1.An old man** consulted: "May I ask how you can trade in the old for the new?"Answer: "You can change to whatever model you want, just make up the difference." Dude: "Then how much can you make up the difference for me?" ”
2.The neighbor's grandfather is 83 years old and has a strong body that runs every day. One day I was running and saw a group of old men in their sixties soaking in the hot springs and said: Hello little guys. A hot spring man had a black line on his face, but he didn't say anything.
3.A man suddenly wanted to propose marriage on the way home with his girlfriend, so he parked his car in the emergency lane of the highway and knelt on the ground to propose, but his girlfriend was unwilling to accept it for a while. The man was quite persistent and couldn't kneel on the side of the road, and the highway law enforcement officer was anxious and moved, and finally fined him 200 yuan and deducted 6 points.
4.The wife cried in the mirror: "I'm getting fat!".Getting older!It's getting uglier and uglier!Subsequently, the wife coquettishly said to her husband: "Husband, you praise me and coax me!."The husband thought for a while and said, "Well, wife, your eyesight is still very good!."”
5.The thief ** and his apprentice sneaked into a room at night and opened a lot of safes, but found that they were all empty. The thief's apprentice said, "Why are the boxes empty?"The thief ** said, "In my experience, this is a safe deposit box. ”
6.We used to have a baby in the dormitory, who was too honest and sometimes silly and cute. Once at night, after the lights went out, everyone was chatting again. He said: "When Lao Tzu is rich, I will find three girls." He adjusted our tastes and asked him, "And then." I saw him calmly say, "Play mahjong." ”
7.A friend of the super house said: My goal is to live as long as I have a computer and an Internet cable. I came to a faint sentence: If you don't install broadband, you can jump rope with a network cable. Man: "Trick it up for you." Woman: "Okay." Man: "It's done." Woman: "I didn't see anything." Man: "I like you even more, but unfortunately you haven't been able to see you." ”
8.When a man got lost, he inquired about it, but he didn't answer, but he was like a dumb man, but he gestured with his hand and made the appearance of money, indicating that he had given him money, and he would show him the way. The lost man understood what the dumb man meant, and gave him some money, and the dumb man spoke and showed the way. When the lost man heard this, he asked, "Why did you pretend to be dumb when you had no money just now?"The man replied, "I usually don't talk until I see money!"”
9.F: "It's irresponsible for you to say that a movie is bad before you have seen it." Man: "You haven't loved me yet, isn't it irresponsible to say that we are not suitable together?""Liu Bei: I have seen Mr. Wolong in Xia. Zhuge Liang hurriedly got up from the bed and was shocked: "Who leaked my screen name?"”