It is said that the Mid-Autumn Festival is here one year, this day is autumn and cool, the sun is shining, is it a holiday, Xiucai happily went to the market, came to the butcher stall, and saw this butcher? With a thick beard and a burly middle-aged butcher with a knife in one hand, a pestle on the board and a bone in the other, he gnawed and shouted.
Xiucai said to the butcher, "The master will help me cut two catties of good meat." The butcher didn't raise his head and didn't open his eyes, and cut off a piece of fat with a knife, weighing 2 catties and 1 tael, even if it was 2 catties, and threw it to Xiucai. Xiucai saw that the meat was all fat, how could he eat it? So he said to the butcher: "The master will help me change a piece, it's too fat to eat." The butcher opened his eyes angrily, and said viciously with a butcher knife in his hand, don't pick up thorns, don't want Lao Tzu to abolish you! But today I am in a good mood, uncle, I see you like a scholar, if you make a poem on my topic, while dancing with a knife, gnawing on bones, and saying contemptuously with a face full of oil and water, then I will change you for a piece of good meat.
Xiucai scratched his head, and looked at the butcher who was gnawing meat while holding a knife with helpless eyes, and suddenly inspiration came up, Xiucai said, okay, but there is one thing to say, you are not allowed to mix, you are not allowed to beat people, and the butcher agreed.
Xiucai took over the conversation, then I'll tell you a story first.
There is such a year of signing, a female teacher to visit the home, is rushing to eat, left a meal, parents hospitality, the banquet is not strong enough to drink, greedy for a few more glasses, let it rest for a while before leaving, the female teacher tried every means to refuse, insisted on leaving, left the student's house, walking, the strength of the wine suddenly felt sleepy, so I found a tree, there are soft sand dunes below, I lay down to rest, unconsciously into the dream fragrance.
At this time, a man passed by and saw a pink-faced peach blossom, green silk fluttering, and a plump woman lying under the tree and falling asleep. Suddenly, he insulted the female teacher, and before leaving, he put a wooden stick under the female teacher's crotch, and then, sneaking away!
A gust of wind blew, the female teacher drank too much, and the person woke up, and found that the pants were ripped off, and there was a wooden stick under the crotch, knowing that she had been insulted, she was very angry, and the female teacher was talented, so she carved a poem on the bark:
The beautiful woman was drunk and lying in the sand dune, and after being drunk, she was stolen, and she woke up and didn't see her lover, only her beard gnawed on her bones.
After listening to Xiucai, the butcher said angrily, you little guy, you dare to scold me, uncle slaughtered you today. Xiucai hurriedly said, stop being angry, let's speak first, don't do it. The butcher couldn't defend himself, so he cut a piece of good meat and threw it to Xiucai, get out of the way, go slowly, be careful if I change my mind!