After the Spring Festival, a specific brand of hemorrhoid cream sold hot in ** stores, and the signs of selling out were surprising. The news that the sales of hemorrhoids cream had tripled in three days became a hot topic and sparked heated discussions among netizens.
Many people lamented: it seems that hemorrhoids have become a common problem for 9 out of 10 people! Workers are just getting used to the rhythm of work, only to find the adverse effects of the Chinese New Year. According to data from an e-commerce platform, the sales of hemorrhoid cream have soared threefold. Netizens discussed this phenomenon in the comment area, pointing out that the big fish and meat during the Spring Festival led to this situation. As the saying goes, there are eight immortals, and there are similarities below, and sitting and playing mahjong for a long time during the Spring Festival is also one of the reasons for the high incidence of hemorrhoids. Every family likes to play mahjong as a leisure and entertainment project, and it can be played all day, even for several days. It's no wonder that this high-intensity activity triggers hemorrhoids. Faced with the data of doubling the sales of hemorrhoid cream, netizens have left messages saying that they have contributed to this sales growth, and they can't help but feel emotional.
Many web users feel nervous and anxious when they see this topic. According to 2022 statistics, there are currently a staggering 500 million hemorrhoids patients in our country, which is a staggering number. Judging from this ratio, the statement of "nine hemorrhoids in ten people" does not seem to be an exaggeration. Many netizens expressed their doubts in the comment area, questioning the statistical method of the data of 500 million hemorrhoids patients in China. Some people with hemorrhoids have spoken out that they are also hemorrhoids, but they have not been included in any interviews or statistics.
Some netizens speculated that this data may be based on factors such as drug sales. If there are 500 million people suffering from hemorrhoids, then the number of people suffering from cervical spondylosis is probably as high as 1 billion, right? A strong woman left a message saying that her husband began to suffer from hemorrhoids in the Chinese New Year's Eve, when pharmacies were not open and could not buy ointments to relieve hemorrhoids. Her husband had to lie in bed for two days before he got better. However, according to one netizen's analysis, it seems that her husband is not really **. On the second day of junior high school, he had to go to his mother-in-law's house, and the situation did not seem to be optimistic. After seeing this hot topic, some netizens felt tightness in their buttocks and began to subconsciously perform levator anal exercises. There are also many netizens in the comment area who remind everyone to pay attention to maintaining ** health, and have emphasized the importance of levator anus. Some optimistic netizens said that with the miracle medicine in hand, they are not afraid of hemorrhoids at all. Although everyone is discussing the topic of hemorrhoids, some netizens have focused on "starting work" and are particularly keen.
Netizens generally reported that they felt unwell when they first started working, which seemed to be the culprit of hemorrhoids! During the Chinese New Year, I enjoyed playing mahjong at home all day without any discomfort. However, once I started working and just sat at my desk for an hour or two, I started to feel unwell. In the past, climbing the mountain during the Chinese New Year felt relaxed and pleasant, but after the start of work, sitting in front of the computer, I felt soreness and no strength. Therefore, it can be concluded that it is all about work!
Hemorrhoids followed, and it was unexpected! Many netizens deeply feel the hard work of workers. Working hard from morning till night, many people's hemorrhoids are caused by sitting for long periods of time. At the moment, the work has just begun, and the hemorrhoid cream has already been snapped up. Quite a few people said in the comment section that they refused to be ashamed of hemorrhoids. Some netizens believe that this is not surprising that everyone can suffer from hemorrhoids.
In response to this topic, some people are concerned about the problem of hemorrhoids, some people are concerned about the data showing that 500 million people are affected, and some people ridicule the hardships of migrant workers. Among the many comments, there is a netizen's message that is particularly eye-catching! He reminded friends who are engaged in ** hype that they should take this as a warning that if they want to ** after the Chinese New Year, it is better to prepare more hemorrhoid cream! Sure enough, it's you, **veteran!
The comments from netizens are varied and make people laugh. However, after laughing, we still need to pay attention to the small problems of the body. People with hemorrhoids should avoid sitting for long periods of time and eating irregularly, and only by living a healthy life can they maintain good health. Let's become aspiring youth, not hemorrhoidal youth!
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