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There is a guy named Ding Er.
Both parents died, desperate, and decided to take refuge in his uncle under the reminder of others.
Uncle is in the tea business in the provincial capital.
The uncle looked more or less reluctant, but he still took Ding Er in.
After all, this is his own nephew.
Ding Er naturally felt that the uncle didn't like him, so he was very diligent, and after two years, he gradually became handy, so the uncle called Ding Er over and gave him a very challenging task:
Baby, you've been working hard, I see it in my eyes. But I don't know if you have noticed, our business has not been very good recently? Because we are in the wholesale business, we all get goods from tea farmers, but now that the price of tea farmers has risen, our business is a little unbearable, so I bought a mountain in the south and prepared to grow tea by myself, and I will no longer be stuck by these profiteers. I'm going to let you go and reclaim this mountain. ”
Ding Er still didn't understand: "There are so many old employees in the store who have been working longer than me and are more experienced than me, why don't you let them go?" ”
Uncle smiled: "Silly boy, isn't this a chance for you to exercise?" ”
Ding Er finally understood, and immediately stood up straight to show his loyalty: "Don't worry, I will definitely do my best to get things done." ”
The uncle glanced at him meaningfully: "I want to see the tea trees sprout in the spring of next year, so the time is tight and the task is heavy, you must hurry up, you have to do this thing, and when I come back, I will sell you a house and then marry you a daughter-in-law." ”
As soon as Ding Er heard this, the blood all over his body boiled: "I will definitely do this for you beautifully, just take a look." ”
But when Ding Erfeng arrived at the barren mountain that the uncle said, it was immediately like being poured down by a soak of urine.
What a barren mountain!
You can't see a little green in the mountains!
Ding Er wondered how the uncle could buy such a mountain?
But then I thought: yes, if you can plant trees right away, you can send whoever you want, why should I be my turn? And promised such generous terms?
Ding Er could think of what the uncle would do to him if he went back so disgraced.
Let's do it. The locals shook their heads when they heard this: If it worked, we would have done it a long time ago, and it would be your turn to be outsiders?
Of course, Ding Er understands this truth.
Then raise the salary, until it is exciting.
Finally recruited a group of people.
But a group of people who were attracted purely by the silver rushed over, and for a project that they knew was impossible, they were all grinding there.
At that rate, don't say that you can see the tea tree sprout next year, I'm afraid that if I die here next year, I probably won't even be able to dig a grave pit.
Ding Er was worried.
No matter how much you urge or how you scold, someone threw down the tools and left on the spot.
Walking alone, followed by a group of people.
Ding Er is good at talking about it, so he can be regarded as leaving some people.
But these people are still grinding foreign workers, and if they want to complete the project on time, it will definitely be useless.
It's time for some extraordinary measures.
For several days in a row, Ding Er didn't appear on the mountain to urge the workers to work, and no one knew that he had gone.
But it just so happened that he was not there, and all the workers simply went up the mountain, and everyone went back to eat when it was time to eat.
After a few days, Ding Er finally came. Not only came, but also settled the salary of the previous few days: everyone has worked hard recently, and we will settle the money once every three days in the future, and there will be bonuses for good work.
Suddenly, the whole mountain was filled with the smell of happiness - of course, everyone was secretly laughing in their hearts, Ding Er was a **.
Since I have taken other people's money, I still have to do a little bit of symbolic face work.
Anyway, it's the speed of the snail that goes forward, and one more day of grinding will make a day's money, who called this person stupid and has a lot of money?
Suddenly, I heard a "dang chang", as if who had dug up something?
Everyone looked up and around, only to see a person panicking and carrying something bright and golden into his arms.
Everyone was curious: what is it?
They all rushed to him to take it out and take a look, but the man was desperately guarding him.
So they pressed the man to the ground and took something out of his bosom.
In an instant, they were all dumbfounded: gold, a piece of gold.
Ding Er also came over, saw the piece of gold, and stretched out his hand to grab it: This is the mountain I packed, and everything on this mountain is mine.
How could the man let go, turn around and run.
Ding Er was so angry that he stomped his feet: Come back, mine!
But can you still see the figure?
The people who were still stunned seemed to wake up in an instant, and they picked up their tools like crazy and began to dig the ground desperately.
The next day, Ding Er, who was still sleeping in the shed at the foot of the mountain, was woken up by the hustle and bustle.
Ding Er got up and looked: My mother, this is just dawn, and the mountains are full of villagers carrying shovels, like crazy, digging there.
After a while, I heard someone cheering: dig, dig.
Then someone ran down the mountain.
Ding Er hurriedly ran up the mountain, waving his arms and shouting: Don't dig anymore, this mountain is not dug, you all go back.
But no one paid any attention to him, but dug harder.
At this time, no one noticed that Ding Er smiled wickedly as he looked at the crazy people.
Seeing this, you should understand that this is a bureau.
That's right, this is indeed the bureau set up by Ding Er in the few days he didn't show up - let the villagers volunteer to reclaim it for him for free.
Within a few days, a barren mountain had been plunged over.
The project, which was still far away a few days ago, ended ahead of schedule.
Of course, there are still people digging for gold, but many more are panicking.
Villagers who don't have a little harvest don't do it: we don't dig up the gold because we're unlucky, I admit, but you have to pay you for the wages we pay for plowing the ground, right?
Ding Er laughed: You said you didn't dig up gold, how do I know? I said that I won't dig this mountain, but you don't listen, and you destroy my treasure mountain without authorization, I didn't settle accounts with you, and you still asked me for money? You all said that you didn't dig up gold, so who took my gold?
So everyone gossiped and named a few villagers who had dug up gold.
Ding Er said: Is what you said true? Do you dare to testify for me?
Everyone nodded.
Ding Er said: Okay, in that case, you go to the yamen with me, let the county magistrate arrest them, and ask for the gold back, and I will send you money.
Arrived at the county office. After hearing the truth, the county magistrate did not delay at all, and arrested the dozen or so people who dug up gold as the villagers said.
It was useless to deny it, and soon, all the gold was recovered.
But what everyone didn't expect was that Ding Er spoke again: This is fooling people, why are only two pieces of gold real, and the rest are fake?!
The county magistrate immediately asked the owner of the gold shop to inspect the goods, and sure enough, only two pieces were real.
The county master was very angry: Do you really not use bean bags as dry food, even I dare to fool you?
But at this time, who will admit that what they handed in was fake?
The county magistrate thought about it: Since you can't say it clearly, I don't want to embarrass you, sir, each of you will give me an IOU and pay it back slowly, right?
Everyone was blinded: What's the matter, the money was not earned, and the work was done for nothing, and the next famine was pulled?
Someone expressed dissatisfaction, and the county magistrate immediately asked the official to go up and put the shackles and handcuffs on: Okay, you don't give money? Then go in and have porridge for a few days, right?
Seeing this, who dares to say a word more?
Seeing that everyone dispersed, Ding Er and the county master glanced at each other, and then laughed.
This is one of the most famous schemes in Game Theory:
Lustful Dream Play Monkey Bureau.
The underlying logic is very simple, it is to use the greed of human nature to easily get you into the game.
Those who enter the game will go bankrupt.
In the record of this bureau in the Hanmen trickster, there is another name, called:
Cannibal Bureau! To this day, such examples continue to happen all around us.
Have you seen it?