Woman Lust Joke Story .

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-01-31

Once upon a time, there was a butcher surnamed Zhang in the town. Zhang Butcher has a daughter named Zhang Xiaoli. Zhang Xiaoli is as beautiful as a flower, but she is nearly thirty years old and still single. Zhang Xiaoli just wants to marry a handsome man, but most of the people who come to propose marriage are ordinary-looking, which makes her very frustrated.

Just when Zhang Xiaoli thought that she couldn't find her ideal partner, a person surnamed Lin came to the town, and Lin Yuanwai had a son, twenty-five years old, known as Lin Gongzi. This Lin Gongzi is handsome and chic, and Zhang Xiaoli already likes him very much when she sees him for the first time. Zhang Xiaoli wanted to confess to Lin Gongzi, but she was afraid that others would say that she was not reserved, and when she didn't know how to interact with Lin Gongzi, she saw a few children on the street kicking and jujuing.

Zhang Xiaoli bought the child's Keju and squatted on a road, which was the only way for Lin Gongzi. Zhang Xiaoli planned in her heart, when Lin Gongzi passed by, she threw the mud-stained Keju on Lin Gongzi, staining his clothes, and she went over to apologize, asked Lin Gongzi to take off her clothes, took her back to wash, and then agreed to return it one day. In this way, the two established a connection.

Zhang Xiaoli was proud of her plan, and after a while, she saw Lin Gongzi coming from a distance. Zhang Xiaoli was overjoyed, aimed at Lin Gongzi's back, and kicked Juju away. However, Zhang Xiaoli's eyes were not good, and Keju did not hit Lin Gongzi's back, but hit Lin Gongzi's back on the head. I saw Lin Gongzi fall to the ground with a muffled snort and never got up again.

Zhang Xiaoli secretly screamed that it was not good, but don't stone people to death. She hurriedly walked over to check, and saw that Lin Gongzi's eyes were closed, and a bag was on the back of his head, obviously injured. Zhang Xiaoli wanted to carry Lin Gongzi to see the doctor, but she was used to being pampered on weekdays, and she didn't do heavy work, so she couldn't carry it. Zhang Xiaoli was so anxious that she cried: "Help, it's ...... to die."”

At this time, a voice came from behind Zhang Xiaoli: "What's wrong with him?"”

Zhang Xiaoli turned around and saw that it was a woman in her twenties who was talking, she was carrying a fish basket on her back, and her body exuded a faint fishy smell. Zhang Xiaoli thought that maybe she could carry Lin Gongzi on her back, so she said: "He is injured, I beg you, help me send him to the clinic, is it okay?"”

This woman's name is Tang Xiaolan and she is a fisherman. Tang Xiaolan was kind by nature, and immediately agreed to Zhang Xiaoli's request, threw away the fish basket, picked up Lin Gongzi, and sent him to the nearest clinic.

The doctor in the clinic is an old man surnamed Sun, who often goes to the forester's house, and he recognized Lin Gongzi immediately, so Dr. Sun is not in a hurry to ask for the consultation fee, but to treat Lin Gongzi as soon as possible.

Tang Xiaolan saw that Lin Gongzi had been settled, so she left the clinic and rushed home, recently, her mother planned to build a thatched house, and she wanted to go home to help.

Zhang Xiaoli was worried that Lin Gongzi would be held accountable after waking up, so she also left the clinic early.

Three days later, Lin Gongzi recovered from his injuries. Zhang Xiaoli wandered around the clinic, thinking about a way to establish contact with Lin Gongzi, but she didn't dare to use the way she did last time.

At this time, a man who looked like a turtle walked up to Zhang Xiaoli, handed over a silver ingot with both hands, and asked with a shy smile: "Girl, did you drop this silver?"”

Zhang Xiaoli looked at the ingot of silver, her eyes lit up, and she nodded again and again: "Yes, yes." "After that, you have to reach out and take it.

Unexpectedly, the turtle man's face sank, he took back the silver, turned around and left, and muttered: "The current woman is too dishonest......”

Zhang Xiaoli was stunned for a moment before she reacted, the turtle man just wanted to find an excuse to talk to her. Zhang Xiaoli sighed, this kind of pick-up is quite creative, not only can talk to the person you like, but also can show the spirit of the pick-up person to collect money, it is simply a double win!So, Zhang Xiaoli also wanted to imitate the turtle man and use his way to talk to Lin Gongzi. As soon as Zhang Xiaoli came up with this idea, she saw Lin Gongzi coming out of the clinic.

Zhang Xiaoli didn't bring any silver, and saw that there was a broken wall next to it, and there was no clay between the bricks, so she picked up a brick, walked up to Lin Gongzi, and asked with a smile: "Childe, did you drop this brick?"”

Lin Gongzi was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhang Xiaoli like a fool, and then said, "No." ”

No, I thought you dropped it......Zhang Xiaoli wanted to continue talking, but heard a woman's voice behind her: "Hey, stinky girl, why are you stealing the bricks of my thatched house?"No wonder the walls of my thatched house are getting shorter and shorter, it turns out that you are stealing bricks!”

Zhang Xiaoli turned around and saw that it was a woman in her forties who spoke, she listened to the woman's words and understood that the broken wall just now was this woman. Zhang Xiaoli couldn't help but sigh secretly, it was really unlucky, she only took one piece, and she was seen, but looking at the woman's tone, she wanted to count the other stolen bricks on her head, so she hurriedly explained: "It's none of my business, I only took one." ”

I don't care, if you don't build the wall back to its original state, I'll arrest you as an official!As the woman spoke, she reached out to grab Zhang Xiaoli.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoli was strong, she hurriedly turned around and fled.

The woman just remembered to chase, but saw a woman carrying a fish basket coming out of the alley: "Mother, what happened?"”

This woman is Tang Xiaolan, and Tang Xiaolan is also the woman's daughter.

The back of the bricks of the thatched house was stolen. The woman said angrily.

Huh?Tang Xiaolan was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "The current thieves are too bottomless, even stealing the bricks of the thatched house!."”

Tang Xiaolan looked at the wall of his house, thinking that if there was clay between the bricks, it would not be easy to steal. However, she also understood that her family did not have enough savings to buy clay, so she decided to fish during the day and work an extra job at night to scrape together enough money to buy clay.

The next day, Tang Xiaolan inquired and learned that the nearby foresters were recruiting workers, so she came to Lin's house, and at the gate of Lin's house, she saw a recruitment notice posted next to the door, and a sharp-mouthed old man was sitting next to the notice, presumably the housekeeper in charge of recruitment. Tang Xiaolan came to the sharp-mouthed old man and said respectfully, "Sir, I'm here to apply." ”

The sharp-mouthed old man glanced at Tang Xiaolan and said expressionlessly, "I'm sorry, we don't recruit female workers here." ”

Although I am a woman, I have a lot of strength, and I can do the work that men do, so please give it a chance. Tang Xiaolan didn't want to give up.

If you say don't, don't, you talk so much nonsense, go away!The old man with the sharp mouth was getting a little impatient.

At this moment, an old man with a medicine box and a middle-aged woman came out of the door. When the old man saw Tang Xiaolan, he said in surprise: "Hey, this girl, you also came to apply." ”

This old man was Dr. Sun, and Dr. Sun said to the middle-aged woman next to him, "Madam, Ling Lang fainted a few days ago, and it was this girl who carried her to my clinic." ”

The middle-aged woman is Lin Gongzi's mother, known as Mrs. Lin. After listening to Dr. Sun's words, Mrs. Lin looked at Tang Xiaolan again, and then nodded: "You girl, you are very enthusiastic, in that case, you can stay and help clean up in the back garden." ”

Thank you, ma'am. Tang Xiaolan was overjoyed.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoli repeated the old trick and accosted Lin Gongzi for some reason. However, Lin Gongzi already regarded Zhang Xiaoli as a brick thief, and when he saw Zhang Xiaoli approaching him, he thought that Zhang Xiaoli wanted to steal his money, so he scolded him sharply: "Your character is too bad, don't come close to me!."After saying that, he drove Zhang Xiaoli away.

Zhang Xiaoli walked down the street depressed, and when she passed by the fish market, she found that there was a fishmonger selling a kind of fish, which was big, gray-black, ugly, but very cheap. Zhang Xiaoli rolled her eyes, and she had an idea again, she thought in her heart, Lin Gongzi thought that she had a bad character, so she didn't want to associate with her, but if she bought these fish and released them, Lin Gongzi would definitely think that she was a caring person and would not resist her.

Zhang Xiaoli knew that Lin Gongzi had an open garden at the end of the street, and there was a pond in the garden, so she came to buy more than a dozen black fish every day and went to Lin Gongzi's fish pond to release them, and she insisted on it for a week, hoping that this kind of loving behavior could be discovered by Lin Gongzi "by chance".

That evening, Zhang Xiaoli was releasing fish in Lin Gongzi's pond, but she heard a voice behind her: "Did you release these black fish?"”

Zhang Xiaoli turned around and saw that it was Lin Gongzi who spoke, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Yes, it took a lot of money." After speaking, he looked at Lin Gongzi expectantly, hoping to be praised by Lin Gongzi.

But Lin Gongzi was so angry that he clenched his fists and said, "You are too vicious!."I put these black fish into my fish pond and bit my goldfish to death, do I have a grudge against you?”

Huh?Zhang Xiaoli took a closer look at the pond and saw the stumps of countless goldfish floating near the duckweed, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "It's really ......."I'm sorry......I thought these black fish were vegetarians, but I didn't expect them to bite the fish ......”

You leave me and leave here, and if you dare to come and harm my goldfish in the future, don't blame me for being unkind to you!Lin Gongzi said angrily.

Okay, good ......I'm going to ...... nowDon't be angry......Zhang Xiaoli ran away without shame.

Lin Gongzi pointed to Zhang Xiaoli's back and said to the two doormen: "Anyone can come to visit in the future, but this woman is the only one, don't let her in!."He paused, and then said to the two cleaning men, "Scoop up these black fish and let nature go." ”

At this time, a woman walked in from the gate and said to Lin Gongzi, "Childe, I suggest you don't let them go back to nature. ”

This woman is none other than Tang Xiaolan.

Lin Gongzi said strangely: "Why?."”

Tang Xiaolan pointed to the black fish in the pond and said, "These black fish are called scavengers, they are not a native species, and if they are released easily, they may threaten the fish of the local rivers." ”

Lin Gongzi said: "How do you know?".”

Tang Xiaolan said: "It is recorded in ancient books. ”

Lin Gongzi looked at Tang Xiaolan with admiration and said, "It seems that you have a lot of research on fish, in this case, you don't need to clean up, just help me take care of the goldfish and give you double the salary, are you willing?"”

Tang Xiaolan said happily: "Thank you for your appreciation." ”

Since then, Tang Xiaolan has become Lin Gongzi's personal keeper, specializing in helping him take care of pet fish. And Zhang Xiaoli wanted to enter Lin Gongzi's garden several times, but was stopped at the door by the doorman.

One night a few days later, Zhang Xiaoli was drinking sullen wine at home, and she couldn't understand it, obviously she was very beautiful, and most of the unmarried men in the town had pursued her, but why did that Lin Gongzi treat her badly every time?What kind of woman does that Lin Gongzi like?With questions, she turned her eyes to the eldest brother next to her and asked, "Brother, what kind of women do you men like?"”

Zhang Xiaoli's eldest brother blushed, and then smiled embarrassedly: "I like white skin and beautiful appearance." ”

Are men all hobbies like this?Zhang Xiaoli's eyes were wide.

Most of them. Zhang Xiaoli's eldest brother sipped the wine shyly.

Zhang Xiaoli realized, took out the mirror and looked at it, thinking in her heart, she has beauty, but her skin is not white enough. She saw her mother grinding flour outside the door, so she walked over, looked in the mirror, and smeared the flour one after another, until ** looked white enough, she walked confidently towards Lin Gongzi's garden.

Zhang Xiaoli came to Lin Gongzi's garden, but was stopped at the door by two guards, and she could only linger nearby, waiting for the opportunity. After a while, Zhang Xiaoli saw Lin Gongzi coming out of the door, so she happily ran to Lin Gongzi and beckoned, "Childe, good evening." ”

Lin Gongzi was stunned, his face turned white, he screamed, turned around and ran, didn't notice that there was a wall behind him, hit the wall, and almost fell to the ground.

Zhang Xiaoli hurriedly rushed over, hugged Lin Gongzi, and said with a shy smile: "Hey, are you okay?" I'm charming, but don't be so discouraged. ”

When Lin Gongzi heard this, he was shocked for a moment, and wiped cold sweat on his forehead: "Are you a human or a zombie?"”

Zhang Xiaoli frowned and muttered: "Of course I'm human, have you ever seen such a good-looking zombie." ”

Lin Gongzi was stunned again, looked at Zhang Xiaoli carefully, and finally recognized her, pushed her away, and said angrily: "Okay, it turns out that you stinky girl again." ”

Isn't that me? Zhang Xiaoli was overjoyed, thinking that Lin Gongzi still remembered him and had a good impression of her.

Why are you pretending to be a zombie to scare me?Did I scold you during the day, and you want to take revenge on me?Lin Gongzi was so angry that he clenched his fists.

You misunderstood, I just want you to see how white and beautiful I look, and I don't want to take revenge on you. Zhang Xiaoli explained.

Lin Gongzi didn't want to listen to Zhang Xiaoli's explanation, so he shouted angrily: "Come on, drive this rude woman away!."”

Two servants came out of the garden and drove Zhang Xiaoli away.

One night a few days later, Tang Xiaolan was cleaning the fish tank in the corridor, and inadvertently saw Lin Gongzi lying on the bed shivering and pale. Tang Xiao guessed that Lin Gongzi might have an old injury, so he hurriedly pushed the door and walked in, asking Lin Gongzi if he wanted to see the doctor. Unexpectedly, Lin Gongzi said: "I can't sleep, it's not because of the old injury, but because a woman dressed as a zombie scared me a few days ago, and I left a psychological shadow, as soon as I closed my eyes, her terrifying appearance appeared in my mind, it was too scary!."I couldn't sleep for days. ”

After Tang Xiao heard this, she felt that Lin Gongzi was so pitiful, she was so scared by people, she remembered that she couldn't sleep before, and it was her mother who gave her stories that made her fall asleep smoothly, so she said: "Childe, let me tell you a story, you will fall asleep unconsciously after listening to it for a while." ”

It's ......It's not good......Lin Gongzi's face flushed, although he felt that Tang Xiaolan's method was very good, but after all, she was a woman, in the middle of the night, in the same room to tell him stories, and when others saw her, she would definitely gossip.

Why?Tang Xiaolan was stunned.

I'm afraid you won't be able to get married. Lin Gongzi smiled embarrassedly.

I'm not afraid. Tang Xiao thinks that Lin Gongzi is very good, so she doesn't want to be restrained.

Or I'll marry you." "Lin Gongzi also has a good impression of Tang Xiaolan, although Tang Xiaolan looks ordinary, she is kind and enthusiastic, and if she marries her, she must be a good wife and mother.

I'm going to ask my mother's opinion about this. Although Tang Xiaolan secretly agreed, she is a filial grandson, and she thinks that marriage is a major event, and she must take into account the thoughts of her parents.

The next day, Tang Xiaolan told her parents that she wanted to marry Lin Gongzi.

Tang Xiaolan's parents are people who understand righteousness, and they have long heard that Lin Gongzi has a good character, so they immediately agreed to their marriage.

On the day of Tang Xiaolan and Lin Gongzi's wedding, Zhang Xiaoli stood outside the auditorium, looking depressed, she didn't understand why Lin Gongzi would rather like Tang Xiaolan, who looked ordinary, than her beautiful flower.

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