Bandit Comes Four Love Male Neural Stream of Consciousness 1 .

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-03-03

--Bandits, advocating a female-led relationship.

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1 That year, she broke up with you, and since then you have been, all the time, not wanting to meet such a woman again. Douban is on fire, and you also start to get on, this is a zone where you can discuss LGBT freely, and you find that she is not unique, it turns out that there is such a group of people who meet most of the traits you want. She's not just bisexual, she's intersexual, the ethically androgynous kind.

2 You don't like to take the initiative, but you are forced to do so. There are two types of things that you are willing to take the initiative to meet and those who take the initiative to meet you. If you take the initiative to meet it, you feel that you have to go through many difficulties; And take the initiative to meet you, you think that if she can accept you like this, it is not impossible. So why can't you try to like the person who takes the initiative to meet you, is it greed?

3 You fail in math, but you like to memorize politics and history; You can't solve arithmetic problems, but you love linguistics. You know you've always been like this. "Boys study literature, and their motives are not pure; Girls learn science and spoil themselves". You sincerely don't want to live with such gender bias, but this is a curse that has been attached to you, carved the deepest marks in your fate.

4 The popular fan that year was "Middle Two Diseases Have to Fall in Love", and the popular word was "female power". "The female power of Liuhua is very low, except for the tailor", you look at the introduction of the encyclopedia, and find that you like women who are not high. After another two years, the popular word is "boyfriend power", "seven details, make your boyfriend power max", you don't want to learn, because you know that this is the same thing as "gentlemanly demeanor" many years ago, something you can never learn.

5 You went to a new school in graduate school. Some of your female classmates are concerned about their studies and seem to be very empty; Some like celebrity gossip and look forward to marrying into a wealthy family; Some are rotten girls who will make fun of you and your brothers. But none of them will take the initiative to show you love. They are all good girls, and you, how can you like good girls, how boring such women are. However, they live with you, and they are the majority.

6 Innately, you like to dress up slightly. Pointed-toe shoes, handbags, colored pants. You don't reject the sensations you feel and the gazes that others cast on you. Hairstyles, hairpins, phone cases. Some people say that you are sassy, you have changed from not liking to listening to it to being indifferent, you feel that this is part of your soul. Until the end, the gestures were full of commotion.

7 Friends are more than 1.8 meters tall, they like petite girls, and they don't like to be about as tall as themselves, which is completely opposite to you. You ask why, and he says it's protective. It's not that you don't have a desire to protect, but it's all from small animals or children. For them, a friend's desire to protect them will arise spontaneously, as if it is an instinct that you have never had.

8 You took stock of the blind date girl's industry, Internet, finance, education, state-owned enterprises. It's not that you haven't thought about it, why can't you just find a main attacker? Practitioners, athletes, armed police, soldiers. However, no one introduces people in these circles, and you don't know them, so what about **?

9 You are a royal sister, but you have become an uncle. You know that the royal sister likes Xiao Zhengtai, and you are gradually approaching 30, and you have passed the age of longing for sister and brother love. Sisters can pick fresher ones, and you don't want to stage a drama of middle-aged men always liking female college students too early. The most suitable are only peers; Any other choice may lead to constant regret.

10 You're an old otaku. One day the team building was drinking, and a colleague asked you who you were like, and she was the type of Lori you were least likely to like, and you laughed and said, "The misunderstanding is so deep", and the other party choked, and you didn't understand much.

Release. After all, in the eyes of many people, liking the second yuan is equivalent to liking little Lori. Besides, you're not small, and the uncle with Lori is such a classic.

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