Many people and things, when you have nothing to do, you can only laugh at them. 2023 is about to pass, and telling three jokes will make everyone laugh.
The first bad joke:said that at the beginning of the year, a certain gentleman listened to the connivance of an expert's "toddler", so he bought a house and bought a **. Unexpectedly, the 1.5 million income from the sale of the house soon shrank to 700,000 in **, and he fell seriously ill in a fit of anger. After recovering from his illness, his wife persuaded him to buy a house, and found that the house he sold at the beginning of the year was also on the market, so he bought his house back with 700,000 yuan.
Second Bad Joke:He also said that after a certain gentleman cleared all the 1.5 million yuan in his ** at the beginning of the year, he bought a house in the property market with all the money. Later, the property market plummeted, and in a fit of anger, he sold the house and got 700,000 yuan in cash. One day, he was itchy and unwilling to be lonely, and when he checked the **, it happened to be 700,000 yuan to redeem the ** he cleared at the beginning of the year.
The third bad joke:Oil prices have always risen by 3 cents and called a slight rise, and a fall of 5 cents is called a big fall, although the traffic flow of a city has declined rapidly, but the sidewalks are becoming more and more congested. For this reason, the city has decided to introduce sidewalk restrictions starting from National Day. That is, a single eyelid travels for a single day, a double eyelid travels for a double day, and the double eyelid is cut according to the deck.