At six o'clock in the morning, the "jingle bell" of the alarm clock made of pure gold rang non-stop, and I impatiently hummed the button next to the bed.
Next to my five-meter-by-five-meter Simmons bed, there are a lot of buttons, red strips - ham sausages, yellow strips - fried dough sticks, green strips - cucumbers, red circles - tomatoes, brown circles - moon cakes, white dots - white sugar, ......As soon as I opened my eyes in the morning, I wanted to eat something, and at the push of a button, a servant brought me.
Boss, what do you command? The servant asked respectfully.
I don't want to go to work today, so I told the foreman that my salary would be deducted at will. Don't give my shovel to anyone else, I'm not used to sharing things with others. Besides, my shovels and pickaxes are gilded, and they can't afford to pay for them. ”
Get up and go to the thatched house first. My villa was so big that it took me five minutes to walk from the third-floor bedroom to the toilet in the backyard, and there were several jogging and jogging in the middle of the road.
My toilet is huge, super magnificent, like a palace.
When I entered the latrine, a servant was squatting in the pit, saw me, lifted his pants and went out, turned sideways, bowed his head and blushed, and said cowardly: Good morning, boss.
Toilet paper cut into squares from newspaper is neatly stacked on top of the counter. I nodded imperceptibly, the new housekeeper was quite attentive. Toilet paper, I only use the North China Times, it has to be cut into 20 centimeters square, and then folded in half. Why is it so sophisticated? The arrangement of the upper class is all about the details.
I came to the luxurious dining room of more than 50 square meters, and the two servants moved the king-size group table standing against the wall to the room ** and unfolded it. The group table is pure solid wood, and the composite board kind of group table is impossible to enter a family like mine.
The servant unfolded the golden-glazed folding chair covered with purple velvet, and I sat down, staring at the brilliant plastic flowers on the fresh, clean plastic tablecloth, and nodded imperceptibly.
Hello boss, do you choose bean buns or sugar cakes for the staple food? ”
Sugar cakes, cakes, dry mixed instant noodles lie on an egg, cut a plate of ham sausage, it must be the king of kings, and then cut some pig's head meat, five-kernel moon cakes, Beiling mustard ......”
The housekeeper cautiously asked, "Enough boss, the amount is a bit large......."”
I looked at him with strange eyes and said unpleasantly, "Are you here for the first day?" Do families like ours need to consider costs? All of them should be doubled, and the rest should be eaten and fed to the pigs. ”
Good owner. Uh, what's the drink? Brew a cup of milk powder or soy milk? ”
No, drink Huiyuan juice today".
Good boss, let's settle the bill first......Oh, I'm sorry boss, I'm sorry boss, I used to work in a restaurant, and I said yes, I'm sorry boss."
Seeing the housekeeper's sincere fear, I waved my hand generously: "Okay, let's serve."
I was relieved to see the servants preparing the dishes in an orderly manner. It takes three generations to raise an aristocracy like us. It also takes a long time for the servants of our wealthy families to develop a good temperament.
Sugar cakes, cakes, instant noodles, ham sausages, pig's head meat, moon cakes, six dishes, as well as a plate of mustard and a plate of sugar, simple but hearty. I let out a long breath and shook my head with a smile, it was too extravagant! But, isn't that what life should be?
Tuck the white cloth into the neckline, pick up the knife and fork and start eating.
Why do I have to dry mix instant noodles? Even the soup with water is a rough way to eat, the aristocratic temperament is reflected in every detail, I am a person who cherishes feathers. After a hearty breakfast, I went to the exclusive garage. A young man nimblely opens the door of the elongated luxury Qirui sedan, skilfully and naturally placing his hand on the top of the door (this is to prevent the boss from hitting his head). I calmly got into the car, touched the seat cover with my hand, frowned slightly, and asked: "I said yesterday, it is true that the seat cover is too low, and it should be replaced with a velvet one, why am I not good at speaking?" ”
The housekeeper explained: "I have gone to the wholesale market to buy fabrics and are sewing, and Wu's mother said that there is something wrong with the sewing machine......”
I waved my hand and said, "Don't explain, I'll just look at the results."
A convoy of Qirui and two Wuxuan Hongguang drove out of the garage, I looked ahead, frowned, and said, "Where is the motorcycle in front of you?" ”
The pedals of the motorcycle are broken and can't catch fire, so they are sent for repair, can they be repaired with electric vehicles? ”
I shook my head and said loudly, "Can an e-bike be used as a road car?" You've done it in the concierge anyway. ”
The butler's face was purple, and he was too cowardly to reply, holding the hem of his clothes with both hands, and his bones turned white.
I shook my head and sighed, "Let's go."
I feel like people are afraid of me, am I being too harsh? In the future, I have to be a little kind to the people, I am a boss with a pattern, and my love is boundless.
The foolish fairy has nothing to write nonsense, it's funny)