Created by British writer Helen Beatrix Potter, the Peter Rabbit series is one of the world's most popular children's books, selling for more than 100 years and leaving hundreds of millions of people with fond childhood memories. It's hard to imagine that such a heart-warming and innocent IP as Bitrabbit would have something to do with fighting tanks, but someone has carried out such a magical secondary creation.
Peter Rabbit the Tank Killer first appeared in a magazine in 1988, and it is no longer clear who the author was. The "children's book" is disguised as a collaboration between Ms. Potter and the Danish writer Sven Hassel, whose real name is Berg Willy Redsted Pedersen, a Dane who served in the Wehrmacht during World War II. After the war, he published many World War II books, and was probably the second best-selling Danish author after Hans Christian Andersen. In fact, Potter died as early as 1943, and Sven Hassel's ** work was not published until 1953, and the timeline does not match at all.
Helen Beatrice Potter (1866-1943).
Sven Hassel (1917-2012).
The following is the English version of the original text (Northeast dialect), and the beginning of the story is quite normal......
once upon a time, there were four rabbits,flopsy, mopsy, cottontail and peter. they lived with their mother, old mrs.rabbit, in a warren which looked – to the unaccustomed eye – rather like the lice infested trenches of world war i.
A long time ago, the four rabbits of drooping, long-haired, cotton-tailed and Bide were crowded in the rabbit nest with their mother, and the conditions were not good.
one day peter’s mother said “i am going to market to sell my mittens. you may play in the woods if you wish but, peter,you and your naughty cousin benjamin bunny are not to antagonise mr. mcgregornor blow up any panzer tanks today”, and with that, she left in a swish-swash-swish of rustling skirts.
One day, Bede's mother said, "My mother is going to the market to sell gloves, and if you want to go out and play, go and play in the woods." But don't stab old wheat, and don't blow up other people's tanks. With that, she went out in a hurry.
Something is not right after that......
but oh! that peter was a naughty rabbit! no sooner had his mother left than he had dressed for combat and hopped down tothe end of the lane to rendezvous with his cousin benjamin. as the two youngrabbits exchanged their fulsome greetings, they suddenly became aware of amighty a-clinking and a-clanking coming up the road! their little hearts a-flutter, they peered judiciously around the corner.
is so skinny, he doesn't bring honesty! As soon as his mother walked on the front foot, he grabbed his combat gear on the back foot and jumped out into the street to find Benjamin. As soon as the two little rabbits finished greeting each other, they heard a chattering sound on the road, and the movement was not small. Frightened their little hearts, they dared to glance at the cat a few times.
and what do you think the two naughty young rabbits saw when they peeped out?
So, what do you think these two bastards saw?
mr. mcgregor in a mkii tiger tank with a transversable 88mm howitzer and two forward mounted 7.62mm machineguns!
Lao Maitou came over in a tiger style! The Tiger tank has an 88 cannon, two machine guns, and the turret is also turned!
be quick and fetch the panzerfaust anti-tank gun from tom kitten!” whispered benjamin. so peter went lipperty-lipperty all the way to tom kitten’s house.
Go to Xiao Tang's house and ask for an iron fist, it's slippery! Benjamin whispered to Peter and Peter jumped to Xiao Tang's side.
quick!” peter implored him. “lend me your panzerfaust, for mr. mcgregor has a tiger tank and will surely blast us allinto bloody shards of flesh, bone and sinewy pulp if we are not careful, if weare not most circumspect!”
Bi De went to beg Xiao Tang: "Hurry up and lend me your iron fist, Lao Maitou has a tiger type, we have to be careful." If he was exposed, he would have wiped everyone out, and the blood, bones, and minced meat would have to be thrown everywhere. ”
tom kitten g**e peter his anti-tank gun willingly for mr. mcgregor had scolded him once. but by the time peter had returned to his cousin, mr. mcgregor had driven up the road and opened fire on jemima puddleduck, killing her instantly.
Old Maitou had yelled at Xiao Tang before, so Xiao Tang was happy to lend Iron Fist. As soon as Peter returned to his cousin's side, he saw Old Maitou driving up the road and firing at the duck, and one guy killed the duck.
thank goodness you were not the least tardy!” cried benjamin, as the turret of mr. mcgregor’s tank slowly turned towards the humble abode of mrs. tiggy-winkle.
Oh, you're back! Benjamin is not calm. At this time, the old wheat head slowly turned the turret, and went to the old badger's broken shack again.
waste the **er!”
Scrap this forced dry dry! ”
peter steadied the bazooka on his shoulder and squinted one beady little rabbit eye down the sights.
Peter slung the bazooka on his shoulders and squinted at the crosshairs with a little rabbit the size of a bean.
now, rabbits eat lots of carrots and every child knows that carrots do your eyesight a power of good, so of course peter did not miss.
The children all know that the rabbit loves to eat carrots, and carrots are good for the eyes, so the comparison hit it all at once.
whooomph! ka-woooommmbbbb! the ap shell from the panzerfaust slammed square into the cowling of the tiger’s twin bank mayback hl 700hp engines, sending fuel cascading everywhere!
Bang! Quack! The warhead of the Iron Fist hit the radiator cover of the Tiger Twin Exhaust Cylinder Mai** 700 hp engine violently, and gasoline leaked everywhere!
take that for putting my father in a pie,you four-eyed scottish bastard!” exalted peter and g**e a little rabbity hopfor joy.
Who told you to chop my dad into a stuffed pie, you mountain cannon four-eyed field chicken! Retribution is coming! "Bide jumped high with joy.
but oh dear! mr. mcgregor was trapped in the hatch of his burning panzer tank and he was a-hollering and a-screaming fit to burst!
The tank was **, and the old wheat head was stuck in the hatch, and his howls and ** came and went.
kill me, please!” he requested of the rabbits. “for i am trapped and sorely afraid that i shall slowly burn to death from the legs upwards!”
He said to the rabbits, "Give me a good time, I can't get out, this fire will burn up my legs and slowly burn me to death." ”
benjamin bunny raised his schmeisser and pumped a full magazine into the distressed mr. mcgregor’s head, thereby solving the pretty little pickle they had found themselves in!
Benjamin picked up his Simmetser and threw a whole magazine of bullets into Old Mai's head, giving him a good time.
all of a sudden, another hatch opened who should fly out but mr. mcgregor’s cat! now benjamin’s father had no opinion whatsoever of cats, but benjamin was **scared of them and would h**e most surely voided himself in his attire had not the cat been one huge ball of flame and surely demising.
At this moment, another hatch was opened, and the old wheat cat popped out. Benjamin's father is not afraid of cats, but Benjamin is scared to death. If the cat hadn't burned into a big ball of fire, he wouldn't have survived, and he would have had to pee his pants in fear.
when mr. mcgregor’s cat rattled and laystill, the two little rabbits exchanged salutes and promised to meet again next thursday and then hurried back to their respective domiciles.
Old Maitou's cat fluttered a few times and then didn't move. The two little rabbits saluted each other, made an appointment to meet again next Thursday, and then hurried home separately.
oh dear! old mrs. rabbit was distraught in the extreme when she learned what her naughty son had been about.
Mother Rabbit knew that her rabbit cub had done evil again, and she was so angry.
how many times h**e i told you about blowing up tanks!” she chided. “you are a naughty, wicked rabbit!”
How many times have I told you, don't go and blow up the tank, you just won't listen! Mother Rabbit trained Bide, "You rabbit cub is not only naughty, but also has a bad heart!" ”
flopsy, mopsy and cottontail who had notassaulted any armoured vehicles were rewarded with fresh lettuce and carrots and radishes, but peter was sent to bed without any supper.
The other three rabbit cubs who didn't go to make evil had fresh lettuce, carrots and radishes to eat at night, and the mother rabbit didn't let him go to the table, so she let him sleep honestly.
but then, who wants to eat that rabbit food***anyway?
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