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Mondo Technology Updated on 2024-03-07

I had a cold and my whole body was sore and I broke out in a cold sweat! Who will tell me why it is so difficult to be an ordinary small employee, I had to do a position that I didn't want to do before, and now I have to do another one, and how can that teacher be like that. I really want to say a greeting, "Are you sick?" "But you have to be honest. How cowardly, how cowardly!

Would you rather marry him than me?

No, are you sure you're not alone?

"If the man is disobedient, then change him" is gone

Yin Tizhi is a president, 26 years old, has changed many lovers, the shortest two days to break up, the longest half a year has not been divided.

Everyone in the circle said that Yin Tizhi was planted in Meng Yang's hands this time, otherwise he wouldn't be talking about it for half a year, and all the good resources would be given to him, for fear of neglect.

Meng Yang himself thinks so, Yin Tizhi will definitely not be able to live without him, and he loves him to death. Relying on Yin Tizhi's liking, he began to make heaven and earth, and said arrogantly that he wanted to take over the love comprehensive.

Yin Tizhi slowly exhaled a puff of cigarette.

If you're tired of it, let's change someone.

The new lover is 20 years old, goes to college, is so poor that he can't find this person in the circle. But it looks good and has a good figure, and it is very sufficient.

It's just that he didn't expect him to behave in a panic on the first night, and asked in a low voice: "What to do, I don't know how to do it." ”

is very innocent, Yin Tizhi is worried that he will be deceived so that he doesn't even have pants left, so he teaches him hand in hand.

After this kind of thing was cooked, Yin Tizhi sat on the head of the bed and smoked a cigarette after the incident, thinking silently: How can he be so fierce when he is so simple, he can't wait to kill him every time, and his waist can't get up.

Later, Yin Tizhi was forced to marry the most powerful family, and he had no intention of delaying Chu Jue and broke up.

A few days later, the marriage partner, Chu Jue, stood in front of him, his face was gloomy and tears fell from his eyes: "Would you rather marry him than me?" ”

Yin Tizhi: Are you sure you're not alone?

After being abandoned by Yin Tizhi, Meng Yang had a very bad life, he was nothing without Yin Tizhi and couldn't live.

Thinking of Yin Tizhi's kindness to him, Meng Yang's heart was like a knife, and he knelt down and begged someone to come back. But Yin Tizhi is already married, and he is still with his sworn enemy Chu Jue.

Chu Jue grabbed Yin Tizhi's wrist, carefully and forcefully pulled it into his arms, and said sentence by sentence: "You are not allowed to go to the bar." Remember that you have a family. Ten o'clock is the curfew. Follow me tonight.

Yin Tizhi was deceived by Chu Jue's simplicity at the beginning, and he never thought that he would provoke a madman.

He didn't recognize Meng Yang, he was only afraid of Chu Jue, who was crazy, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "My waist is about to break, you can let me go." ”

As he passed by, Chu Jue's eyes glared at Meng Yang like a poisonous snake and told him to get out. In those eyes, there was a monstrous desire for Yin Tizhi.

Recently, for some reason, Yin Tizhi's ex-lovers have appeared one by one. During the day, Chu Jue was jealous of Yin Tizhi, and at night Chu Jue was jealous of Yin Tizhi.

Yin Tizhi complained to his friend: "I can't live this day." ”

Is it? Chu Jue, who suddenly appeared, said gloomily, "Then who do you want to live with?" Old lovers? Or are you looking for a new lover? ”

Yin Tizhi's whole body tensed: "....

"The Little Husband of the Heavenly Evil Lonely Star" tea check

When the family told Gu Lan about a family matter, it was Lin Jinpeng, a native of the village, who was handsome and tall, and he was about to settle down.

Gu Lanshi had a dream, dreaming that Lin Jinpeng was having an affair with someone else, and it was this dream for more than ten days, and he was suspicious, so he secretly followed Lin Jinpeng to the back mountain, not wanting to really break the adultery.

Gu Lanshi cried so much that she reacted when she ran up the mountain with her family, if those two ran away, who could believe him, she was anxious and angry.

Fortunately, God forbid, when they arrived, the adulterer did not know what was going on, could not find their clothes, and was scurrying in the mountains and forests.

There was a commotion in Xiaohe Village, and even the next village came to see the excitement, and finally the Lin family moved and went to distant relatives before giving up.

Pei Yan is a well-known Tiansha Lone Star in the village, his life is poor and hard, and he is not fierce, and few people dare to provoke him after a few fights, and they all say that it is absolutely no good thing to get involved with him.

Gu Lanshi went to the river to wash clothes, and when she raised her eyes, she saw Pei Yan washing a basin of dismantled cloth not far away, and the color of the fabric became more familiar the more she looked.

Until he saw the bamboo pattern embroidered on the corner, he suddenly realized that this was not Lin Jinpeng's, no wonder the two of them were not wearing clothes, and they fell into Pei Yan's hands.

The family affair did not go well three times and twice, Gu Lanshi did not expect that she would end up marrying Pei Yan, the two of them were a lonely star and one was riddled with bad luck, and the poor life was slowly getting better, there was no shortage of food or meat, and the baby she gave birth to was also fat and fat.

"I accidentally hung up my ex-boyfriend's number in ** hospital" is a word

Su Xingchuan knocked on the door of the No. 3 consultation room, and then froze.

Inside sat his ex-boyfriend Li Xuan.

After a seven-year absence, we reunited in ** hospital.

Three minutes after the reunion, his ex-boyfriend asked him to take off his pants and lie on the bed.

Su Xingchuan: "....

Finally, it was decided that surgery would be done.

Su Xingchuan asked, "...... after the operation."Can it still be used? ”

Li Xuan made a list with a cold face: "Yes." ”

Su Xingchuan chased after him and asked, "What if I can't?" Does the doctor have an after-sales package? Can I try it with a doctor? ”

Li Xuan rolled his eyes at him: "If you can't, you can do zero." ”

It's impossible to do zero, but the boyfriend who lost seven years is to be caught home. 】

"My fortune teller slipped away, what's wrong with doing a little? 》Zen Zen Agua

In his previous life, as the national teacher of the Qiang Kingdom, he sacrificed his body for the sake of the common people, and in the blink of an eye, he found that he was reborn into the body of a person with the same name, surname and appearance as himself.

Looking at the bloody funny scene in front of him, Ji Nanshu's eyes were full of jokes: "Follow your script?" Excuse me! Substitution! ”

Facing the mean adoptive father: "Don't worry, even if you kneel three times and knock nine times, I won't come back!" ”

Facing the scumbag adoptive brother and the white lotus brother: "In my previous life, I used too many brains, but in this life, I will never be forced to do it!" ”

With the ability of fortune telling, he is in the entertainment industry: "What's wrong with being fine? I have the ability** I! ”

But he is only soft and delicate to his own gold owner.

Lord Jin: "Are you still messing around?" ”

Ji Nanshu's eyes were red, and he shook his head frantically: "No, no, no." ”

Until the biological parents find - Karma? He's not an orphan, is he?

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