A great reward for human drunkenness and confusion

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-01-19

My dad likes to run around our yard with me on his back when he drinks too much, [laughing and crying], I can't get down.

My boyfriend's roommates went out for a drink, and one of them ran out drunk and ran out, and everyone also ran out to look for him, and found that he couldn't find it at two o'clock in the morning, and went back to school to look for it, and found that he had taken a taxi by himself and came back and fell asleep under the flag-raising platform.

My uncle and my cousin (distant relative), once at the Chinese New Year party, they were drunk and hugged their heads and cried, and I (who seemed to be 6 or 7 years old at the time) was passing by to find my grandmother, and they pulled me to kowtow to me and said that they were going to become brothers, which scared me so much that I was overwhelmed [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying].

Before camping, a buddy drank too much and ran wild in the mountains. In the middle of the night, everyone traveled all over the mountains to look for him.

My dad went out for supper with my mom and their friends, and then my dad got drunk and came home, and my dad pulled my mom and said he had traveled back from the future [laughs and cries].

When a colleague gets drunk, he wants to do a handstand on the street, and then cries and says how the world has turned upside down [doge] [doge] [doge].

My physics teacher in junior high school was the vice principal of our school, and he once went to a wedding party with a colleague of his, and that colleague drank too much, and guess what?I've been eating that toilet paper here, and I say that our kamaboko here is delicious!On the way back, the teacher's operation was even more amazing. He drank like that, and he wouldn't let anyone drive him back, you know, and he jumped back on his own.

My colleague got drunk and took off his pants and had to run to climb the company gate, and the next day he didn't remember it, and wondered why everyone was laughing at him

My dad got drunk at my house and pulled my cousin and cousin to ask them to say blessings. My brother said that he wanted my father to live to be 300 years old, but my father had to tell them that he could live to be 1,000 years old. My ninth sister was playing alone, and he was looking for the eldest sister and the second sister, but he was not there, so he took the third sister and my hand (I am the fourth sister) and let us watch. Later, I went to the fourth master's house and pulled my fourth master to drink. At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I came to my uncle's house, kowtowed to my uncle three times, and talked to a few of us in the uncle's tone [smile].

Once my dad got drunk and fell asleep directly next to the pit (porcelain), fortunately my second grandfather's house often brushes, and that thing doesn't smell like anything [smile] [smile] [smile].

My friend was drunk and insisted on rock-paper-scissors with himself in the mirror, and cried that the person in the mirror learned from him.

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