My friend's husband retired, and it turned out to be a deputy county-level leader, and my friend said that since her husband retired, she was going to die of laughter!
When her husband was a leader, he never went to the vegetable market, because he often appeared on TV for fear of being recognized.
So he doesn't know anything about grocery shopping, he doesn't know anything.
One day, while her friend was cooking, she found that the eggs were gone, so she asked her husband to buy them: "Old man, go buy a few eggs!" ”
The old man went down obediently, half an hour passed, and she didn't come back, so she called the old man **: Why haven't you come back? Waiting for your eggs! ”
I just found the wet market and it's too far away! The old man grumbled.
It turned out that he went to a farmer's market far away to buy it, and he didn't know that there were eggs in the small supermarket downstairs.
After another half an hour, he came back, with an angry face.
My friend asked, "What's the matter, old man?" ”
The old man said: "I picked eggs, and after a long time, the egg seller became impatient and scolded me, and she asked me if I was choosing a concubine!" ”
My friend looked at the eggs he picked, they were really good, they were all big, the egg seller didn't scold you for scolding anyone, it seems that the leader not only looks at people, but also looks at eggs.
My friend's husband drives, but I haven't driven it for more than 10 years, and I have always had a driver.
After retiring, he had to drive his own car, because he had not been a driver for many years, so he was afraid of the car, and the car was afraid of him, and the car drove tremblingly, and the speed was only so fast as walking.
One morning, he drove out, and he went for a walk, and he didn't know whether to walk the car or people, but he went out for a walk anyway.
But because he was driving very slowly, the young people waiting to go to work behind him were very anxious, but there was no way to overtake on that part of the road, so he honked his horn vigorously behind.
The more he honked, the more anxious the old man became, and the more anxious he was, the slower he became, and a little girl who followed behind couldn't stand it, so she overtook his car in a corner, and as a result, his car was rubbed.
At this time, the little girl was anxious and shouted to him: "How did you drive?" Drive like a turtle, you see, rub it! ”
The old man can't drive, but he can do it theoretically, which is what he is good at: "Little girl, you are overtaking in a corner, according to the Road Traffic Safety Law, you are fully responsible, what are you shouting, is it okay to be reasonable!" ”
Then there was a bunch of it, the little girl was late, and she couldn't stand his theory and practice, so she threw down 1,000 yuan and ran away!
My friend's husband never cooked a meal by himself, his mother cooked when he was a child, and his daughter-in-law cooked when he got married; When I was in school, I ate in the school cafeteria, and when I worked, I ate in the unit cafeteria.
As a result, after retiring, one day my friend was really unwell and had a high fever, so he asked the old man to make an egg fried rice, and the two of them just had a mouthful.
The old headache quickly agreed: "No problem, you just wait to eat!" ”
My friend waited for a long time, but there was no movement in the kitchen, and when I got up, I saw that the old man was holding a pen and wearing reading glasses, looking at what was written on his mobile phone.
What are you doing? Why don't you do it yet? ”
I searched on my phone for the recipe of egg fried rice, and I made a plan first, and it will be good for a while! ”
The friend scolded angrily: "Egg fried rice, still have to make a plan?" By the time you make a plan, I'll starve to death! ”
My friend had a high fever, and the rice was fried by two, and the old man was still directing beside him: "Put too much oil, the eggs should be scattered, and finally remember to put some green onions, this is the soul of this dish!" ”
My friend complained to us and sighed at the same time, lamenting that her husband is really a talent, retired early, and should work for another 10 years!