1) Pindou is a primary school student, and Pintu's uncle came to the house as a guest on this day. As soon as Pindou entered the house after school in the afternoon, Pintease said: "Mom, I'm out of love, Xiaohong ignores me, I don't want to live anymore." Mom: "Where did the little child come from to fall out of love, not study hard Xi what do you think all day long?" Uncle: "That is, a manly husband should focus on learning Xi, and if he learns Xi well, the little girl will like it." Mom: "Your uncle is right this time, look at your uncle." Uncle: "Yes, look at me." Mom: "Although your uncle is short and fat, has no job, and has no partner in his thirties, isn't he still living happily?" "Uncle:"
2) On this day, Pintu's parents came to the grandmother's house in the countryside with Pintu, who had just entered kindergarten. After entering the village, Pindou saw a lot of black beans on the ground, and because he had never seen this in the city, he picked up a large handful and took it to his grandmother's house to show his grandmother. When the grandmother saw it, she said, "Hurry up and throw it away, this is sheep eggs, sheep." Hearing this, he hurriedly threw it away, and then cried wow, shouting "dirty, dirty, dirty" Dad quickly came over to comfort him, "It's okay baby, let's hurry up and wash our hands, it's okay." "Dad, I won't be poisoned by such a dirty thing." "Daddy; "No, just wash your hands, don't believe you go ask grandma, right, mom. Grandma: "Yes, it's okay, your dad ate it as candy when he was a kid." "Daddy;
3) The college student was on summer vacation this day, and he came to his uncle's house the day after he got home. "Uncle, our school has given us a questionnaire, I want to interview you, do you think it's okay?" Uncle: "Of course, just ask any questions." "What do you do after work every day?" Uncle: "I will play games with two or three friends, rubbing mahjong and so on." "Oh, that's the case, what do you do on Saturdays and Sundays?" Uncle: "I will play games with two or three friends, rubbing mahjong and so on." ""Oh, what would you do with her if you had a girlfriend?" Uncle: "I'll teach her to play games, mahjong and whatever." "Ao, that's good, let's do it first, thank you, uncle, you are simply a role model for this questionnaire." When the uncle heard this, he was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Oh, yes, that's good." By the way, what is this questionnaire about? "Pint": "Daily Questionnaire on the Most Unproductive People Around Me" "Uncle:"-