Four of the most embarrassing moments for young people to go home for the New Year, have you encountered
The Spring Festival is supposed to be a lively and joyous festival, but there are also some people who are mixed and happy that they can be reunited with their families without having to work;What worries me is that it is difficult to deal with the "excessive concern" of relatives and friends, such as whether there is a house?Is it promoted?Is there a wage increase?Do you have a girlfriend?Why not regenerate?When you think about it, you're a little anxious, aren't you?
To be honest, Wenwen's father is a late child, with a limited income, and when relatives and friends are "overly concerned", he often has to pretend to be aggrieved, accompanied by a smiling face, to cover up his grievances.
Wenwen's father told all the troubles that have happened over the years, and many teenagers must have had similar experiences. How to deal with the "excessive concern" of relatives and friends?Wenwen's father summarized the four embarrassing moments, making netizens shout "This is the most realistic".
For many bachelors, being urged to marry is the first problem they encounter, which may be their parents or relatives. Wenwen's father still remembers that when he was 26 years old, he was forced to marry until he met Wenwen's mother.
You're 28 years old, have you ever been in a relationship?There is a beautiful woman in the second aunt's company, and her job is not bad, do you want to go and see it?
Boy, don't be so demanding, you're in your thirties, and you still want to be single for the rest of your life?
I remembered what my mother once said: "Look at it, even a pair of dishes and chopsticks must be accompanied, you are still a single, when can you fall in love?".”
Whenever relatives and friends urge marriage, Wenwen's father will be very good at fooling people, and gives the following answer:
Well, it's time for me to get married, I'm happy when I'm single, but when I'm old, I'm going to be miserable. "One is the blending of literature and boring works, which is a blank on the surface, but in fact it is a blank. ”
This year is red, but Yue Lao said, I am still underage, so it is not appropriate to use red rope. "If you haven't found a girlfriend before the age of 30, then wait for more than 30, and the first step is to fool;
Second aunt, you are so beautiful, with you, it will be easier for me to find a boyfriend," Dong Xuebin said, sandwiched a bunch of dried fruits and peanuts, and handed them to Second Aunt Zhu, "Second Aunt Zhu, you are a beautiful embryo, from gentle to considerate." ”
He still remembers that he talked with Wenwen's mother for three years, and at that time, he was preparing for the wedding, and only then did he go to her house to meet his future father-in-law, although he was very calm, but he was very nervous.
She still remembers that once, her wife took her wife to a shopping mall, and only Wenwen's father and father-in-law were left, and the embarrassing feeling was still vivid.
My father-in-law said do you have any brothers and sisters?
I don't have an uncle, I'm the only one left.
Oh, and that's going to be a lot of pressure in the back! As soon as the words fell, the father-in-law let out a slight sigh, and the atmosphere suddenly froze, and Wenwen's father didn't know how to continue, with a look of "asking for help" in his eyes.
The two of them chatted and chatted, and the most fearful thing was to suddenly go cold, and the best solution was to turn on the TV and let both of them pretend to be watching. So, accompanied by his father-in-law, he finally saw the movie "Black Cat Sheriff", which is only five episodes in total.
Don't ask me why I'm going to watch a ** movie? But the scariest thing is that the longer they watch, the easier it is to be ...... by product placementSo, from the very beginning, Wenwen's father conceived the content of chatting with his father-in-law in his mind, and after ** was over, he would talk about this issue, so as not to make everyone feel embarrassed.
Wenwen's father is 30 this year, his wife is 25, and some time after marriage, my mother told me that you are not young anymore, and it is not yet time to have children. But the wife didn't want to ask for it so early, so it has been delayed until now.
When it came to the New Year, the mother asked relatives and friends to help, "They have been married for two years, when will they have children?" ”
Wenwen's father has a good answer: two days later, two months later, two years later, hehe.
If you can't be fooled, then pretend that nothing happened, just like relatives and friends say, your cousin is pregnant! In fact, it's implying that it's time for you to have a baby, and we're just saying, "Oh, huh? Not bad!
If neither of the above methods work, then you can take a perfunctory approach, such as: while you are young, hurry up and have a baby! Wenwen's dad once tried, and you used laughter to resolve your embarrassment, which was very effective!
Wenwen's father inquired about other colleagues again, it was really amazing, and friends and friends were urging her: "They are all so old, why haven't they wanted it yet?" ”
She immediately retorted: "Do you want my money?" "Or what's wrong with your family's genes? As she herself said, no one has rushed her since that incident.
If you want to ask if you want to urge the baby, Xiaomei's answer is more interesting, she said: While I'm still young, I can still take care of the child, so I want it early, so that it will be much more convenient for me to take care of. Xiaomei said bluntly: "If we don't want children, then you can also do without them, how good is that." ”
The old woman, who was scolded, was obviously a little displeased, and began to threaten the other party with her own words: "If you marry someone else and don't have a son of your own, how do you face your parents?" ”
When Xiaomei heard the news, she asked with a smile: "We didn't have children, you said that you couldn't live with your parents; Wouldn't it be a pity if we had a child so hastily?
When the old lady heard this, she immediately turned around and left, and did not give them any more children. Haha, for those who are frequently matured, but don't plan to have children yet, the replies of colleagues can be used as your reference!
On this day of the New Year, I think you will all receive a lot of greeting messages from friends and family. Due to the advent and development of smart phones, the way to greet the New Year has become more and more simple, copy-paste-** within 20 seconds, your friends will get your New Year's greetings.
But Wenwen's father looked at the greeting text messages in those groups, and his first thought was: "You don't call me either, you don't call me, as if you're greeting someone, whether it's Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Wu, they only use the word "you".
In Xiaoxing's words, on the New Year, text messages are like snow in winter, always the same, but no one is specially prepared for themselves.
Yes, he was a little embarrassed than not having a name, because he didn't recognize the text message at all. If you don't go back, you will be told that you don't know how to be polite, and you will feel embarrassed to go back.
These are the four embarrassing moments that many young people will encounter during the Spring Festival. How did you solve this dilemma? Don't leave a comment below.
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