Be careful!Your life is being invaded by online texts!

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-01-28

A few days ago, I read a report that probably said that Chinese online articles are very popular overseas, and their influence is comparable to that of Hollywood movies and Korean dramas.

The fox girl was shocked at first: Why do even foreigners like this thing?

Later, I thought about it, and I thought it was very reasonable, after all, culture knows no borders, and the charm of our Chinese online literature goes without saying, the more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more you look at it, it is comparable to spiritual opium.

At the same time, Fox Mei also thought of another question: Will the Chinese online text translated into English change its taste?

For example, "Woman, you are playing with fire!" often appears in the boss's articleWill it be translated as "woman, you are playing fire!".As soon as she thought of this, Fox Mei felt that the picture of a foreigner reading an online article would be quite funny.

Photo source: Xiaohongshu @ There is a dish to be scolded.

A friend of mine who never reads online articles told me: "Chinese online literature circles have fans at home and abroad, but no matter how influential it is, as long as I don't read online articles, it will have no impact on me." ”

No, no, no, even if you don't read online articles, your life has already been quietly invaded by online articles.

Source: Xiaohongshu @ Luo Demon Pig.

It's like thinking that your wind is blowing all over the country, and the wind of online literature is also blowing to the takeaway industry.

Reborn in Beijing, I Sell Malatang", "Returning from Northern Myanmar, Selling Donburi to Pay Off Debts", "Running Away from Marriage, Selling Roast Duck to Earn a Living", "I Rely on Selling Elbow Rice in My Five Suites in Shanghai"...

The takeaway roll call is more strange than the other, and those who don't know think they have strayed into some online platform.

Source: Meituan Takeaway.

If you think that the takeaway business is just rolling up the name of the store, you are very wrong.

Not only should the store choose its own name to make it happy, but also let customers have a sense of participation, otherwise it will lose the value of the "Internet culture" of the takeaway restaurant.

In the store "Reborn I Sell Malatang in Beijing", the boss not only changed the store's avatar to the common online cover picture, but also divided the menu into "Rebirth**" "Revenge Meat Dish", "Revenge Vegetarian Dishes", and "Revenge Staple Food" around the story line of "Rebirth and Revenge".

Source: Meituan Takeaway.

Moreover, the boss also introduced his "rebirth background" on the takeaway profile:

I was reborn, reborn in 2023, and in my last life, I studied the Malatang technique hard. On the day he finally succeeded, he was killed by the villain's design and died in the store.

I'm back from rebirth, ready to start revenge, and this time I'm going to win!I'm going to get back what I've lost!Come on to a bowl of Malatang, and I'll tell you in detail about my revenge plan.

Source: Meituan Takeaway.

This introduction can be said to be similar to the "V me 50 listen to my revenge plan" that has been popular on the Internet before.

Do you think that's the end of it?Actually, no, the boss's "rebirth revenge plan" is real.

Every time you order takeout, you will randomly get a rebirth plot card given by the boss, and the currently known versions include true and false daughters, fairy tales, Mary Sue, subway surfers, cool version, and boss version.

Okay, well, this trick of the boss really whetted our appetite.

In order to understand the boss's revenge plan, I really want to order his spicy hot every day, and I also have to note not to send duplicate plot cards.

At this time, am I still ordering Malatang?No, I ordered the boss's revenge story.

Of course, for people who are not interested in online texts, but like this Malatang, they will be forced to contact online texts even after eating, and they can't hide, isn't this the sentence in the boss's article "She escapes, he chases, and she can't fly with wings!".It's a true portrayal

Source: Xiaohongshu @miss

In Fox Girl's view, online texts have long penetrated into all aspects of our lives at a speed that we can't perceive.

It is no accident that there are various online style store names on the takeaway platform, and it is no accident that the online advertisements that can be seen everywhere on the subway and bus are not accidental.

Take a bus, and at a glance, you can see a short drama adapted from online text on the advertising screen.

The recent popular short drama can be said to be the best online article. In other words, the web text has not disappeared, even in places you can't see, it will accompany you in a different way.

At that time, the fox girl took the bus for several days in a row and saw this short drama called "Flash Marriage with My Ex-Boyfriend's Second Uncle", and the plot was so thunderous that I couldn't help but complain to my friends.

went to search on the Internet and found that some netizens in the same city were complaining about this short drama on the bus, and the reason for complaining was very simple, the plot was too bloody.

Source: Xiaohongshu @mamie

No matter when and where, online articles will always appear in ways you can't imagine, which can be described as "pervasive". Many times, even if you don't take the initiative to read online articles, you will still be unconsciously invaded.

Squeezed the subway to work early in the morning, and was forced to accompany the aunt next to him to listen to the sweet pet text that was released all the way;It's time to get out of the subway, and you can still see a conspicuous online advertisement on the pillar around the corner.

Image source: Xiaohongshu @ Allow low.

Take a taxi to go out to play, the driver master put a substitute for the wedding text, the embarrassing plot made me sitting in the back row with my toes on the ground, obviously only a few kilometers away, but it made me feel longer than a lifetime.

Catch up on a variety show when you eat, and when you see celebrities, you also like to listen to online articles, listen to it before going to bed, listen to it when you get up, and listen to it in the car. has been immersed in the world of a domineering president and can't extricate himself.

Brushing the circle of friends, the online advertisements that appear from time to time are turned off and pop up one after another, like a dog skin plaster, but the nonsensical plot makes people can't help but look at it twice.

Source: WeChat Moments.

Over time, the fox girl can accurately guess the bloody plot behind when she sees the beginning.

In the current Internet era, the popularity of online literature has exceeded our imagination, and the audience of the Internet ** was young people in the past, but now it is no longer limited to a certain age group.

The online text is fast-paced, the contradictions are intense, the story is twists and turns, there is no difficulty in reading, and it is easy to get started, so the online text is more "suitable for all ages" and is easier to popularize.

Photo source: Xiaohongshu @ Yan Yan Yan.

However, Fox Mei still doesn't recommend reading too many online articles, not to mention that some online articles have distorted three views, and being immersed in some "cool text" worlds for a long time will make people escape from reality.

Online texts are like "spiritual poison", long-term reading of online texts without nutrition will also make people addictive, more and more inseparable from it, the sensitivity of words will decline, and literary works will become more and more unreadable.

That is to say, can you still ask for a pair of eyes that have not read the online article?

References: Xiaohongshu, Meituan Takeaway.

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