The wet market is an indispensable part of our daily life, where you can buy all the ingredients you need for daily cooking, such as vegetables, fruits, meat, eggs, etc.
Unexpectedly, this ordinary place actually caused netizens to laugh wildly, and they shouted that they were suffocating in the vegetable market! What are the hilarious scenes in the wet market?
Let's find out! When you see this name called "Gannan Navel Orange", you may be puzzled: the vegetable market still sells this kind of thing? It's unheard of!
But when you see the real thing, you'll definitely laugh out loud!
These four words are really embarrassing for the bad big brother, if it weren't for the oranges in front of me, I really don't know what the big brother is selling. But there are too many strokes of "Gagatian", and even "Gannan Navel Orange" can be written as "Dry Men Qicheng", Big Brother won't do it on purpose, right?
Legend has it that where there is a sleeping dragon, there must be a phoenix chick, but I didn't expect that there would be similar "wonderful" things happening here at the stall owner selling oranges. He misspelled "Ehime Jelly Orange" as "Ai Slow", which is ridiculous.
Please don't tell me you can't write, don't you even know how to check Du Niang or ask the primary school students at home? Although many people like to eat grapes and grapes, if you ask which variety is the most popular, the answer is undoubtedly "Sunshine Rose", which has become popular in recent years.
This grape is called "Sunshine is not expensive", and its ** is higher than ordinary grapes, so it is called "grape noble". However, in order to allow more people to taste this delicious grape, the stall owner actually changed its name, which means that its ** is not so expensive, and everyone can buy it with confidence.
The stall owner is a real marketing master, using puns to attract customers, but it's not clear what the "inexpensive" tastes like. Just from the three words "not expensive", you can trigger infinite reverie, and you will never guess which ingredient is in the vegetable market.
But when you see the real thing, not only will you understand it immediately, but you may even be amused to laugh.
This is not only the cherry I love to eat, but with the shadow of this photographing netizen, it is simply a living advertising blockbuster. Have you seen many fresh mangoes, but have you ever seen a "leopard mango"?
At first glance, it seems fashionable, and mango has also kept up with the leopard print trend? But after a closer look, I found that this was just a routine played by merchants, and these mangoes were just rotten spots on the skin and discounted.
Although the name is good, it is essentially a rotten mango.
These "backstroke" sea bass made netizens drop their jaws in shock, which is really breathtaking!
Did you know that there is a species of fish that can backstroke? It is indeed an outlier among fish. However, I wondered if they were just as tasty as normal swimming bass, since they only started backswimming after they died.
Ever heard that elephants like to tickle themselves with their trunks, have you ever heard that Guiyu has the same hobby?
Walking into the vegetable market, even if you are not interested, you must be attracted, look, there is just "satisfying" cinnamon fish here. This osmanthus fish does not "scratch the itch", but asks for 429 yuan a catty, what a "noblewoman", people can't help but laugh out loud.
Although it is confusing whether Peaches is really "confused", it is certain that both netizens and customers who buy fruits feel a little ignorant.
This stall owner is really a creative talent, and he even renamed the kiwi fruit "Confused Peach", which is eye-catching. However, whether this new variety of fruit is really confusing is something you need to taste for yourself to know.
The name of this fruit is daunting when you hear it, and I am afraid that many people will give up because of it. It's the New Year, don't everyone hope for a good omen?
Everyone must be curious, you have heard of ginseng fruit, so what is this new variety of "human miserable fruit"? When you see it with your own eyes, you will know that it is actually the "twin brother" of ginseng fruit, but the ** label is too unexpected, which makes buyers cry and laugh.
If someone is brave enough to buy and eat it, will there be any bad effects after eating? We have seen fiery persimmons, but this fiery "lung" is still a little unusual.
The originally delicious persimmon instantly turned into "lungs", and the original delicious fruit instantly turned into "internal organs". Although we pretend not to know about the carelessness of the merchant, this typo may make people who see it afraid to start.
Moreover, as soon as the word "grass poison" comes out, who can compete with it?
Grass poison"The name does sound a bit intimidating, and people don't dare to try it lightly. Merchants should have a headache, after all, with such a poisonous name, they haven't been able to sell a pound of strawberries for a day.
In contrast,"Kill sugar oranges"The name sounds more intimate, and the oranges themselves have a sweet flavor that tastes better if you kill some sugar.
In general,"Kill sugar oranges"It is more cost-effective and is a good choice.
I didn't expect green onions to have such a literary side, which is really amazing.
Look, the slogan of this shop is really amazing: even if it's just boiled noodles, sprinkle some chopped green onions, like a head-to-head battle with the mundane life.
This operation directly raised the style of green onions to a new height, who can resist a "fresh green onion that bravely challenges the mediocre life"? ”
Literary green onions and seasonings are a natural and perfect match. Literary green onions add a unique flavor to your dishes, and the matching literary seasoning pushes this delicacy to new heights.
Whether you prefer light or heavy flavors, you can find your favorite flavor in these literary spices. Literary green onions and spices are an excellent choice for your cooking.
On rainy days, it is most suitable to eat some spicy cold repellent, but the high emotional intelligence of the merchant has sublimated this to the realm of "Sichuan pepper and chili oil are more compatible". Let's combine literary green onions and seasonings together to cook a delicious Hunan dish!
The slogan of this business is really impossible to ignore, and it may be difficult for those who are preparing for the entrance examination to move on.
After watching it, Shandong netizens called insiders and wanted to taste the deliciousness of this two-catty chicken comb first. The high emotional intelligence of the merchant has also been praised by netizens. This year's netizens are really omnipotent, in addition to encountering all kinds of strange things, they can also recruit the proprietress in the vegetable market.
There is a lot of variety in this wet market, but the boss seems to be a little greedy, one person is not enough, and several employees have to be recruited. Courage is commendable. Safe Egg Boss, I want to ask, will people become safer after eating your eggs?
If it's really safe, then give me five pounds.
Although the egg looks good, I was surprised by the laziness of the boss. He went so far as to omit the word "quail" and replace it with "safe". However, this is not an isolated case, and the next "Anshun egg" is just as interesting.
The merchants of this store may be playing with words, and they will"Sugar oranges"Changed to"Silly hot game", and in the advertising slogan implies that eating their food can make people safe and smooth.
However, this raises the question of whether the merchant did it on purpose or if he really thought it would attract more customers. In any case, this slogan does seem to have some humor and fun.
It seems that the owner's cultural level needs to be improved, and buyers may be hesitant to buy because of this, not wanting to touch the mold. The marketing strategy of this merchant is really ingenious, and it may take a while for the average person to understand.
This merchant is really full of scheming, suicide = take it home and open it yourself, it kills = the merchant helps deal with it, and he knows that he will do whatever it takes to make money. There are so many typos in this article that I can't even count them, so let's find out how many typos there are!
The fruit industry has also begun to pursue innovation and diversity, and it is really eye-catching to look at this combination of Chinese and British fruits.
Is this fruit a banana in Chinese or a banana in English? Its name is puzzling. However, the slogan of this year's market is really funny, making the fruits and vegetables cute and interesting, and it is also divided into categories.
People can't help but sigh that eating fruit can also play brain teasers, which is so much fun!
This humorous reminder lets us know that sprouted potatoes must never be eaten, otherwise they will be poisoned. It's really a tiring involution world! Look at this brand, even Yang Guifei is so angry that she jumps to her feet!
Laugh haha"I changed it"Laugh hahahahaha", "Big sister big"change"Great Aunt", it's so interesting, I don't know"The great aunt laughed"Whether it is better than that"Laugh haha"Sweeter.
Is there someone who doesn't understand what this means? Don't worry, here's the one.
The word "lychee" is not only stumped by the stall owner of "Concubine Smile", but even by the stall owner of "Lionly". They hope that the words "a few ghosts are sweet" will attract customers.
And the merchant who sells grapes is too lazy, they directly turn the text into a border, so that passers-by can't help but take a second look.
1.If the "grapes in the core" are gone, will they still be able to maintain their original sweetness? This time, the realistic seller is indeed more attentive than last time. 2.The grapes in the inner core are still a sweet secret, and the performance of the realistic seller this time can be regarded as overly diligent.
3.The grapes have no "inner core", but the sweetness is still there. This time, the realistic seller seems to pay more attention to details, and the performance is eye-catching. 4.Without the "grapes with the inner core", the sweetness is still **.
This time, the realistic sellers are obviously working harder than last time. 5.The grapes are small, but the core is still sweet. This time, the realistic seller is obviously more focused on details, and the performance is impressive.
The realistic merchandise design of this shop is really commendable, and the owner's drawing skills are really amazing. Looking at the vivid pattern, even without words, it can be understood at a glance by passing buyers.
If Qi Baishi is still alive, it is estimated that he will also be attracted by these commodities and want to buy a few shrimps to enjoy at home.
This merchant is really ingenious, and he actually created a word of his own, what a good guy! Moreover, this word is not something you can find in a dictionary!
The first time I saw this sign, I thought that the merchant was going to sell some kind of strange food, but after careful inspection, I realized that they were selling grilled sausages.
This signboard has only two words, but the typo rate has reached 100%, which makes people sigh at the creativity and confidence of the merchants.
Although the market is always full of people, it is this kind of bustle and noise that makes people feel the reality of life. There are countless humorous elements hidden in daily life, just calm down and you will find that every part of life is full of fun, just for you to explore.