1. Don't call me when I'm asleep, because I'm asleep.
2. At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.
3. If you don't love me, kick me away. For I cannot bear to leave you.
4. I used to think that it was not easy to have, but later I learned that it was even more difficult to give up.
5. Every woman is looking for a man who is very manly, and it turns out that the most manly is herself.
6. I was just about to think about the future, but reality slapped me!
7. I'm not a salted egg superman, why am I fighting for you and the whole world.
8. I can't go into your heart because you have let others live in it.
9. I made a stir-fried bacon with green garlic. Named "Plants vs. Zombies."
10. Find the reason for the problem from yourself first, don't blame the earth for having no gravity as soon as you are constipated.
11, Xiao Ming: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Father: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly child?" ”
12. Break up with you, because you don't even deserve to hold hands!
13. One day the junior cried because there was a junior four!
14. Sanlu milk powder, the choice of stepmothers.
15. Take the road of RMB, so that the people have no way out!
16. The highest state of being a man is not for you to pick up a girl, but to let a girl soak you.
17. How big a body do you have to be to support your soul that is caught in the west of the house!
18. You can't eat it as a meal, but I can't eat without you.
19. When you are nervous, it is like a pig on a tree.
20. It is said that there is a monkey in the zoo, which is extremely ugly and everyone vomits! I went to see it the next day and I threw up! On the third day you went, and the monkey threw up!
21. Life is like a piece of broken copper and iron, throw it into the fire, knock it and knock it, and you can also refine a pair of fine products!
22. The perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Non-existent!
23. You live in my heart, have you paid the rent?
24. The physical education teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will punish her for a handstand!
25. The most embarrassing thing is to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register with your girlfriend, and the staff is actually your ex-girlfriend.
26. If you don't like me, I'll castrate you as my sister.
27. I stood in your city and shouted: Ouch! Full of depth!
28, do you know why Gao Xiaosong is drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin wanted him to sing a song "You in the same prison".
29. Today's MM's birthday, in order to be the first to send blessings, I picked up my mobile phone on time in the early morning and sent a message: sofa.
30, relying on the mountain to eat the mountain, relying on the water to draft the water, robbing today, don't give it, whoever wants to resist, let him see the hell.
31. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow no one will be good!
32. In this world, there are not so many simple ifs, if you don't love, you don't love.
33. I don't have any advantages as a person, but I have a strong ability to be praised!
34, what if I think I am beautiful, my mother disdains, and in the end she is not someone else**.
35. While I still love you, can you not miss me?