Sometimes not everything can make money, for example, one weekend when autumn is about to begin, I am idle at home flipping through a book, I see a small spell that I was interested in before, this little spell seems to be very easy to learn and fun, what is it called? "The Secret Art of Standing Broom and Brushing People", this is a small branch of spells in Chapter 20, which belongs to the kind of magic that is shown to people, for example, people who learn spells are not believed, they will take out your unique skills to show others, which means that I have this ability, you won't make fun of me, there are a lot of them, what are the paper figures, clay figures, wooden figures, and the people in the painting, all of which belong to the category of illusions, and have the effect of blinding the eyes.
But I think it's so difficult to see anything else, I think this "Broom Broom Brush People Secret Technique" is very simple, but also very interesting, it says that the broom has a fairy, please broom fairy to take the broom to beat people, the broom will automatically stand up, which began to say this: "Aunt E's secret method has a small technique of inviting the broom fairy to drive, and the ground rises to attack the back of people's heads, and the people who make fun of it, if you don't believe it, you can test it according to this wonderful technique, try all kinds of spirits, and the magic power is named ......."”
It means that you can use a spell to make the broom on the ground stand up and hit people, so that people can't dodge, and you must stand in a specific circle to not be beaten, and you can try everything. This kind of spell needs to be grounded and done.,It's not good to live upstairs.,It's on the ground.,And the broom must be made of the original ecology.,Hardcore plastic can't do it.,It's quite exquisite.,At night,I noticed that there is a river behind the community.,There are many big trees planted by the river.,It's very quiet at night.,I'll go there to try to play.,As a single dick.,My fun is not to go clubbing karaoke and play WeChat to hook up with a married woman.,But to do feudal superstition.,Do you think I'm a little neurotic.。
Things I am ready during the day, but also simple, to about nine o'clock in the evening, outside gradually fewer people, I took a small broom, came to the riverside grove, to find a place with a large gap, first light candles and incense, please broom fairy, southeast and northwest with a stone press a piece of yellow paper, the yellow paper early written on the four words "sweep and wave", and then draw a circle on the ground with branches, the circle should be written "local land god on duty here shall not make times, if there is a violator will be punished with incense to chase it." These words must be written in a circle, no more than one can not be space, after writing a rune in the middle, that is, a "thunder" in the middle of the above table two three bends of the wavy, below a "minute". At this time, you have to specify who to hit, there is no one else here, I cut a personal shape in the old cardboard box at home early, one meter high, and painted a human face, I will hit this cardboard box cut by the time. I put the person who cut the cardboard box up and stood aside, so that even if the preparation was almost complete, at this time I had to sit cross-legged on the ground and recite the incantation, the left hand supported the right wrist, the thumb and little finger of the right hand and the ring finger together, the index finger and the middle finger side by side, first circle three times on the incense, and then finish reciting the mantra: "I invite the broom fairy to show his power and scepter to blame the insincere, hit the younger generation of Xun'er for being unreasonable, hit the Xun'er twice to despise the true God, hit the Xun'er orally, beat the Xun'er body clothes four times, and beat the Xun'er heart five times. Six blows to the knees and begging for mercy, and seven blows to take back the cane. After the training, please broom fairy drive back to the house ......"I looked at the broom on the ground after reciting the mantra, why didn't it move, didn't the spell work? So I read it again, but it didn't work, could it be that the broom was placed in the wrong direction? So I got up and went to pick up the broom and change the position, just helped the broom to put it and turned back to recite the mantra cross-legged, this butt snapped on a stick, the pain was almost incontinent, I was about to look back, but I was suddenly beaten by a stick and couldn't turn around, I held my head with my hand, the stick was on my back and kept beating, it's over, I was beaten by the broom fairy But when I finally turned around to look at the broom, the broom was still on the ground, could it be someone else beating me? turned around to see but there was no one, and then I was hit in the back by a stick again, almost ***, it hurts, ......I don't know what is sweeping around and can't open my eyes, I think I think I was beaten by a broom, but I found that the broom was gone, and I walked towards the circle in desperation, and finally arrived in the circle, there was nothing to hit me, and then take a closer look, where is the broom? I only saw that the carton man was still standing there, but the broom was gone, I couldn't find it everywhere, strange, where did it go?
So I tried to step out of the circle, but I didn't expect that I just walked out of the circle, the back of the head was hit hard by something, oops, I hurt to death, damn it, followed by an indescribable pain between my legs, whine, tears are about to come out, both hands covered the bottom and fell to the ground, and then there are all kinds of beatings, one hand to protect the face and the other to protect the underneath, in the difficult I entered the circle again, and finally it was okay, but at this time I found that the broom was still in its original position, strange, was it just now that I was dazzled? Because I suffered a loss just now, I don't dare to go out of the circle anymore, and now I can only wait for the incense to burn out, if I go out of the circle again this time, I'm afraid that my back will bloom. It seems that the spell worked, but like an unlucky bastard, the one who was beaten was miserable. I didn't dare to touch the broom, so I squatted in the circle and waited, if someone saw it and thought I was squatting here. The incense burned so slowly, and I finally finished burning, and finally stepped out carefully, and sure enough, the broom stopped beating me. It seems to work, I am like a monster who has become a spirit, and I went out of the cave and shouted, "I have succeeded in refining......"Next time, I can use this spell to teach my bullies a lesson, and see who is messing with me. Pack up and prepare to go back, bring the broom, the carton is not wanted, and it does not come in handy, in order to show that I am a good citizen who cares for the environment, I dragged the carton man to the trash can with one hand, but before the trash can, strange things happened, because I was holding the hand of the carton man with one hand, and it felt wrong to pull and pull, how did it seem to be pulling a child's hand? That hand was still holding my hand suddenly, oh my God, look down, it's just a cardboard box person, but the feeling just now is so real, it's like holding a child's hand, and he also grabbed me tightly, cold and cold. A little evil, I hurriedly walked out of the grove and stuffed the cardboard box man into the trash can, and just a few steps away, I heard a child crying loudly Daddy. I thought which child was calling Dad, but the more I listened to the voice, the more strange it became, "Dad don't go, take me home", which parent is so immoral, actually threw the child down, I looked everywhere, and I couldn't see anyone, but every time I only took one step, the child would shout Dad Don't go, the little voice was very pitiful, and the feeling of this voice was the same as the previous few psychics, echoing in my head, wouldn't it be to call me, my mother-in-law didn't know where to go again, where the child came from. Dad, take me home, don't leave me behind, at this time my two legs seem to be cramping, I don't know if it's just squatting for a long time, the cramping feeling is not easy to describe, it makes you cry and laugh, many people should have experienced it. I can't walk, I feel uncomfortable when I walk, I can't move, I can't stand anything on my leg. Then the child's voice called dad again, this time the voice became more and more like it came from the trash can behind me, when my legs were good, I was curious to go back to the trash can, and then bent down to look inside, the mouth of the trash can was on both sides, I bent down and looked down, and found a black thing, suddenly, that thing turned its head, mom, it was a child's face turned to look at me, called dad, scared me sat on the ground, and then looked and found that it was gone, strange, there must be something dirty teasing me, This time I smashed the lid of the trash can with a broom, and there was nothing but the little man who cut it in a cardboard box. At that time, I thought in my heart, I will go again, if this time walk a few steps and then a child calls Dad, I will come back, sure enough, after walking a few steps, the child called Dad, so I was suspicious of this carton man, took out the lighter that had just lit the candle, lit the lighter and said to the carton man very solemnly, I count three If you just called me, you will blow out the fire for me, if not I will burn you. Actually, I really wanted to burn, so I quickly shouted one, two, three, but I didn't expect that as soon as I finished shouting, the lighter was extinguished, Mom, there was really something dirty pestering me, this time I was like a master with a deep Taoism, and the general demons and evil stalked people either teasing or asking for help, so I said: "I'll go now, if you dare to tease me, persuade you not to follow me, I have the Dao Bhikshuni Mahogany Sword Ghost to be worried, if you have a request for me, you can come out of the trash can while I'm leaving, I'll look back after walking ten steps." After saying that, I closed the lid of the trash can, then turned around and walked, walked ten steps and looked back, oh my God, God opened my eyes, this is, the carton man is really lying outside the trash can.