Humorous jokes (37).
1. At the prom.
At a crowded ball, I sat without a dance partner. My heart pounded when I saw a beautiful young man walking towards me. "Are you going to dance?"He asked pleasantly.
Yes. "I sneered.
Yay,"He said:"Can I sit in your chair?"
II. Consequences of Punishment.
The two teachers were talking about their students, and one of them said"Yesterday, a student came to school without washing his face, and I took him home. "
Another teacher appreciated:"Good way, he must be washed up and come to school today!"
*, the whole class is not today.
I washed my face!"3. Dad was wrong.
Xiaojie goes to the cosmetics store owned by his father to play.
Dad was introducing customers to the effects of cosmetics when he pointed to two photos and said:"This is before use, this is after use. "
Xiaojie shouted loudly when he saw it:"Dad, wrong. This is Grandma, this is Mommy. "
Fourth, the progress is really fast.
Son:"Mom, I got the fifth place in the exam this time, so boil me an egg. "
Mom:"Good boy, progress is really fast. Mom boiled you two eggs today. "
Son:"Thank you Mom!"
Mom:"Take one of these exams.
How many people are there?"
Son:"Five people. "
*Selected from the Internet.