Tsinghua University and Peking University's "goose-legged aunt" dispute, why did the champions of various provinces not hesitate to "tear their faces and rob them"?
Perhaps that aunt never thought that at her age, she would have to worry about choosing Tsinghua University or Peking University. ”
Tsinghua University and Peking University, as top universities in China, are comparable to each other.
However, this time, Tsinghua University and Peking University caused a war of words because of an "aunt who sells goose legs", and Peking University students even wrote articles to complain about Tsinghua University.
So, what makes the "aunt who sells goose legs" so attractive that the top students in the college entrance examination in various provinces do not hesitate to "tear their faces" to fight for her?
Prestigious schools across the country are vying for the woman. On November 25, a blogger posted a ** titled "Girls Competing for Famous Schools in the Country", which caused heated discussions among netizens.
A retired aunt was looking for something to do and started selling roast goose legs in front of her university. At first, she set up a stall at the gate of the National People's Congress, then moved to the gate of Peking University, and then ran to the gate of Tsinghua University.
Auntie's roast goose leg is so delicious that it quickly becomes popular at almost every school.
Each school even set up a "goose leg group" specifically for the aunt, with the aim of getting timely information about the aunt's stall. The number of WeChat groups is limited to 500 people, but the number of "goose-legged groups" in these schools is full.
This makes people sigh: 500 people is the limit of WeChat, but it is not the limit of the number of auntie's fans.
Aunt Goose Legs has become a kind of "fragrant glutton", and the top students of the three famous schools will squat on time every night, not afraid of the cold, just to show up on time in front of Aunt Goose Legs' stall.
It's so spectacular that if an ignorant person sees it, they might think they're having a big academic discussion, when in fact they're just waiting in line.
When the students of the National People's University found out that Aunt Goose Legs was snatched away by Tsinghua students, they "attacked" Tsinghua University in the group.
Many college students use various emojis in the goose leg group to vent their dissatisfaction with not being able to eat goose legs, and the content of the emoji is mostly "Tsinghua University is really a bastard".
Peking University students also vented their anger, but Peking University, as always, even complained about writing an article.
In a short period of time, Peking University students wrote an article on Xiaohongshu titled "The hateful Tsinghua University has stolen our goose legs".
According to netizens, Aunt Goose Legs has 17 goose legs in the National People's Congress and 8 groups in Tsinghua University.
Because Aunt Goose Legs' goose legs are so sought-after, there are even "goose leg scalpers".
Some netizens sighed: How wide is Aunt Goose Legs' connections, and they are all 985 top students.
The blogger saw this scene and began to joke: If Aunt Goose Legs is bullied in 20 years, as long as she posts a circle of friends, elites from all walks of life in Beijing will rush over.
Even the blogger conceived a ** beginning for this, I have to say that the blogger's imagination is really amazing, ** called "I was robbed by the three top universities at the beginning".
I'll write the first paragraph first, ten years later, late one night, my aunt was about to end the stall and go home, but was harassed by drunk thugs, and the stall was smashed, and the other party actually joked, saying that my annual income is enough to buy you 10,000 stalls, and then threw down 20,000 yuan and left.
The next day, a president passed by and found that his aunt did not come out of the stall, frowned slightly, and then made a **, and the roar of dozens of helicopters sounded in the distance......”
The blogger's imagination is really breathtaking, and surprisingly, some netizens actually replied: "I kind of want to see this**."
Unexpectedly, the blogger just made a start, and some netizens picked up the blogger:
Five years later, an aunt's child was successfully admitted to a regular high school. During the school day, my aunt's child got into an argument with the teacher over a math problem. The math teacher mocked: "What qualifications do you have to argue with me about this question, what do you pretend to be an ordinary high school student?" If you have the ability, you can go to a key high school. ”
The math teacher also laughed at him: "Your mother is just a goose leg seller, how smart can you be?" So, the teacher called the aunt to the school and stopped the aunt's children's class on the grounds that there was a blatant argument with the teacher in class.
The aunt pleaded with the teacher to give her child another chance, but the teacher ruthlessly refused. So, the aunt posted a circle of friends in the evening: "I won't sell goose legs tonight, the child has been suspended from school and has no books to read!" So he ......
It's really amazing, this netizen actually has the talent to write **, and other netizens even said: "Go for it." ”
Unexpectedly, this story was really written, and the name was called "University Selling Goose Legs, I Was Robbed Crazy by Qingbei".
I really have to say that there are more and more "talented" netizens today.
The comments of netizens are also very interesting.
Some netizens who watched the excitement joked: "So why do you sell it for 15 yuan a copy at Peking University and 16 yuan a copy at Tsinghua University?" ”
Netizens with a little more imagination feel that this is an excellent writing material: "Written as an article, what kind of top-level cool article will this be." ”
Some netizens envied the academic qualifications of the students in Aunt Goose's WeChat group: "Auntie's dozens of WeChat groups are all 985. ”
Netizens who have tasted goose legs have expressed their love for goose legs: "It's really delicious!" ”
This netizen's perspective is very novel: "Auntie may not have thought that at this age, it would be difficult to choose whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University." ”
Some netizens expanded their imagination: "20 years later, my aunt saw 400 academicians, 500 chairmen and 600 secretaries in WeChat and fell into deep thought. ”
After netizens from other places saw this, they couldn't help but salivate: "How delicious it is, I'm so curious." ”
The creativity of contemporary netizens is truly breathtaking:
Son: Mom, today's homework is really too difficult. Aunt Duck Legs: Don't worry, I'm going to contact a few college students to come and help you. "
There are also some netizens who further depicted the scene of Aunt Goose Legs' son at work:
Auntie's son: Mom, how do you know my chairman? He asked me to bring a goose leg to work tomorrow. "
Some people expressed envy of Aunt Goose Legs' social circle:
Auntie's circle of friends is full of elites from the capital, and they all come to help, as long as they can join the goose legs. "
The creator even showed a sense of humor through memes:
A circle of friends is full of high-level figures, and when my aunt reads WeChat, there is always a president and vice president. "
Someone recalls a similar exaggerated incident that happened before:
Previously, the collapse of a restaurant outside the Southwest University of Finance and Economics shocked the national financial circle. "
Some netizens thought about it seriously:
Interpersonal relationships do have to consider the balance of value and interests, Aunt Goose Legs' connections are really first-class, and her children's future employment and entrepreneurship are absolutely not worried, it is simply a gesture. "
An interesting detail was also pointed out:
The National People's Congress has 17 goose leg groups, so they can be pulled away, and Tsinghua's eating appearance must be even better! "
Eventually, someone immediately started making new memes:
You were admitted to Tsinghua University, but I roasted to Tsinghua University, not that Tsinghua can't afford to pass the exam, but roasted goose legs are more cost-effective. "
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