Funny
1.Today is the first day of work in the new year, and I said to my friend: bring my humidifier. My friend said: Although you are a little older than me, you should be polite and should say "please". I thought about it for a moment and said, "Please bring my humidifier!"
2.New Year's Day at home, in addition to eating is sleeping, one night I had acute gastroenteritis and had to go to the hospital, when I was dying of pain, I saw a lot of old dad come to see me, I was very relieved, and then he didn't ask me about the situation, just anxiously asked me, why the hospital can't even connect to a wifi.
3.Today in the children's amusement park, I met my high school classmates, at that time we had the same interests, the grades were almost the same, now looking at his old look, my heart is very sour, the thought that he is about to compete with me for the mineral water bottle in this place, my heart is even more sad!
4.On the eve of the Chinese New Year, several of our old college classmates in Hangzhou met together again, and they were very happy to see that everyone was still alive.
5.You never know how hard I work at work, even though I always try to make simple things complicated, and whenever I give up on myself, my friends will say to me, "Even if the whole world doesn't want you anymore, remember to look for me, I know several traffickers!" ”