai all stiffened the moment they saw their boyfriend, and their smiles froze on their faces.

Shen Fu looked at the holy wings faintly emerging behind his boyfriend: "....

I didn't expect you kid with thick eyebrows and big eyes to be an ordinary person!

Excerpt from the text: Lan Sisi has always been meticulous about Shen Fu's affairs, so this inquiry did not attract the attention of the other three.

In fact, Shen Shanhai and Shen Jiale were also very curious about how Shen Fu lived every day, so they both looked at him curiously, waiting for him to answer.

Shen Fu thought about it and started talking about his experience today, but he was really lackluster today, that is, the chat with the doorman Uncle Zhou was still a bit of a talk.

Strictly speaking, Uncle Zhou can be regarded as the first stranger who took the initiative to make friends with Shen Fu.

The reason why Grandma Li was good to Shen Fu was because she had a good relationship with the Shen family.

Shen Fu focused on the chair that Uncle Zhou gave him to sit on when he went to work for the first time, and said that he would share his bag of candy next week, and then frowned: "But Uncle Zhou has been sick recently, and he doesn't look very good, I hope he can get better soon." ”

Hearing that this Uncle Zhou took such good care of Shen Fu, the three members of the Shen family were naturally happy.

Shen Shanhai said: "This Uncle Zhou takes care of you so much, next time I go to bring something to others, it's not good to take other people's candy for nothing." ”

Shen Fu nodded: "Got it." ”

Having been in the human world for a while, he also learned some sophistication.

And Lan Sisi, who asked the question on the side, was silent, lowering his eyebrows and not knowing what he was thinking.

It is true that this Uncle Zhou is indeed a good person, but Lance knows that he will not live long.

Hearing that Fufu said that he had recently been sick, and he was the only one who had contact with Fufu today, the strange atmosphere on Fufu's body must have been contaminated from this Uncle Zhou.

According to the strength of this strange talk that can leave a breath on the people who get along, Uncle Zhou is afraid that he will not live to see his son's wedding next week, and he will not be able to send joy candy to Fufu again.

But that ......Floats must be sad.

Lance didn't want him to be sad.

Flipping through the calendar on her mobile phone, if she could return to Huaijiang City before Wednesday, she should still have time to save Uncle Zhou from that strange talk.

Lan Sisi thought so, and slowly spoke in the confused expression of the family of three on the other side of the camera: "It's okay, I was thinking about things just now, and I will go back before Wednesday, and when the time comes, our family will go out to eat something delicious, I'll please." ”

As soon as Shen Jiale heard that Lan Sisi was going to have a treat, he immediately squeaked and shouted: "Mom, the barbecue that Fufu and I went to eat today is good, ** there are many cheap things, if you determine the time, I will buy the meal coupon first, and now I will do the activity, it is much cheaper!" ”

Lan Sisi smiled: "Okay, then you buy it first, and I'll transfer money to you." ”

After ending the call, Shen Shanhai went into the kitchen to cook some tomato and egg noodles and shared them with his two sons.

Shen Fu ate tomatoes for the first time, and felt that the taste was a little strange, but it was unstoppable, and he became more and more interested in cooking for a while, and pestered Shen Shanhai to ask some questions.

Shen Shanhai patiently answered one by one, and Shen Fu took notes with sticky notes, looking eager to try.

When I returned to the room, it was already past nine o'clock, and it was already dark outside the window, and the originally noisy voices downstairs had returned to silence.

Shen Fu took a gift box from the wardrobe and opened it.

Every day, he opens a birthday gift box to see what's inside. Today's gift box was given by Lance, she had a good taste, and gave a pair of big-name sneakers that should have been very popular in Shen Fu when he was in high school a few years ago.

Shen Fu put the shoe at his foot and gestured at it, and found that the size was already a little smaller.

Lance must have bought the shoes according to his shoe size back then.

Carefully put the shoes back in the cabinet, Shen Fu had no expression on his face, but his heart was not calm.

At this moment, the phone made a ding-dong sound, indicating that a new message had been received.

Dandan's super cute: Are you here, there's a new part-time job to talk to you].

Mu Yun had a new mind, and after returning to the Cloud Palace Community that night, he went to discuss the possibility of this matter with Bai Dan.

He has always known that Bai Dan is spiritual, can understand what he is saying, and knows what is going on in the outside world, Bai Dan just doesn't care about it and doesn't want to understand, so his daily prayers to Bai Dan rarely get answers.

But when Mu Yun offered to Bai Dan to send him to Shen Fu for foster care, hoping that he would not show any characteristics other than the egg, Bai Dan gave him a similar nod in response for the first time.

Mu Yun was extremely excited, and immediately found Shen Fu.

Fufu: What kind of part-time job, is it also cleaning? 】

Eggs are super cute: As you can see, I'm an egg lover, I have an egg here, and I hope you can take care of it for me for a while until it shows a willingness to break its shell].

Dandan is super cute: It's very important to me, so I hope you can take care of it, and I'll give you three hundred a day if you are paid].

Shen Fu: ?! Shen Fu, who has been educated in modern society for a period of time, has always believed that there is no such thing as pie falling from the sky until this moment.

As long as you take care of an egg, you can get three hundred dollars a day, isn't this pie in the sky, what is it?

His eyes lit up, and the typing hand, which was originally comparable to that of an old man, suddenly raised a level: [Do you have any other detailed requirements? For example, how long do you bask your eggs in the sun every day, at what temperature, or do you need me to put some ** on them every day?

Dandan's super cute: You can just look at these and deal with them

Shen Fu bowed to the screen very seriously when he watched the short**platform to welcome the God of Wealth yesterday, but he didn't expect the God of Wealth to really come to the door today.

He couldn't help but open yesterday's ** and reverently folded his hands for eleven bows, and then replied: [Okay, then when do you think it's more appropriate for me to go over to pick up the balls? 】

Dandan is super cute: Give me your address, I'll send it over tomorrow morning, it has a lot of things, you don't have a car and can't take it alone].

Shen Fu was silent for a moment.

How many more things can an egg have? It's not a puppy like Shen Xiaobai who is jumping around and has to eat and drink Lazar every day.

Confused to confused, he didn't ask, for fear that Mu Yun, an egg lover, would express strong condemnation of him and lose this good job that made money.

Early the next morning, Mu Yun appeared downstairs in Shen Fu's house in a luxury car as promised.

Shen Fu hurriedly went downstairs to pick up the eggs, and saw that Mu Yun had already taken several cardboard boxes off the car and piled them at his feet, each box was full of 60*60*60cm specifications, which looked quite spectacular.

This, are these all ball-bearing things? "Shen Fu couldn't believe it.

Yes, this box is a custom silk nest for Dandan, this box is his favorite dolls and toys, and this box is Dandan's favorite fragrance ......Mu Yun had a handsome face, and introduced Shen Fu with a glance, without the slightest joke.

Shen Fu was shocked, and felt that it was not easy for an egg lover like Mu Yun to live, and it was strange to spend money.

Glancing at the time, Shen Fu found that it was almost time for Mu Yun to hurriedly pick up his briefcase and go to work on weekdays, so he took the initiative to say, "Okay, if you are busy, go first, I will ask my brother to come down and help carry things." ”

Mu Yun bowed slightly: "Thank you." ”

In the end, he solemnly handed over the ostrich-egg-sized white egg that was placed in the driver's seat and even wore a seat belt to Shen Fu, and he looked at the white egg with affection, with an inexplicable sense of respect in his long narrow eyes.

Shen Fu felt that Mu Yun was very strange, strange in every sense.

But he chose to respect other people's little hobbies that were not illegal, "I'll take good care of it, don't worry." ”

By the time Shen Jiale went downstairs, Mu Yun had already driven a luxury car not far away.

Shen Jiale saw the serial license plate of the luxury car from a distance, and couldn't help muttering: "Huo, is there still a rich person who drives that kind of car in our community, I haven't seen it before." ”

Shen Fu: "That's my employer. ”

Shen Jiale said "oh", didn't ask any more, and instead focused on the white egg that Shen Fu was holding in his arms, "Is this the egg you want to take care of?" Speaking of which, what kind of bird egg is this, such a big one, the ostrich egg doesn't seem to be so white, right? ”

Shen Fu shook his head: "Mr. Mu didn't tell me. ”

Okay, whatever, just give the money anyway. Shen Jiale said this, turning his head to look at the cardboard boxes stacked like a hill beside Shen Fu, "These can't all be the things that this egg is going to use, right?" ”

…Yes. Shen Jiale sighed resignedly, "Okay, I'll make one more trip, floating, you're looking at things here, don't move." ”

Shen Fu wanted to help together, but thinking of Mu Yun's family conditions, coupled with his liking for Dandan, he was afraid that the things used for DanDan would not be cheap, and if he lost it, it would be troublesome, so he honestly held Bai Dan and squatted in place and waited for Shen Jiale to finish moving things.

The two went back upstairs together, and Shen Fu began to pack up the balls and put them in the cabinet.

And every thing that comes out of the box will shock Shen Fu and Shen Jiale for a hundred years.

First of all, all the nests of Dandan's nest are made of high-grade silk, and secondly, Dandan's doll is either crystal or pure silver and pure gold, and Shen Jiale's eyes are about to pop out.

Finally, the fragrance of Dan Dan is also visible to the naked eye, and there is even a niche luxury brand that costs nearly 1,000 yuan per milliliter.

Shen Jiale looked at Shen Fu's placement items one by one, and couldn't help complaining: "What kind of egg is this, it's not an exaggeration to say that it is a golden egg, I originally thought that helping to raise eggs was a fraud, but now looking at these things, I can understand that rich people can really do whatever they want." ”

He's really a bit of a hate for the rich.

After putting everything together, Shen Fu leaned over and stared at the egg he had placed on the desk for a while, only to find that the egg still had a light golden mysterious pattern on its body.

Shen Fu couldn't help but stretch out his hand and touch it carefully, and the texture did not fade after being touched, which showed that the egg itself had grown.

Shen Jiale was still hating the rich, and at this time he couldn't help but remind him with a weird yin and yang anger: "Fufu, you remember to tell your dad about raising eggs, lest he think that this is for eating, and when the time comes, it will be turned into tomato scrambled egg and leek scrambled egg and egg flower soup." ”

He reported the names of three dishes with eggs in one go, probably because he thought that this egg was too big to finish one dish.

Shen Fu listened to Shen Jiale's reminder and felt that it made a little sense, so he really sent a message to Shen Shanhai to explain this matter to the other party.

And in the living room, in the kennel that no one cares about for the time being, Shen Xiaobai, who is very sensitive to the breath of various creatures, trembles like chaff.

It originally thought that the three big guys of Shen Jiale, Lan Sisi, and Shen Shanhai were already the limits of this family.

Who knew there would be another egg today!

And the egg was so full of light that it hated that it was almost out of breath.

I can't live this day, and I don't let the dog live!

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