Have you encountered the four most embarrassing moments when young people go home for the New Year? Netizens
The Chinese New Year is supposed to be lively and festive, but for some people, it is a mixed blessing: the joy is that you don't have to go to work and can reunite with your loved ones; It's hard to deal with friends and family"Too much annoyance", such as buying a house? Got promoted? Did you get a raise? Do you have a partner? Why not have a second child? Don't you feel a little anxious when you think about this?
To be honest, Wenwen's father got married late and his income was not high, for relatives and friends"Excessive concern", he can only hide the pain in his heart with embarrassment and laughter.
Wenwen's father summed up the embarrassing scenes over the years, and I believe many young people have experienced it. How to deal with friends and family?"Excessive concern"？Wenwen's father summed up 4 embarrassing moments, and netizens shouted: Human nature.
Being urged to marry seems to be the first obstacle faced by many older single youths, perhaps their parents, or perhaps their seven aunts and eight aunts. Wenwen's father recalled the discomfort of being forced into marriage from the age of 26 to his mother, who knew Wenwen, in the past few years.
You're 28 years old, have you ever met anyone? My aunt has a girl in her family, she is very beautiful and has a good job, do you want to meet her?
Don't aim too high. You're 30 years old. If you can't find a partner, do you want to be single for the rest of your life?
I still remember a mantra from my mom when she proposed to me:"You must have a pair of chopsticks to eat, chopsticks must have a companion, you are still a single dog, when can you have a companion?
Whenever faced with relatives and friends who insisted on getting married, his father Wenwen was always deceived into learning how to make the perfect stove, and the answers are mainly as follows for reference:
Yes, I really should meet someone this year, and now I am very happy alone, but I am not happy when I am old, what should I do? - often a combination of gibberish literature and nonsensical literature, which seems to respond to every sentence, but in reality says nothing;
I only need to draw the red line in the natal year, and the old man said that I have not yet reached the natal year, so it is not suitable to draw the red line; If you can't find a girlfriend before the age of 30, it may not be until after the age of 30 - the main battlefield is a mess;
The second aunt is so beautiful, I can really get twice the result with half the effort when I introduce the object, look at the table of nuts and peanuts, pick up a handful of bicarbonated nut peanuts, hand it to the second aunt, and wish the second aunt will always close the moon and be ashamed of the flowers - the most important thing is to have a Buddha system, which can turn flower-like troubles into flower-like contributions.
I remember that when I was dating Wenwen's mother for almost three years, I was also getting married, so I went to their house and met my old husband for the first time.
I remember one day after lunch, my wife and mother-in-law went out shopping together, leaving Wenwen's father at home to accompany my father-in-law, and this embarrassing scene is still fresh in my memory.
My father asked me"Do you have any other brothers?
Without an uncle, it's just me;
Hehe, then the pressure is a bit big! After saying this, the old man sighed softly, the air froze instantly, the topic stopped abruptly, Wenwen's father didn't know how to speak, and his eyes were full of nowhere to put it"Ask for help"Gaze.
When two people are chatting, the most feared thing is to have nothing to say and suddenly fall silent, and the best way to defuse this situation is to turn on the TV and let both parties pretend to be watching. In this way, I watched the "Sheriff Black Cat" cartoon with my father for the first time, and for the first time, I also knew that the original cartoon only had five episodes.
Don't ask me why I chose to watch cartoons? Because I can only watch cartoons if I don't encounter embarrassing scenes, but what I'm most afraid of is watching it for a while and having to go into commercials. So, Wenwen's father thought about the topic to talk about with his father-in-law at the beginning of the cartoon, so that when the ad started, he could say it and avoid embarrassment.
Wenwen's father got married at the age of 30 and his wife was only 25 years old"You're not young, and you're getting married late, so hurry up and have a baby. But my wife didn't want to have a baby so soon, so I persevered for more than a year.
On Chinese New Year's Eve the next year, my mother mobilized seven aunts and eight aunts to insist on having children: You have been married for two years, when will you have children?
Wenwen's father has an unassailable answer: in a few days? Two weeks later, two months later, two years later, haha.
For example, relatives and friends say: Your cousin is pregnant again! It's actually a hint that it's time for us to have a baby, so we answer: Oh, really? That's great!
When the above two tricks don't work, you can take a superficial article, such as relatives advising you to have a child while you are young! Wenwen's father tried this method, and it really worked!
In response to this question, Wenwen's father went to ask his colleagues, it was really strange, some relatives and friends insisted on having children: Aren't you still young, why don't you have children?
You don't like people to answer you directly: If I have a child, do you have to give me a commission? Or is there something wrong with your family's genes and the time limit doesn't work? In her words, after disliking her once, no one urged her to give birth again.
If you are faced with your mother-in-law's request to let you have a child, my colleague Xiaomei's answer is even more interesting. Her mother-in-law said: While I am still young and can still take care of the child, do you hurry up and give birth to a child so that I can take care of it? As a result, Xiaomei said directly: We don't give birth, and you don't have to bring it, isn't it easier?
The mother-in-law's face was obviously not good-looking, and she said in a moral rap way:"If you get married and don't have children, are you worthy of your parents?
Xiaomei asked her mother-in-law with a smile"Without children, we say sorry to the parents; If you have a child by chance, aren't you sorry for the child?
When the mother-in-law heard this, she turned around and left, and she was no longer in a hurry to have a child. Hahaha, in the face of friends who often give birth and don't want children for the time being, the answers of colleagues can be referred to!
Chinese New Year's Eve, I believe everyone will receive a lot of New Year's greeting text messages from relatives and friends, with the rise of smartphones, sending New Year's greeting text messages on Chinese New Year's Eve seems to have become simpler, copy-paste-** In less than 20 seconds, all friends can receive your New Year's greeting text messages! Blessing text message.
But seeing this ** New Year's greeting message, Wenwen's father's first reaction was not to go, to pay New Year's greetings, not even a simple name, to change the feeling is to worship a person in his imagination, whether it is Zhang San Li Si, or Wang Wu, one"You"name.
As my colleague Xiaoxing said, when it comes to the Chinese New Year, the Chinese New Year's text messages are like snowflakes in winter, thousands of them, but none of them bloom independently.
In fact, what is more embarrassing than not having an address is not knowing who sent the message? If you don't reply, others will say you're rude; If you reply, you will feel embarrassed.
These are the 4 most awkward moments that young people encounter when they go home for the New Year. How do you resolve embarrassment? Please leave a message at the bottom of the page.
Warning: **From the Internet, not related to the content; If there is any infringement, please contact us to delete!