It's not a family, it's not a door. My aunt and uncle are a perfect match, they are both very shrewd, and they both like to take advantage of small advantages.
In the early autumn of one year, Aunt Jingmingtang found that her neighbor was the first to harvest peanuts, so she wanted to get some peanuts from his house to try them. The weather was still hot, and that night my aunt took a shower and wore a skirt to the neighbor's house to enjoy the coolness. It is common to visit in the countryside in the summer. When my aunt arrived at the neighbor's house, she happened to meet the neighbor's family picking peanuts. My aunt did her best to flatter, boasting from the neighbor's son to the neighbor's crop. The neighbor knew that Aunt Tang was careful, and when she left, she took a few handfuls of peanuts and asked Aunt Tang to take them back to taste. My aunt wore a skirt without pockets, so she put peanuts on the hem of her skirt and returned home happily. As soon as I got home, I showed my cousin my merits. When Uncle Cousin saw it, he was furious, slapped Aunt Cousin twice, and scolded her: You are sitting on a stone with a bare ass - Yin Xiaoshi is big (because of small losses). It turned out that my aunt really forgot to wear ** after taking a bath.
My cousin raised 10 goats and a water buffalo, and the goats were mostly ewes. The neighboring village is flooded, and in the summer, when there is a drought and water is dry, it grows tender green and juicy clover, which is a favorite grass for goats and buffaloes. One year, when the weather was dry and the water was dry, my cousin went to the flooded land of a neighboring village to graze cattle and sheep. There were two male goats in heat in the neighboring village, mixed in the cousin's flock, and refused to leave until the sun went down.
Seeing this situation, Uncle Cousin couldn't help but think crookedly, drove the cattle and sheep to the house, and the two rams from the neighboring village also followed into Uncle Cousin's sheepfold, but the "groom" was not yet completed, and was slaughtered and sold by Uncle Cousin that night, and the scene of killing sheep was handled cleanly.
The next day, the sheep loser from the neighboring village came to him, but Uncle Tang flatly denied it. The sheep loser did not find his sheep or any other clues, so he had to return in a huff.
In the second year, when the weather was also dry and dry, Uncle Tang still drove the cattle and sheep to the flooded land to graze. While the cattle and sheep were grazing, my cousin went to sleep under the bridge. When I woke up, it was almost dark. When I looked at the cattle and sheep, there were a lot of sheep, but I found that some of my cattle were missing. This is repaid, a ploughing ox is half of the family's belongings, and the responsible field has to rely on its plough and rake to cultivate. Uncle Cousin was in a hurry.
Uncle Cousin searched all the flooded land but couldn't find it, and after driving the sheep home, he mobilized the whole family to look for it with torches and flashlights, and finally found his own cattle in the bullpen of the sheep loser in the neighboring village last year under the prompting of a kind person in the neighboring village.
The sheep loser from the neighboring village took his cousin to the bullpen and pointed to the bull and said, "Your bull came back with my cow voluntarily and is the "son-in-law" of my cow.
One report and one report. Uncle Cousin completely understood what was going on, knew that he was at a loss, and finally lost four sheep and a lot of smiling faces before ransom the bull that had been "rich" home!
Gain sheep and lose cattle, and finally lose a lot. My aunt was naturally unhappy and scolded my uncle: I lost a lot because of a small loss, and I lost people; You have lost your cattle because of your sheep, and you have ruined your home.
Uncle Cousin was speechless.