1.How to flirt with boys, my best friend said it was very simple, took out the sunscreen, deliberately squeezed a lot, and then coquettishly: "Oops, I accidentally got too much, come, reach out... Then apply the extra sunscreen to the boy's hands, pay attention to wrap his hands tightly, and apply it repeatedly, there is a chance that he will be yours, this trick is simply a demon.
2.A beautiful waist-length hair, I said that I wanted to cut it into ear-length short hair, the barber took the scissors and persuaded me for half an hour, asked me if I was out of love, if I was in a bad mood, and said help me dry my hair and go home... He said he couldn't do it.
3.Today, my girlfriend went shopping with my girlfriend, and I, who had never done housework, cleaned the house and washed all the clothes and sheets. After my girlfriend came back, she stared at me for three minutes, and I didn't ask for credit, she joked: The battlefield is cleared! Tell me who that woman is?
4.A very jealous wife has to do a thorough search of her husband who returns late every day, and if she finds a woman's hair on her husband, she will cry and make a lot of noise. One night, she searched for half a day, but found nothing, but she couldn't stop tossing. The husband was puzzled, so he asked why. So she angrily reprimanded her husband and said, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, now you even want a nun......."”
5.In an exam at the university, everyone was very conscious, and secretly copied it at the bottom, but they didn't dare to mess around, this is the background. Only the first row is wonderful, take out the books, put them on the table to copy, the teacher walked over and kicked the buddy's table, said something that shocked the audience, roll the last row and copy it, there is no technical content at all, and the first seat is sitting, the impact is not good.
6.A new female colleague came to the company, once I found out that she called our boss and called her father, I decided to pursue her, if I succeeded, my status will definitely rise. A week later, I was fired for harassing my boss's daughter-in-law!!
7.College classmates, English is very poor. For the Legal English exam, the left column is Chinese, which requires translation into English, and the right column is English, which requires translation into Chinese. At the end of the exam, the teacher said that he had never seen such an answer in so many years, and that question was translation, not connection!