On Chinese New Year's Eve, when there is no holiday in principle, but in fact, the vast majority of people have already had a long holiday as early as February 1, so the whole world is empty and quiet at dusk at the end of the lunar year, and there seems to be nothing to do in the interval between going out to set off fireworks from time to time except for the Spring Festival Gala can be used to ** and smash hanging.
Thankfully, this year's Spring Festival Gala has basically washed away the policy style, preaching flavor, gratitude tears and all kinds of grand wins. In other words, turning on the TV as a backing sound will at least not trigger gastrointestinal reactions as frequently as in the previous two years.
However, this year's Spring Festival Gala has naturally washed away all the irony, mockery, sharp connection and reality that are indispensable for happy entertainment.
As a result, except for singing and dancing with the blessing of high technology and AI, all language classes have been reduced to a good taste like chewing wax, and a second smelly and long warm swallowed water.
There are also four sub-venues, which are completely reduced to soy sauce for those who make soy sauce.
Since there is such a marginal sense of existence, those who have spent so much manpower and material resources in the four places for a month or two to make a big splash, mobilize the people, and work the people to disturb the people, I can't figure out what it is for?
The only thing that sighs is Liu Qian's return. It's not that this time his performance is so exciting, in fact, compared with his previous performance in the Spring Festival Gala, it is really not the slightest wonderful, but his return will inevitably evoke more or less memories of the past.
Since 2008, under the classic charming gags and startled gags of Ms. Dong, "China's Best Magic Assistant", Liu Qian's annual Spring Festival Gala sometimes lasts for nearly a quarter of an hour, without realizing that the time is long, and golden sentences will be born.
For example, in 2010, he was known as a "yellow joke" - "Miss Dong, is it hard?" Hard. ”
Now, Liu Qian is back, but the "Best Indoor Magic Female Assistant" has disappeared forever from the (and should be all) stage.
disappeared at the same time, and the time when the Spring Festival Gala could be said to be "yellow jokes".
This year's Spring Festival Gala is also the most unfamiliar Spring Festival Gala, because except for Liu Qian, almost ninety percent of the remaining performers don't know each other.
In the face of this situation, I have to admit that age is unforgiving, and the only thing that can keep my memory clear is Brother Xiaoma's golden sentence: "This world is no longer suitable for us, because we...It's all too nostalgic. ”
At this time, the sound of firecrackers outside the window drew an end to the "most exhausting in history". What kind of Jiachen will greet us next?
Fasten your seatbelts and wait and see.