LOL On the first day of the New Year of the Dragon, the blind monk and others gave the dragon king a

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-02-11

1. Wake up:

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and after the hustle and bustle of last night, a group of pit goods in the Summoner's Canyon woke up very late.

After the fire man woke up, he immediately shouted in the class group.

Huo Nan: Students, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, are you going to the Dragon King's house to pay New Year's greetings?

As soon as the fire man said this, everyone knew what was going on, so they should reconcile.

Blind Monk: That's for sure, in previous years, we ate chickens and killed pigs, but this year it's time to eat dragon meat.

When the dragon king saw this, he trembled a little, but he still refuted it in the group.

Dragon King: I rub it, how can anyone eat dragon meat? And no one has eaten it, so don't come to pit me.

When the blind monk saw that the dragon king dared to refute, he was not happy.

Blind monk: Brothers, I heard that if you eat dragon meat, you will live forever, so you will go directly to the dragon king's house.

2. Departure:

As soon as the blind monk finished speaking, everyone came to the spirit.

Tsar: You have to eat dragon meat today.

Fire Man: Yes, my barbecue skills have improved again.

So, everyone met at 10 o'clock at Xiaolong Park.

On the way there, Yasuo asked the blind monk.

Yasuo: Big brother, you incite everyone to go to pay New Year's greetings every year, aren't you afraid that they will go to your house to eat?

Blind monk: What am I afraid of, I am not in the zodiac, and my family is poor, so I really have nothing to eat.

After hearing this, Yasuo felt that it made sense, and thought that the snake girl, centaurs, monkeys, etc. behind him might all suffer.

After half an hour's drive, everyone arrived at the Dragon King's house, which had its own manor and a large yard, but now the gate was closed.

3. New Year's greetings:

At this time, the blind monk ran up and knocked on the door.

Blind Monk: Brother Dragon King, open the door, everyone has come to greet you for the New Year.

The dragon king hid in the courtyard and shivered.

Dragon King: Get out, I don't need you to come to pay New Year's greetings.

Yasuo: Dragon King, everyone is sincere and sincere to come to pay New Year's greetings, and most people don't have this treatment.

Dragon King:, I kind of got it, you greet the New Year empty-handed, and then eat a lot of things.

Seeing that the Dragon King was unmoved, the male knife from the same bedroom came to knock on the door.

Bedroom 201:Male Sword, Shen, Dragon King, Ion, Verus, Jewel.

Male knife: The third brother, you open the door, and the eldest brother has also come to greet you.

Dragon King:? Big brother, not only did you not help me, but also coaxed me?

Male knife: The third brother, it's not that the eldest brother likes to coax, but I really want to taste dragon meat and experience the taste of immortality.

4. Rumors:

When the dragon king heard this, he panicked directly.

Dragon King: MD, it's all blind people who spread rumors, it's really a pitfall.

Male Knife: Just open the door.

Dragon King: Why did I open the door, since it is the Year of the Dragon, why did you only come to my house, why don't you go to the Dragon Girl's house?

Fire Man: The dragon girl is a girl, you are a boy, we will not go to her house today.

The pig girl was not happy when she heard this.

Pig Girl: When you went to my house to eat pork, you didn't say that, and there was no distinction between men and women at that time.

Fire Man: Anyway, the dragon girl is a dragon with a Western image, and the dragon king is a dragon with an eastern image, or the dragon king matches us.

Half an hour passed, and the dragon king still didn't open the door. The card couldn't wait, so it flew in and opened the door.

Everyone ran straight in.

5. Grouping:

After everyone entered, they stood in several lines, and the dragon king was very curious.

Dragon King: Why are you still standing in a detachment?

Pan Sen: Well, in order to be more efficient, we divided into groups. We are the dragon slaying group, including the prince, Zhao Xin, Bron, Olaf, etc., I said the leader of the dragon slaying group.

Fire Man: Yes, my cooking team, which includes Rambo, Annie, Mondo, Juggernaut, etc., is the team leader.

Death Song: Yes, yes, yes, and our atmosphere group, I'm the team leader.

Dragon King: The battle is not small, so let's play first.

So, everyone started playing, some playing mahjong, some playing poker, and some setting off fireworks.

After 12 o'clock, everyone was hungry and asked the dragon king what he wanted to eat.

Pan Sen: Dragon King, where are your dragons? We're going to start slaying dragons.

Dragon King: Don't worry, you won't let everyone run in vain, you bake something else first, come with me.

6. Dragon meat:

So, everyone followed the dragon king and came to the shed.

Dragon King: I knew you were coming, so I bought 50 chickens, 20 cows, and 20 pigs from the market.

Juggernaut: We're here to eat dragon meat, and you're here to give us this?

Dragon King: Don't worry, I promise you'll eat it.

After everyone heard this, they roasted these chickens, cows, and pigs first.

Juggernaut: Brothers, the Dragon King is not a fool, when we are all full, we will not be able to eat dragon meat.

Death Song: Don't worry, if he lies to us, I'll sing him directly.

Everyone waited for another 30 minutes, and the dragon king finally came.

Dragon King: Dragon meat is very precious, so I can only share a little bit for one person, I have already packed it for everyone, and everyone will take a pack when they leave, but they will have to go home to open it.

Death Song: Okay, I'll believe you once.

So, when everyone left, they all brought a pack of gift boxes home.

After returning home, Death Song opened it and found the dragon meat written on the package, and Death Song was still very happy at this time.

Then, Death Song unpacked it again and suddenly cursed.

Dead Song: MD, Little Dragonman Toffee?

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