After spending 2,000 yuan on my hair, I was so ugly that I didn t dare to go home for the New Year

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-02-04

The Spring Festival is approaching, and all kinds of preparations and competitions before the Chinese New Year have reached a white-hot stage.

Preparing for the New Year's goods and buying Spring Festival couplets are all processes that must be taken, and the atmosphere of "spring breeze sending warmth into Tusu" is arranged in place, and it is prosperous. In this matter of pandering to yourself, there is no room for a little sloppiness, buying new clothes and wearing new hats are just basic operations. Before the Chinese New Year, perming and dyeing your hair is a veritable "armed to the hair".

The so-called hot faucet in the Year of the Dragon Source: Shaanxi News.

However, some people spent a lot of money and worked hard to find outPerming may be a stumbling block on the road to the "Beautiful New Year". "A 21-year-old girl perms her hair for the New Year, super seniors become aunts", "chased by friends for red envelopes", and "uncle feels a generation younger after perming his hair". It can only be said that the small barber shop shows the truth of the uneven technology and friendshipThe joys and sorrows of human beings are really not connected.

Many "victims" with similar experiences vented their bitterness in the comment area:

"After I finished perming my head, my grandmother had to call me an old sister-in-law when she saw it. ”Cutting and coloring hair can only be regarded as a physical change, the chance of overturning is slightly lower, and the remedy is relatively easy.

But the pain caused by it will not be easily healed, it is a double attack of physics and magic, and things are often out of control and beyond imagination. It's like a failed love, when everything has gone wrong, and you can't get it back. Remember to bring your tools with you. ”"Mr. Tony, did you sleep? I was so ugly that I couldn't sleep. ”

Perm is called "the only gambling allowed in modern society." ”When you've carefully preserved more than 100 stunning hairstyles, choose between a variety of styles and shapes; I went through the comment section of all the barber shops in the city, and repeatedly sorted the ...... by charge, evaluation, and the number of repeat customersFinally decided on a perm style that "suits me" and walked into the barber shop that "shouldn't step on thunder". You wouldn't have imagined that now you, walking into the barbershop, a few hours later, you'll be approaching science:"Is this really a carbon-based bio-perm hairstyle? ”

Destroy it, hurry up Source: @鱼饼, how many people have been authorized, and I strongly instructed my teacher Tony, not to be too curly, not too detailed, the price is in place, and it must be foreign.

However, the moment you look in the mirror after flushing, you still see the clouds in the mirror.

Note that this is just a change of Bu Jingyun's face on his own face, and the hairstyle is my original @王语文, which has been authorized.

It can be said that even Bu Jingyun himself was stunned when he saw it.

However, there are still subdivisions within the "Step Shocking Clouds". When you have longer hair, you can play the role of Dick Cowboy Teacher at family dinners and department team building: how many perms can you do again? How much of Tony is worth the wait? When your hair is already in the sea, do you still have the courage to love?

"You might not imagine that my husband felt like he saw Newton every morning. ”

With a slightly shorter hair, it becomes Luo Wenji and Li Junhe's mother and son, and they can directly recognize their relatives when they walk on the street.

You may also be transformed into Eason Chan, Mr. Yu Qian (and his father), and the next-door neighbor's aunt ......

Source: Weibo @Xiamen Campus.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with the planned "young and beautiful urban beauty".

As soon as the hair is hot, it directly super-adds "seniority" Douban @ a salt branch, which has been authorized.

If you're lucky, you can be a sister with your mother (you are an older sister); If you are unlucky, if you go to square dance on the street, you will be considered old by the team leader. It's not just girls who will suffer from perm Waterloo, but also boys who are desperate after perming their hair.

As the saying goes: the scumbag tin foil is hot, and the scumbag has big waves.

Before preparing for tin foil ironing, how many boys have imagined that they will become a handsome guy loved by everyone and a "sea king" who fascinates all beings?

After the tin foil is ironed, his unpeaceful life seems to have another haze.

Or you might as well delete me, I gritted my teeth and ordered me to send this sentence Douban @ Mingming, it has been authorized.

There are also people who want to make a little foreign fine crushed Morgan perm, which sounds high-end and trendy. After the ironing, isn't this the QQ space player 20 years ago?

Of course, none of the above is the worst: at least the money is spent, and we see the effect. The worst thing is that after the scalding, it doesn't seem to be hot at all, and it even looks like a straightening.

It's hot, but it's not completely hot Douban @ Broken Waves, has been authorized.

Failed perm is like bird droppings that fall impartially on a new shoe. It only takes one experience to leave an indelible damage on the mind.

Such damage can only be healed by timeGrow new hair. After all, if you are not satisfied with your permed hair and want to go back to trimming, you may fail even more.

Netizen: Hello, it is recommended to open a police station next to every barber shop ......

Station B up master La Hongsang, once shared his experience of a perm - obviously what he wants is a sense of youth, but after the perm:

It became a teenager.

There was really no way, so I had to cut it short. After cutting it short it ...... however

It seems that the seniority is higher. These days, perm hair is like financial management, when you see a heart-pounding hairstyle, eager to try, remember to remind yourself three times:Perming is risky, so be cautious when seated.

The troubles that perms bring to people are not only ugly. The whole process of going to the barbershop is like a hellish difficulty of "Wisdom and Bravery". As a comprehensive styling change project, the name of the operation method alone is enough to dazzle you. French rolls, wool rolls, mermaid rolls, pear blossom blanch, egg rolls ......Texture iron, morgan iron, tin foil iron, steel clamp iron, fireworks iron, ......

There is also this year's popular Korean clothing perm Source: Xiaohongshu finally decided on the style to be hot, and Mr. Tony threw you a dazzling term with five points of hospitality, three points of temptation, and two points of worry: "Do you want to try the new digital perm ceramic perm ion perm fast perm?" "Does the potion need 388, 688, or 1288?" Expensive potions don't hurt your hair! ”"Hair is easy to damage after perming, do you want to do a cure**?

The master has made a move, and he pays attention to a prediction @papi sauce.

Even if you have done your homework in advance and firmly rejected the items you don't need, the potion is applied, your hair is permed, and the gentle voice of Mr. Tony comes from your ears like the song of a kraken that seduces sailors:"There is a discount for recharging the card recently, do I need to get one? ”At this time, hair has obviously become secondary, and the psychological game with the barber has become the biggest difficulty. "The scalp looks quite dry, and the perm damages the hair, so it's better to do a little protein care. ”

"Apply for a card to charge 2000 and get 1000 free, there is a chance once a year, but after this time, there will be no more. ”"If you add 100 yuan to upgrade to the director**, the perm effect will be better, we are all old barbers who have been in the industry for more than ten years. "Strong-willed, capable soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and fight with Mr. Tony for 300 rounds:Too dry hair? That's why I'm going to cut them out!

Is there a discount after applying for a card? No, no, it's not easy for you to make money, and it's good to let you earn more without a card.

If the ears are soft, you may be shouted "Liu Yifei" and you will be defeated. Entering the door with empty hands, going out with an empty wallet.

Why? @papi sauce.

Walking out of the barbershop, just breathing a sigh of relief, the harsh reality is in front of me:Without Tony's help, you'll have to take care of your hair on your own for the rest of the day. The barber shop is a place that is always full of metaphysics favored by the god of art. Once you step out of its door, you'll never get the same look in the barbershop or the same hairstyle as the barber.

It takes hours to perm your hair, which may just be a one-time thing, take a shower, get some sleep, and never go back.

Some netizens became like this after a week of scalding Douban @鱼蛋圆ah round, which has been authorized.

The matter of perming is terrifying. Even if you pray to Mr. Tony many times that "the wind is like understanding, and it is easy not to destroy", you may still have to admit it in the end"That year, the apricot blossoms were slightly raining, and you said that you were the hairdressing director, maybe it was all wrong from the beginning. ”

A perm, for ordinary people, is just a means to become beautiful. In the eyes of the barbers, it is no less than a business war. Every greeting, every greeting, every recommendation, may be secretly marked**.

As soon as you touch your hair, the dark war has already begun:"What kind of potion should we choose? There are high-end, mid-range, and slightly lower grades. ”Many barbershop perms** are closely related to different grades of perm potions. From to, there is a huge difference between the perms of different gears, but is the difference in the effect of the potion really so big? The so-called "high-end" perm potion, the content promoted by many barber shops, is nothing more than "big brand", "good effect", "does not hurt hair" and so on. In fact, whether it is hot or cold, the principle of perm potion is the same:Denature the proteins in the hair. The disulfide bonds in the hair are broken first, allowing the hair to soften.

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Then, with the help of perm bars, heating, etc., the hair establishes new disulfide bonds, so as to have a long-lasting curling effect.

*: youtube@reactions In other words, as long as it is a perm potion that follows this principle, it is impossible not to hurt the hair. Consumption choices are personal freedom, but paying for non-existent efficacy is a bit of a loss.

The difference in the cost of different potions is not particularly different, and generally ranges from a few yuan to dozens of yuan. In the case of determining that the barber of a shop is reliable and the potion comes from a regular way, just choose the cheaper one for the perm potion. Immediately after the perm, most of the barbers will make the next diagnosis to the customer:Hair is damaged. But don't worry, in order to "save the injured hair", the store has "specially launched" a protein treatment, why don't you try it? These services may have different names, such as essential oil care, protein correction, growth factors, etc., but in general, they all fall under the category of protein care. Is protein care really necessary? Is it possible to repair ** quality?

Hair damage after perming is real, and it is difficult to avoid.

Since the principle of perming is to denature proteins, it is inevitable that the proteins will be damaged during perming. Frizz, split ends, etc., are common reactions after perming. The problem is that protein denaturation is an irreversible chemical reaction. The so-called "protein treatment" is more about adding oily substances to the surface of damaged hair, supplemented by cationic surfacturing, so that the hair becomes soft and smooth. But fundamentally, hair repair can't be done – if you want to repair proteins, that isIt is equivalent to making a hard-boiled egg a raw egg again, which is basically impossible.

And protein correction cream may contain formaldehyde or formaldehyde derivatives Source: Western Decision CR: Popular Science China.

In addition, if you want to achieve a softening effect, you can also have the same effect by buying your own hair mask and conditioner. Extravagant protein care can be completely refused. If you can't accept the damage to your hair, you want your hair to be curly. You can use curling irons, splints, etc., to perm your hair yourself. This kind of perm only changes the shape of the hair for a short time on a physical level, and no chemical reaction occurs, so there is much less damage to the hair. However, the maintenance time is also relatively short, and not everyone has a pair of skillful hands that "turn black and long straight into Korean-style big waves and slightly curly air bangs".

Perming hair is a tangled thing after all. You want a fashionable hairstyle and (visually) plenty of hair, but you also have to worry about your hairstyle being unsatisfactory, being tricked by the merchant, and having to deal with damaged hair after perming.

The only thing that can summarize the love-hate relationship between us and the perm is probably the lyrics:

Happy perm, happy to you, you're always going to meet the perfect Tony.

People always have to pursue beauty, what if which perm is realized?

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