The penultimate volume of elementary school students swept the Internet, and the humorous answers made people laugh!
Elementary school students"Penultimate time"The homework went viral on the Internet, the answer is too interesting, teacher: your feet stink!
It doesn't matter how high or low the results are, the ranking is not worth mentioning, the only thing is to be happy. This is the motto of elementary school students when they face exams. They can always show their unique talents in the exam, and the unique and novel method of solving the problem makes the teachers cry and laugh, and also makes the parents amazed.
In the competition for high scores, elementary school students prefer to compete for the title"Last place"。It was easy to get the highest score, but they deliberately created one"Penultimate in place"The Q&A is full of unexpected surprises and brings unexpected fun to the teachers, and the answers are also interesting and make people laugh.
Elementary school students' homework stands out for its unique answers, some of which even make teachers laugh. The teacher asked"Why do your feet stink so much?"The elementary school student replied:"Because I can't wash with my mouth"。These witty answers were so hilarious that although the teacher was amused, he had to deduct a few points.
This type of topic is easier than an essay. As long as the answer is not too exaggerated, you can get a full score. But I don't know why, ** is obviously a frog on it, but elementary school students imagine it as homework.
Have you finished your homework?"That's what the frog said. Hearing such a conversation, the little tadpole said:"Go away, she's not a mom. "Elementary school students are very imaginative and have been praised by their teachers, but they have been deducted points for not matching the actual situation. After all, tadpoles don't need to do their homework, and it's even more unreasonable to run away when they hear it.
Elementary school students know how to be spoiled, and they like to be spoiled to their parents and teachers in their daily lives. When they encounter problems, they will lower their posture and say a few coquettish words. In normal times, this kind of behavior is understandable, but in the exam, it is difficult for the marking teacher to accept.
The question asked the student to write a dialogue based on an oral communication situation, and the elementary school student wrote only four words:"Please"。The direct answer shows that the primary school students are not good at beating around the bush, although dry, but it does not seem sincere enough, and such an answer will definitely not be recognized by the parents.
I can easily sharpen my pencil myself. Just like this example, elementary school students can also write"I'll sweep the floor"or"I will make Mom and Dad happy"Such a simple and interesting sentence. But one elementary school student wrote this sentence in the first person"Me"I changed it"Teacher"to express the meaning that the teacher can sharpen the pencil.
When he saw the schoolboy's other answers, he even defended himself by saying that the teacher should give him 100 points. Where does this confidence come from?Moreover, he didn't even follow the basic format, so why did the teacher give him 100 points?It is clear that the schoolboy made a serious mistake, and he will never be able to write the answer like this again.
Once upon a time, there was a question about idiom riddles that asked elementary school students to form sentences with words. Theoretically, elementary school students can get some marks, but in practice, none of them get any of the questions right. The students' work was nicknamed because it was full of mistakes"Penultimate in place"works. **Parenting"Old donkey's hooves"、"Fried birds"with"Eye-catching"and other words.
The most interesting question is about one"New"Funny answer to the phrase:"My socks look new, but they stink"。Obviously, it's not a problem with the socks, it's the student's own problem with smelly feet. The teacher laughed and teased:"Your feet stink. From this questionnaire, we can see that the creativity of primary school students is very strong, and we have to admit that they are indeed very talented.
Everyone has a love for beauty, especially girls. In the pursuit of beauty, we usually want to be complimented by others. But this schoolboy is different, he not only rhetoric, but also compares himself"Fairies"。This analogy is too bold to know if the teacher will grade him.
Overall, the answers on this answer sheet are on-topic, but full of nonsensical humor. Other elementary school students may be envious, but if all elementary school students answer the questions this way, the final result will be self-evident. This is by no means the right criterion, and if we want to avoid being at the bottom, we must work on improvement.
Message:"Bottom"This doesn't sound like a good statement, and while elementary school students may not be too concerned about it, parents shouldn't take it lightly. First of all, we should lead by example, first self-reflection and change, and then guide and influence students. Let the children realize that last place is not something to be proud of, and they should strive for a high score. When taking exams, avoid strange thoughts, follow the advice of teachers, and aim to successfully complete elementary school. Everything should be moving in a positive direction, while recognizing that students with good grades have a clear advantage when it comes to studying abroad. Therefore, primary school students should recognize the importance of grades. Today's topic: Have you ever thought about studying abroad?
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