Author: Sugar fried knife.
Status: Completed.
Yu Bai is a naturally sluggish nerd, white-looking, with tearful eyes, looking both temperless and easy to bully.
The most outrageous thing he has ever done in his life is that after discovering that his boyfriend was cheating on a girl, he pasted the small cake he made on the other party's face, and scolded with red circles: "Disgusting." ”
After two years of feeding the dogs, Yu Bai squatted at the door of the house after breaking up and shed cat tears silently.
A voice suddenly fell from his head that sounded very unpleasant, "Who are you?" ”
Yu Bai didn't react.
What are you doing in front of my house? Hurry up or call the police. ”
One. "II. ”
Yu Bai raised his head sluggishly, revealing a small face full of snot and tears.
It's not good to mess with the last "three" before it came out, and the person was stunned, "Nerd? ”
Yu Bai blinked his teary eyes a little confused, "May I ask who you are?" ”
Lu Xuan: ". Crying like a bear, it's quite polite.
Lu Duan's friends all knew that he had a little bamboo horse when he was a child, and the two hadn't seen each other for a few years when they grew up.
Then two days ago, when they met by chance, Young Master Lu raised his hand and took the person to his home.
Said to be picked up at the door of the house, the kitten was like a cub without being scared, and he shed tears when he was fierce, and the whole thing was a small crying bag, which was very annoying.
My friend also knew that Lu Duan had a bad temper, and every time he counted '123', someone would suffer, and the police academy hadn't shaved him clean for several years.
Friends speculated: The little crying bag lives with him, and there are not even bones left that cannot be bullied?
Until one day at a party, my friend saw Lu Duan ring Yu Bai on a chair, and asked angrily: "Because of a broken ex, you quarreled with me?" ”
Still crying? "Don't cry, do you hear me? ”
Lu Duan stiffened his face and said coldly: "1." ”
Yu Bai whimpered, holding back his bean-sized tears and looking at him, his eyes were red and pitiful.
2 - you. ”
Lu Duan scolded and scolded on his mouth, but his body movements were extremely smooth and knelt on one knee in front of Yu Bai, and wiped his tears with his back low, "I'm wrong ancestor, okay if you don't cry?" ”
Onlookers were dumbfounded: Your mother? That's it? Kneeled!?
No tricks. Lu Duan held the soft Yu Bai in his arms, and his expression was dark, "My baby is delicate, I can't do it if I don't coax." ”
Lu: I'm going to kneel down and coax my wife when I count to three, and I'm going to be very troublesome, but this is my wife's ability to coax a fragrant one, it's so cost-effective, you laypeople know a fart
Lu Xuan: What counts to three? No kidding, you can't count a little
Let me tell you, son, after you go home, go downstairs to find Yu Bai first, your Aunt Lin called ** and said that he lives alone now, you take care of him more. ”
*, the woman's gentle voice whispered gently: "You and Xiao Yubai haven't seen each other for so many years, he is timid, do you hear it when you say hello?" Collect your stinky temper! ”
Downstairs, the man was holding it.
The mobile phone, lazily and tiredly sat on the silver suitcase, and the two long legs that had nowhere to be placed were bent and held up at will.
After a few seconds, a yawn.
The shadow cast by the baseball cap above his head covered his forehead and his entire eyebrows, revealing only the lower half of his face, with a straight nose and thin lips, and a lollipop in his mouth, but his speech was extremely clear.
Okay, you know, hang up. ”
The voice is also clear and good, but the tone is slightly impatient.
He just hung up ** for a few seconds, and immediately another one came.
Lu Duan twisted his eyebrows and picked them up, interrupting the other party's greetings and politeness, "Let's talk about things directly." ”
Something whispered from the other end.
If it's broken, register and contact the person in charge to report the damage and replace, and ask me if it's a big thing, or else you will give me your salary? ”
After Lu Duan finished training people in two sentences, he hung up directly.
He stood up on his legs, his shoulders and back straight, and his years of training made him tall, tight and smooth. He is as tall as a model.
Excellent temperament at first glance good upbringing, but not much. After all, the tight corners of his lips at the moment made him look really dry.
Just now, Ms. Li said one thing over and over again from the time he got off the plane.
Lu Xuan's ears sounded calloused.
Isn't it just to go downstairs to take a look at the neighbor's little kid and put away his temper? He didn't believe that people who cried when they were young could still be like that when they grew up.
Lu Duan didn't take it seriously, bit the candy in his mouth, took a long step in the sound of "quack, rattle", threw the lollipop stick into the trash can, and carried the suitcase into the building.
The elevator stopped at 16b, and with a "ding" sound, the doors slowly opened to the sides.
Yu Bai has been squatting at the door of the house for a long time and has shed cat tears, and the tears seem to be endless, and they will be there as soon as they are wiped off.
He had even gone from the grief of being betrayed to crying numbness, his heart throbbing and occasionally breathless.
Who are you? Suddenly, a voice that sounded very bad fell above Yu Bai's head.
It sounded fierce, Yu Bai's heart beat inexplicably violently with this voice, and he didn't know what to react to for a while.
Ask you to speak, speak. Seeing that this person didn't react, Lu Duan's voice seemed to be even colder, "Dumb?" ”
He didn't understand why someone would squat at the door of his house crying in the daylight, haunted, and still have a tweet on his head, and this "tweet" dared to ignore him.
What are you doing in front of my house? Hurry up or call the police. ”
One. "II. ”
Yu Bai raised his head a little sluggishly, revealing a small face full of snot and tears.
The natural tearful eyes look especially innocent and pitiful.
Lu Duan stuck a "three" word in his throat, his eyes touched these eyes that were familiar to him in the depths of his memory, and the person was stunned and blurted out, "Nerd? ”
Yu Bai blinked his swollen tears in confusion, but didn't recognize it, "....Who are you? ”
Lu Xuan: ". Crying like a bear, it's quite polite.
He lowered his eyes and looked at Yu Bai.
looks a lot more beautiful, but the person is the same as before, looking white and clean and easy to bully.
Lu Duan confirmed in his heart who it was, grabbed the hair on Yu Bai's head with one hand and chirped, and grabbed his arm with the other hand to pick the person up, "What are you crying about, what about your parents?" ”
Yu Bai fiddled with him like a rag doll, his feet were numb and he couldn't stand steadily, his hands subconsciously grabbed Lu Duan's arm, and his fingertips were clenched very tightly.
Lu Xuan paused, withdrew half of his hand and handed it out.
Thank you. Yu Bai felt that the person in front of him looked a little familiar, but crying for too long made his brain cloudy and difficult to think clearly.
I can only answer honestly first, "Mom and Dad are on a business trip." ”
Then why are you squatting here crying, why don't you go home, you lost your key? ”
I'm home. Yu Bai pointed behind him, his voice aggrieved to the extreme, "The key is stuck." ”
Lu Duan turned his head, looked past Yu Bai's ears, looked at the door lock behind him, frowned, and looked up again to confirm that the sign on the door was 1602.
And the nerd's house should be 1502.
How many floors is in your house? ”
Yu Bai: "15. ”
Well. Do you know what floor this is? ”
Yu Bai's eyes were blurred with tears, he looked back, and his voice was still a little choked, "15 ah......."”
15 farts. Lu Duan flipped over the paper on his body, directly wiped away his blinding tears with his hand, and pressed his shoulder to make people turn around.
Slender and powerful fingers went around the side of his neck, raised Yu Bai's chin, and said in a fierce tone, "Look again, the door number, how many floors." ”
Yu Bai was forced to tilt his head, watching the "1502" in his original line of sight become "1602", and his eyes were round little by little.
How can this be 16? He remembered that when he went upstairs, he obviously pressed 15b.
At this time, he didn't think about who the person living in 16b was, and his mind was full of embarrassment and helplessness of going to the wrong door.
Yu Bai snorted, and was about to apologize, but his body was pressed back again.
See clearly? This is my home. Lu Duan felt that this matter was very bad.
He was really tired from reversing the plane today, and his patience had already run out on the road and in a few ** rooms.
But the idiot didn't know why he was crying like this bear, his eyelashes were wet, and he was looking at him pitifully with his eyes, as if he would continue to cry at any moment.
I'm sorry. Yu Bai bit his lip, like a kitten who had made a mistake, his fingertips grabbed his clothes and stood in the corner silently, his face flushed with shame.
It's amazing. Lu Duan pressed the fire, his index finger against the kitten's head, and every time he pushed it back, he asked, "How old is it, can you still find the wrong home, what about the brain?" Well. ”
Yu Bai was pushed by him and his head was tilted back, and he didn't have a temper at all.
Stumbling and saying, "...."My phone is out of battery, or you, you call someone to unlock it first, and I will charge it and pay you the money. ”
When he spoke, his eyes were red, and he was about to shed tears when he looked at it.
Lu Xuan: ". Rest for you. He took such a trick, took a deep breath, and snapped his knuckles.
Then he opened Yu Bai with one hand, and his rather aggressive tall body leaned against the door, the green tendons on the back of his hand bulged, and pulled out the key stuck in the door lock.
The card is very tight, and the person holding the key does not know where the strength comes from.
Behind the butt of the key hung a little rabbit, wearing pink suspenders, hanging in the air and dangling heartlessly.
The swaying smiling face seemed to provoke him: No one wants to enter this door today, hey!
Lu Duan stared at this thing with a dark face for two seconds, closed his eyes, and let out a sneer.