Funny and sultry love conversations

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-03-07

Man: "You know what, your smile is like a charming witch, whenever I see your smile, my heart beats faster. ”

Woman: "Hmph, I'm a witch, then you're the devil." ”

Man: "No, you're a female demon, and your lips have a unique magical power, which is like a sweet poison that people can't forget once they taste it." ”

Woman: "Hmph, you're pretty good at talking." ”

M: "What I said is true. Please, for the sake of my heart health, don't smile like that, I'm going to be dizzy, as if the whole world is spinning in front of my eyes. ”

Woman: "Oh, aren't you exaggerating?" ”

Man: "It's true, don't laugh!" You're still beautiful even if you have a bitter face! ”

Woman: "Hmph, you're really getting more and more proficient in this love talk." Do I have to make a sad face? ”

Man: "No, just don't smile so charmingly." I'm afraid that my heart is uncomfortable, and I'm afraid that I can't help but want to kiss you and hug you in public! “

Woman: "How dare you?" You're not afraid of ugliness, I'm still afraid! ”

Man: "Okay, I won't look at your smiling face, this will always work!" ”

Woman: "What do you like about me?" ”

Man: "I like everything about you!" I like your charming smile, the way you pout when you're angry, the way you cough when you have a cold, etc.! ”

Woman: "Hmph, you actually like me to catch a cold, see if I don't mess your big mouth." “

Man: "The goddess begs for mercy, let me go, the slave is wrong, can I slap my own mouth?" “

Woman: "Alright! I'll spare you for the time being, you've got all the housework for today. “

Man: "Yes, the slave is willing to serve the goddess for the rest of his life, but don't let me wash the dishes, mop the floor and wash the clothes, okay?" That's not a man's job. “

Woman: "Then let's see if the food you cooked tonight suits Miss Ben's appetite?" “

Man: "Don't worry! Having a chef boyfriend will definitely keep your stomach satisfied! “

Woman: "My stomach is delicate! Then you have to do your due diligence and don't let it get uncomfortable. ”

M: "Don't worry, I will protect it as if it were my life, and I will never let it be harmed in any way." ”

Woman: "Alright! Then I'll believe you for once. ”

Man: "I am absolutely sincere to everything about you, you can trust me for the rest of your life!" ”

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