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My husband called ** and said that he had a party tonight and couldn't go home for dinner.
The son asked, ".Mom, what is socializing?
The wife explained to her son: "If you don't want to go, but you have to go, it's called socializing." ”
The son suddenly realized. The next morning he was going to school and said to his wife".Mom, I'm going to socialize
Teacher:The wolf and dog cross to produce a wolf dog, so what is the cross between a tiger and a lion?
Xiao Ming: It's called the old lion. Teacher: Get out!
The most envious is in Journey to the WestTang Seng, I don't have to take a shower myself, and every two episodes there is a monster who says: ".The little ones, wash that monk clean.
The teacher said to Xiao Ming, ".Milk means smallFor example, the suckling pig is a piglet, please use the word milk to make a sentence".
Xiao Ming: "My family is very poor, and I can only live in 40 square metersBreasts
The teacher hurriedly said, "This one doesn't work, change to another one."
Xiao Ming: "I have to skip one in front of my house every day when I go to schoolCleavage
The teacher hurriedly said, "No, change again."
Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I can't think of it, take mine."NipplesI want to break it!”
Five-year-old sister and four-year-old brother take a bath together, My sister saw my brother's little **, so she wanted to play, and my brother said angrily: ".You've played with you, and you want to play with mine again, no way!
Teacher: Xiaoxin, please use".Dilemmato form a sentence.
Xiaoxin:I was in a dilemma during the exam
Teacher: Is it that you can't answer the question, which makes you in a dilemma?
Xiaoxin:No, it's the two students on the left who have different answers, which makes me in a dilemma.
7. Form sentences. The teacher asked, "Please use 'or......."Or ......'Make a sentence. ”
The student replied, "Balloons cost five cents a piece, either, or?"”
The child asked what kidney stones were, and the adults said that they were stones that came out when they urinated.
The child said worriedly, "When peeing, you must spread your feet apart."Don't hit your feet!
One day, the earthworm family was bored, and the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton, and the earthworm mother thought that this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong, and the earthworm father thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother Earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?".You'll die if you chop it so finely!”
Father Earthworm said weakly, "....I want to play football.
On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?"”
The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars 'shine'!"”
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