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Pure love can't satisfy me anymore, pure gold can.
2. I am the fifty-seventh ethnic group and do not get enough sleep.
3. Fifty-six nationalities and fifty-six flowers, I am an office worker and have no money to spend. 
4. In my life, donkey meat pizza you say, can I add cumin?
5. I lost a lot in February, and I can only love you for 29 days.
6. If life gives you a lemon, then you turn it into a glass of lemonade.
7. The master said that I had a catastrophe, and I hope it was Porsche.
8. If you're hungry, go take the subway because there's a turnstile there.
9. I am so tired of studying that I want to sell the salted fish in school.
10. Anchor, what is the link of my happiness?
Why can't you find it?
11. I don't know if all roads can lead to Rome, but.
Every app can be connected**.
12. A salary of a few thousand, but you have to endure tens of thousands of times the pain, which is called a thousand salaries.
13. Others hugged me outside and received it in the company.
14. Going to work every day is like a hard-working donkey, who will take 3,000 if I don't take it.
15. Life is not only about the immediate reluctance, but also the invitation of the ex.
16. Blessed are those who have a crush on their colleagues, they can spend Chinese New Year's Eve together and become a family.
17. Anyone can secretly fall in love with me, I want to scare my friends to death.
18. Eliminate the morning eight, the world belongs to night owls.
19. Where you fall, you sleep in **.
20. When I was in school, I drank three cups of milk tea a day, and after work, I bought a cup of milk tea and swiped three cards.
21. There is nothing to be afraid of anxiety, just like barbecue is better when it is burnt.
22. Always young, never listen to speech, always drink with ice.
23. It's time to take out my three suites, and the left atrium and right atrium are broken through the big defense.
24, don't talk about finding a partner, I have a hard time finding a ** that I am satisfied with.
25. Good friends can make you show your original form just like looking in the demon mirror.
26. Suddenly, like a spring breeze overnight, it seems that I am going to get rich today.
27. Sometimes I visit the refrigerator at night to see if it's doing well.
28. I am a chocolate, well-behaved, hardworking and hard-working.
29. I'm sorry, I'm very tired.
30. Life is short, but Monday is long. 
31. Successful people: flowers before the moon.
People in general: spend money under the month.
Me: Spend the next month's money.
32. I have dedication and zodiac blessings, and I want to change Zhou Tai Fook or Saturday blessings, and those who are interested have a private chat (Yang Guofu do not disturb).
33. Yoga mats are different from people, they are resting when they are rolled.
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