At the end of the drink of young people, there will only be oriental leaves

Mondo Health Updated on 2024-01-30

After drinking the drink for so many years, I have found that, theoretically, no one should dislike Oriental leaves, and if you don't, it's not time yet, and you have to wait.

Why wait?Because many people, when they are in their prime, there is a high probability that they don't like oriental leaves. Yes, you go to the street and ask, who likes to drink oriental leaves when they are young, this drink is gasless, no sugar, no handsome little student endorsement, it is still bitter, it is expensive, and the color is still like the overnight urine that the stepfather forgot to flush away in the toilet, it is really not good. Young people mostly like carbonated drinks, carbonated drinks are cheap, exciting, refreshing, after hearing it, burp, immediately come to the spirit, Mamba spirit, the ball game continues. A few years ago, Oriental Leaves was even selected as a dark drink by netizens, from which you can get a glimpse of the clues.

That's why I said that falling in love with oriental leaves requires an opportunity, and this is closely related to time. When you feel that your usual drink is starting to astringent, when you can't stand the accumulation of sugar, when you just want to calm down even at the moment of drinking, when you find that he or she starts to ride a donkey to find a horse, when your prostate starts to ache, you have to wait, when all this happens, it's time for you to drink oriental leaves. At this time, you go downstairs, go to the commissary, and say, boss, come with a bottle of Oriental leaves, a pack of Hongta Mountain, how much?That's the beginning.

Once people reach the stage where they should drink oriental leaves, then they really can't stand a little stimulation, at this point in time, your left hand is the court summons, and your right hand is the invitation of your ex-wife, yesterday was blacked out by the technician, and today was ordered by the boss, and the classmates also called ** in the middle of the night to borrow money from you, it was too bumpy, so I had to find some peace and tranquility from the sense of taste. So I had to unscrew a bottle of Oriental leaves, not to say that it was to drink, but to taste, you just took a sip of Oriental leaves, immersed in the fragrance of the tea, swirling, dizzy, until the tongue coating was submerged by the tea, and a soul that had been killed by the impact of the years rose in front of you, and it said, you are finally there, boy.

People, when you are old and you have seen a lot, you will find that the sugary drinks you drank before, and if you drink them again, you seem to be tired of panicking, like what she said in the alley I love you, it is all deception and nonsense. And the drink of Oriental Leaves, the good thing is that there is no sugar, the taste is light, but it is not white water, it is very tasty, paused, half a bottle down, quenched the thirst, but the liver and kidney function are still intact, the insulin is not rising, the blood sugar is stable, good, very good. This is because the ingredient list of oriental leaves is simple: water, tea, vitamin C, sodium bicarbonate, the talent market of five years ago, the bus ticket of ten years ago, the first smoke of twenty years ago, the fog of the next fifty years, and the rust of the screws glimpsed in the dream of the day before yesterday. That's all.

Then again, oriental leaves are not the same as tea. Drinking tea, you had better be famous, sit on a set of tea utensils, play a set of tea art in front of the guests, and then drink, even if there is one less element, this tea is not fragrant enough. Except, of course, Chaoshan people. Oriental leaves, it's very convenient, pick up and drink, it's better to chill, drink two sips, think about what you should do and continue to do it, continue to pay off the debt, screw the lid, look up and see, the air conditioner has not been turned off all night, and immediately start to feel sorry for next month's water and electricity bills. This drink is perfect for people like us.

Among the many flavors of oriental leaves, I think green mandarin pu'er should be the most outstanding one, and there is even a saying that the end of oriental leaves is green mandarin puerh. If you fall in love with Mandarin Pu'er, then your life is complete, and I say that you have finally seen Zen. Green mandarin Pu'er is bitter at room temperature, and then drink it after freezing, in the bitterness, it seems to be a little sweet, and the old man said when he recalled his life with the nurse in the ward, full of preaching, but it seems to have a little meaning.

Therefore, Oriental leaves are obviously such an excellent drink, I went to meet the woman's father last week, and bought a bottle of green mandarin Pu'er as a meeting gift, why was I scolded by the matchmaker for no reason afterwards?100 help plan

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