This article is compiled from the philosophical joke series published by Mr. Wang Pu, the founder of Peking University Zongheng Management Consulting Group, on the ** number "Wang Pu".
Cup washware
Brushing your teeth is a joyful and sad job, with a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.
Life is like this. Blessings and misfortunes depend on them, and misfortunes and blessings are sent, which is what it means, arriving at the same time.
Lullaby
Once in a meeting, I asked the buddy next to me who was playing with his mobile phone if he was sleepyHe said he wasn't sleepy. I said, why am I so sleepy?He said, "Did you listen to the leader?"I said yes.
A sense of accomplishment and salary
The boss tells the employee that your job needs to be fulfilled in addition to being paid.
The employee said to the boss, "I have a sense of accomplishment in my work, can you give me less salary?"
Prosperity and poverty alleviation
The manager said to the employee, you have a good work attitude and a down-to-earth work style recently.
The employee replied that he used to want to get rich, but now he just wants to get rid of poverty.
Look up at the stars and keep your feet on the ground
The new employee asks the manager, why do you look up at the stars?The manager said that pie would fall from the sky.
The new employee asked the manager why he was down-to-earthThe manager replied that money would be picked up on the ground.
Do you think such a manager can bring out good employees?
Why is the face so big?
A said to B, you often brag about being slapped in the face, and you see that your face is all bigger.
B replied, "My face is made up of pure wisdom."
Why is the face so big?
Why are you sleepy when you read books?
Did you know about World Book Day?I was born on this day.
A friend asked me, why do I get sleepy when I read?
I replied to him that books are where dreams begin.
You can't live in vain
There are ideas to do things.
With practice, there is a way to live.
Other words. If you don't have an idea, you're living in vain.
Fish water conditions
The fish said to the water, "You can't see my tears, because I'm in the water."
The water says to the fish, I can feel your tears, because you are in my heart.
In the enterprise, who are the fish and who are the water?
Tofu
An entrepreneur asked me what is the least risky?
I said tofu. Because.
If it is hard, it is dried tofu, if it is thin, it is tofu skin, if it is thin, it is tofu brain, if it is not done, it is soy milk, and it is still stinky tofu, which is delicious.
Sleep in a meeting
The boss is talking, the employee is dozing, and the boss says why are you sleeping?The employee said I didn't sleep.
The boss said why did you close your eyes?The employee said I was meditating with my eyes closed.
The boss said again, why do you nod so often?The employee said that you are right, and I give you a compliment.
Then why are you drooling again?The employee said you spoke with relish.
Is this conversation interesting?
Will not follow the crowd
Yes, you've opened it all, haven't they all been like saying the words, and they've become a cloud of people?
Personally, I think the meeting.
It should be spoken, it should be brainstormed, it should be brainstormed, you say, don't you?
Xiucai is literate and recognizes half of it
There is an old saying: Xiucai is literate and reads half of it.
Today I will tell a joke, a Mr. Chen met a Zhou Xiucai, Zhou Xiucai said, hello Brother Dong, Mr. Chen is very angry, why is my ear gone, I am obviously surnamed Chen, why do you call me Dong, he sarcastically Zhou Xiucai said, Brother Ji is not harmed, and he is angry enough to give this Zhou Xiucai, saying how do you call me Brother Ji, I am not surnamed Zhou, is it Zhou Peel?
What's there?
Why are key people important?I'll tell you a paragraph.
The man went to the woman to propose, and the woman's parents asked him what do you haveA said that I have a luxury car, B said that I have a luxury house, C said that I have a key person, and the child is in your daughter's belly, and finally the woman's parents agreed that the third thing for the man is C to be his son-in-law, which fully illustrates the importance of key people in key positions.
Boasting
Pick up a stranger** at home and ask if you are at home?Although the tone is unfamiliar, it is very firm, who is it?How to answer?replied that how could I be at home, I came to the running field in several districts on the big weekend, but there was silence for a while, and the other party said that the takeout you ordered, I am at your door.
It's not the same
A says he wants to be different from others, B says he wants to try to be like others, who do you support?
Do things
Doing something you haven't done before is called growth.
Doing what you don't want to do is called change.
Doing what you don't dare to do is called a breakthrough.
Rural cities
The countryside is a paradise in the eyes of the rich, and the countryside is desolation in the eyes of the poor.
For the city, the countryside is a pure land.
As far as the countryside is concerned, the countryside is pure land.
Four good lives
It's good to eat simply, dress appropriately, live happily, and do things well.
Like vs. hate
It is most likely that feeling that others like you is an illusion, and feeling that others hate you is most likely true.
Apply
Two people who failed the interview exchanged experiences together, one said I went to Google for an interview, and people asked me where did you see our recruitment?I told him to obey, but I didn't believe me.
Another person said that I went to interview for civil servants, and people asked me which character in the TV series do you like?I said that I liked Heshen, but I didn't believe it.
If you want me to say that these two add up to pure 500.
Accident insurance
An insurance salesman sells insurance products to a lady who asks him if you have accident insuranceThe insurance salesman said of course there is, the lady said you give me an accidental pregnancy insurance, the insurance salesman said in a hurry, do you have a scene?
Parents
When your parents are there, you will have a place in life.
When the parents leave, there is only a way back in life.
Garbage
If a person always sees garbage in their eyes, there are only two possibilities:
First, it is a garbage picker, and second, it is garbage itself.
Heart's Eye
There are three kinds of people you can trust:
The first kind of person is a foolish person who has no eyes of the heart, the second kind of person is a true person who does not make the eyes of the heart visible, and the third kind of person is an enlightened person who is good with the eyes of the heart.
Annoying and smooth
If the left side of the word "annoying" is straightened, read the word "shun".
In the same way, if a person straightens out his thoughts, "trouble" will become "agreeable".
Instruction manual
There is a manual for everything, including life.
The cover was given by the parents, and the content was written by themselves.
What people
It was said. His head is an entrepreneur, his body is an artist, and his mind is a monk.
I would like to ask if there is such a person?Have you ever seen someone like this?