Funny
1.Along the way in this life, I understood the truth very early on that people are iron, home is a magnet, and the bed I slept in was an oversized magnet.
2.Today, the weather was fine, I went to my friend's house for dinner, and he said that you are welcome to be your own home, so I kicked my friend and his family out, because I like to be alone at home.
3.Dear, are you there, your net is leaking, can you make up for your net quickly, okay? I'm literally squeezing out of the other fish.
4.Mirror: Good morning, what a beautiful girl is this? Front-facing camera: Wake up early, social scraps!
5.According to my years of experience, Duoduo is not good, some people walk and scatter, and some answers are copied and copied. I'm going to the hospital to pull out some fish while I'm eating them!
6.Everyone is making a fortune in a muffled voice, I found that you are usually single, why do you have a partner as soon as the holidays? Those objects all fell from the ceiling, right?
7.Every time I encounter a faucet with a bad sense, I feel like a begging for food, or it indicates my turbulent life.
8.After a year, I feel that I am really unsightly, others change clothes called to relieve Luo Shang, and I change clothes to loosen the pigs.
9.Today's young people are really stubborn and don't listen to persuasion, I persuade them to be my boyfriend, none of them listen, only one person is willing, he is the nephew who rubs my snacks all day long!
10.I don't get annoyed when life is not satisfactory, after all, everyone has advantages, for example, I can always find you and find you easily in the vast sea of people, don't ask me why, because I am a pig man!