1.The son asked his father, "Dad, what will you give her when you divorce my mother?" Dad replied, "Well, I'll give her the best of everything." Son: "That's not me?" Dad: "Think about it, the best thing is to give her freedom and happiness." ”
2.Why do you lose to a watermelon race? Because as soon as you set off, it is a melon.
3.Man: "Do you know how to swim?" Woman: "Yes! Man: "Then why did you almost drown?" Woman: "I said I could swim, but I didn't say I could swim well!" ”
4.Xiao Ming told his classmates: "I wrote the exam paper on the hair dryer last week, and the teacher will definitely not find it!" Classmate: "The result?" Xiao Ming: "The result?" The result? As a result, the wind blew away, and I still failed the course. ”
5."How did your family raise such a well-behaved dog? In the morning, he drove it to school with a twig, and in the evening he went home with a whip. ”
6.There is a fox that looks very much like a female monkey, and in order to avoid hunting, she often jumps up the tree and sits down on a clump of treetops without moving. Finally, one day it went down to the ground, and the hunter came after him, but the fox could not find the treetops.
7.Why are rich people afraid? Because the places where they live are all ground moving villas.
8.Woman: "Do you know why I always take you with me when I withdraw money?" Man: "Because you only have my ** on you." Woman: "No, it's because I don't have any money." ”