At night, my wife and I made out in bed when there was a sound by the window.
I opened the curtains, and a goat's head suddenly appeared.
The goat stood upright like a man, its front hooves on the windowsill, its eyes fixed on his wife on the bed.
I think there is something wrong with this thing, I want to kill the sheep with a knife, but my wife says: You can't kill it!
That night, my wife was particularly excited.
Just as we were glued, I felt a chill behind me, as if someone was watching me.
The sound of beer bottles colliding by the window.
I stiffened, and pricked up my ears to listen.
His wife, Zhou Xiaojing, raised her arm and rubbed the beads of sweat on her head, and pouted: "What's wrong?" ”
Do you hear the sound? ”
Oops, what's the sound? My wife put her arms around my waist.
I feel like someone is watching us? I turned to the window.
I didn't tighten the curtains, leaving a small slit, and looking out through the gap, it seemed like a figure.
I was in no mood for anything, put on my clothes, and went to the window.
The wife also realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly grabbed the quilt to cover her body.
I tiptoed to the window, slammed the curtain open, and a sheep's head appeared out of the window.
I was so frightened that I took two steps back and almost sat on the floor.
The sheep's two hooves were resting on the windowsill, and his eyes were fixed in the direction of his wife, his eyes full of longing.
I've seen this kind of look, this look should belong to a human, but it's a sheep outside the window!
Hell, I let a sheep ruin my good deeds! "I walked into the kitchen, grabbed my kitchen knife and went out.
What's outside the window? The wife asked.
Our old sheep seems to have run somewhere! ”
The wife breathed a sigh of relief: "It's just a sheep, are you okay?" ”
I don't feel right, there's something wrong with that sheep's eyes! ”
What happened to the sheep? What can it understand? "The wife is rustling on the bed and getting dressed.
When I walked out of the room, I noticed that the sheep by the window were gone.
I turned and walked towards the sheepfold. I have several sheep at home, one of which has been raised for 10 years.
I found the flashlight, turned on the switch, and took pictures one by one in the sheepfold.
There were several sheep in the sheepfold, including the old one, and the latch of the sheepfold was still locked.
The old sheep has been raised for 10 years and is the oldest sheep in the sheepfold.
The fence of the sheepfold is 16 meters. This old sheep shouldn't be able to jump out.
I was about to open the door of the sheepfold with a knife when my wife came out of the house.
Old Shen, you can't kill that old sheep, kill it, the child will be sad! ”
I didn't answer my wife, I just shone a flashlight at the position of the old sheep. The old sheep build their nests in the ground above their heads. His hair was almost gone.
Under the light of the flashlight, he looked very decadent.
Feeling the flashlight, Lao Yang slowly opened his eyes, glanced at me, closed them again, and continued to sleep.
The old sheep at this time are obviously different from what I saw on the windowsill.
My wife came up to me and dressed me: "Go back to the house, it's just an old sheep, it's okay!" ”
I nodded, turned and walked back into the house, only to feel someone watching me again. I read.
I turned my head sharply and shone my flashlight at the old sheep. The old sheep remained motionless and still sleeping.
Back in the house, I sat on the edge of the kang and lit a cigarette.
I always felt that there was something wrong with that old sheep, how about we kill it? Both skin and meat can be sold for money! I said to my wife.
Wait, they all say that the older the sheepskin, the more valuable it is, I heard that a 14-year-old sheep was killed in the next village a while ago, and the skin was sold for a lot of money, I heard that it was some luxury, and the store took it away! ”
My eyes lit up: "Is there anything else so good?" ”
Yes, I remember that the third master told me and gave me 10,000 yuan! The wife took off her coat and prepared for bed.
Well, let's leave this old sheep behind! ”
The next day, the third master came to my house uninvited.
Shen Hao, Shen Hao! "As soon as I got up, I heard the third master in the courtyard calling me!
Wait a minute, I'll go out right away! ”
I put on my clothes, yawned, and walked out!
What's the matter, Third Master, why is it so early? ”
The third master pulled me to the door and whispered to me, "Haozi, what happened to your house last night?" ”
It's nothing. May I? "I just woke up and my mind wasn't quite clear.
No, last night my compass showed that there was an evil spirit in the direction of your house! Think about it! ”
The third master is a well-known fortune teller in several surrounding villages, and many people say that he is very good at fortune telling.
The third master looked serious, not like he was joking.
I rubbed the back of my head and told the third master about Lao Yang** yesterday.
The third master rolled his eyes: "How long have you been raising sheep?" ”
I replied: 10 years!
Take me to see it! "The third master took my hand and said, "Go to the sheepfold!"
The old sheep are wandering around grazing.
The third master stared at the old sheep tightly: "Did you just say that the sheep was lying by your window yesterday?" ”
I nodded. There used to be a legend in our village that sheep that walk upright are not easy to raise, and the older the sheep are, the easier it is to do evil! The third master touched his beard and frowned.
No, you said this old sheepskin was worth a lot! I asked.
No matter how valuable an old sheepskin is, it's not as valuable as human life, so I'd suggest you kill it, or sell it as soon as possible! The third master sighed.
The third master said it very seriously, but I didn't take it too seriously.
There are many families in the village who raise sheep. I've heard of weasels and snakes turning into elves, but I've never heard of sheep turning into elves.
I shook my head and went back inside.
At noon, the child's grandmother sent her daughter Xiaofei back.
Xiaofei is my daughter. A few days ago, I went to my grandmother's house to play for a few days during the winter vacation, and I spent a world with my wife.
Five days later, my wife went out to buy soy sauce and I cooked in the kitchen. My daughter Xiaofei suddenly walked up to me and stammered
Dad, I want to tell you something! ”
Xiaofei, what's wrong? Do you miss grandma again? ”
Xiao Fei leaned into my ear: "Dad, Mom has been very strange lately, as soon as you go out, she pulls the old sheep in the sheepfold into the house and locks the door!" ”
My hand holding the frying spoon froze in place.
Dad, did you hear that? Mom has been a little weird lately! I'm a little scared! The daughter glanced at the door and said.
Well, your mother probably has a crush on that old sheepskin, and that old sheepskin is very valuable! ”
I turned off the fire, squatted down and said to my daughter, "Xiaofei, you don't have to think too much, mom, I won't kill that old sheep!" ”
The daughter said, "I don't like that old sheep anymore, and when I came back, I felt that the old sheep was staring at my mother all the time!" ”
At this time, the wife returned.
Lao Shen, the soy sauce is here, hurry up and cook it! ”
As soon as the wife returned, the daughter snuck away.
I took the soy sauce and looked at my wife.
My wife's complexion is even better than a few days ago, her face is ruddy, **delicate.
As I ate, I tentatively asked, "I think our sheep is big enough, why don't we kill it!" ”
The wife immediately put down the chopsticks: "No, didn't I say it a few days ago?" The older the sheep is, the more valuable it is, it's a pity to kill it now, so let's wait! ”
Seeing that my wife's attitude is very resolute, I can't say anything.
After eating, his wife walked to the kitchen with dishes and chopsticks.
I didn't look at my wife, I just stared in the direction of the sheepfold.
When the old sheep saw my wife walking by, he raised his head. The sheep's head slowly turned in the direction my wife was moving. It wasn't until his wife entered the kitchen that Lao Yang slowly lay down.
I found out that this old sheep is really not normal.
I went out to work at the factory early the next morning.
I deliberately left my bag at home.
My wife was very attentive. As soon as I walked into the yard, my wife took the bag out.
Oh, old Shen, you forgot to bring your bag! ”
I replied, "I'm old, look at my memory!" ”
I took the bag and glanced over to the sheepfold. Lao Yanghe stood up again, staring at his wife, his eyes wandering!
Thinking about what the third master said before, and then thinking about the weird old sheep now, my heart is even more uneasy.
Instead of going to work at the factory, I went around half a circle and got home.
I snuck into the yard and hid behind a thatched pile.
At around 10 a.m., my wife walked out of the house, looked left and right, walked straight to the door, and locked the door.
Generally speaking, the door of my house is unlocked during the day, which is also the custom in the village.
After locking the door, the wife went to the door of the sheepfold, opened the latch of the sheepfold, and whispered, "Wait a minute, old man! ”
Lao Yang stood up directly and walked in front of his wife in a few steps. , rubbing his wife's belly!
The old sheep followed his wife out of the sheepfold, and the other sheep were grazing in the sheepfold.
After locking the sheepfold, the old sheep followed his wife into the house.
It wasn't long before there was a rustling sound in the house.
I heard another man's voice outside the house, "Xiaojing, how are you feeling?" ”
I wanted to rush right in and see what the hell was going on.
The thought of the old sheep being able to speak makes me tremble!
I've raised pigs and sheep, but I've never seen a talking animal.
I didn't make a big fuss about it, nor did I say anything excessive to my wife.
The next day, I found Mr. Three.
The third master originally wanted to set up a stall in the market to tell fortunes, but I blocked the door.
I grabbed the sleeve of the third master: "Third master, help me quickly, my old sheep has an accident!" ”
The third master stopped: "What's wrong?" Let's go, go inside and talk slowly! ”
The third master took me into the house and poured me a glass of water.
I put the water cup on my chest: "Third master, my old sheep has become a sperm!" ”
What do you mean? The third master frowned slightly.
Yesterday, I pretended to go to work, secretly went home, and saw my wife taking Lao Yang into the house. I said with a dry mouth.
I took a big sip of water.
And then what? The third master asked.
That's ......That sheep can actually speak human language! I said tremblingly.
What did the sheep say? The third master hurriedly asked.
I didn't want to talk about my wife's death, so I said: I didn't hear it clearly, anyway, it's all human talk!
Third master, what should I do? You must save us! ”
The third master took out the welding cigarette from under the table, lit it with a match, and took a deep sip.
It's not a good sign for sheep to talk, and I've heard the older generation say that when sheep talk, maybe they want to eat people! ”
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