Today is April Fool's Day, and I strode to my familiar class, but the voice inside was unfamiliar: "Your money has dropped!"."Your shoelaces are open!”
I wonder why I lost so much money today, if it weren't for someone else saying, "Happy April Fool's Day!"."I can't remember the first sentence yet. "Your shoelaces are open" said one person, I didn't even bow my head, and laughed as I puffed, how did he know that my shoelaces couldn't be untied!"Your money is gone!"I still didn't look down and smiled, how would he know that I don't have a penny in my pocket!I wouldn't be fooled by such a low-level fool.
I sat in my seat generously, and suddenly, a voice behind me, "My book has dropped, help me get it" Without even thinking about it, I leaned down to find his book, but the laughter behind me made me know: I was tricked!The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, I asked him a difficult question, I wanted to make him ugly, but he answered correctly, it was really annoying.
This was the first time I made a fool of myself, and the second time was at the end of the second period, and a classmate pushed me and said, "The teacher asked you to come to the office." But before I could take the third step, this classmate was already out of breath laughing.
Because he is not easy to mess with, I take my anger out on others. When I was about to start class, I saw my table mate talking, so I shouted, "If you talk again, the group leader will remember your name!"Sure enough, he stared blankly at the blackboard and didn't say a word. A minute later, the class bell rang, and this stupid melon suddenly realized that he wanted to be angry, but the teacher stipulated that he was not allowed to speak
Today's April Fool's Day is really interesting, although I have low-level insurance, but I can't avoid being fooled!
Today is April 1st, and I followed my mother to school for online classes as usual. As soon as I entered the office and put down my school bag, I started playing with my big brother.
After a while, I saw my brother holding an Oreo cookie in his hand, and I was so hungry that my saliva was about to run down, and asked, "Brother, I want to eat it too, can you give me a cookie?"My brother happily handed me a biscuit. I took a bite lightly, hey, how is it cool, isn't it the taste of sandwich?I was thinking to myself, when my brother laughed next to me, "You're so stupid, you're laughing at me." My brother laughed and said, but I was still confused.
My mother came over, looked at the biscuit I was eating, picked it up and smelled it, and then knocked on my head: "*This ** is a filling, it's toothpaste." "Ah, no, how is it toothpaste?I broke the biscuit in half, and I was dumbfounded, if it was toothpaste, I was such a fool. My brother said to me, "*Today is April Fool's Day, you know?".I played a joke on you, but I didn't expect you to fall for it. "I myself was laughed at by my own stupidity, and I couldn't stand up straight with my laughter, so I just rolled on the ground.
Although I was teased by my brother today, I am still very happy, have you ever had such an experience on April Fool's Day?
Today is April Fool's Day, April 1st, and the time to deceive people has started again, and today I have to be careful, I can't let my classmates deceive.
When I got to the classroom, I found that my classmates were starting to "fight". Some of my classmates immediately launched a onslaught at me, "Cen Dingsheng, your shoelaces are scattered." "I don't eat this set, I just ignore them and take care of myself.
At noon, April Fools' Day events reach a climax. When I was endorsing the book, I suddenly heard a few classmates shouting excitedly: "Tomorrow is a holiday, tomorrow is a holiday!"."I'm a little overexcited, but I'm still skeptical. Later, the affirmation of several classmates made me feel even more true. After a while, some of the students announced the answer: "This is fake. "We're so happy.
In the afternoon, we fooled the teacher again. Teacher Gao walked in, and we immediately played a trick, and suddenly, a classmate said, "Teacher Gao, your money has dropped!."Teacher Gao said unhurriedly, "That's my extra one." I also attacked the teacher: "Mr. Gao, your shoelaces are scattered." Teacher Gao replied with a smile: "I don't have shoelaces." "We all looked down at the teacher's shoes, and it turned out that the teacher was wearing cloth shoes, and we all fainted.
In science class, we remembered the crooked brain again. The teacher walked in slowly, and we all deceived the teacher one by one, but the teacher didn't take this trick, but fooled us. The teacher had bad intentions: "We will do this lesson." "As soon as we heard the good news, we all jumped up, but in the end, we realized that we had been deceived again!
It's almost seven o'clock!"Early in the morning, a roar from my mother called me back from Zhou Gong's side. I pricked up my ears so I could hear what my mother was saying'The last three words. I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: seven o'clock?I jumped out of bed, put on my socks, washed my face and brushed my teeth, so fast that I could not have imagined. I was about to go out with a bag of instant noodles, but I saw that my parents were smiling all the time, so I subconsciously looked at my watch, and I almost had doubts about my sensory organsI immediately puffed up like a ball full of air, but not only did my parents not apologize, but they pointed to the date on the perpetual calendar for me to take a closer look: April 1, 20!What kind of world, let my mother be stupid!But today's April Fool's Day, anyone who does anything between midnight and twelve o'clock today is not restricted, and has to consider themselves unlucky!
As soon as I walked into the classroom door, Zhang Zhifei said to me, "Alas, what kind of bug is on your school bag?""Bugs?I "swiped" and threw the schoolbag off my shoulder: what are the bugs!So he threw his angry gaze at Zhang Zhifei. Then I walked quickly to the podium: "Students, the first class is sports!.""Yay!The cheers of the class almost knocked the roof of the building, but the next sentence completely poured out their joyful flames: Happy April Fool's Day!"I jumped off the podium and felt so proud. Hehe, I can't fool you if I don't believe it!
Today, I want to donate to the drought area, one yuan per person. Liu Han came a little late, so he didn't catch up with the collective collection of money at work. I took her one yuan, and then opened my throat and called the squad leader: "Hei Laoji, pull the big saw, watch the big show in front of the eighty-fourth gate!.""Seeing that he was coming, I handed her the dollar. "I'll donate one more dollar!"It's mine!Liu Han was anxious. "Who said that this is to show love to the people in the disaster area, I will give another one!"Whose the hell is it?""Ji Da's squad leader is also anxious. "My!Liu Han said without hesitation. "Don't believe her, today is April Fool's Day, she lied to you!"You ......Liu Han was so anxious that his face turned red!
Liu Han, we broke off our friendship!"I'm in a super good mood after fooling this sister, but I'm still pretending to be serious. "Why?Liu Han panicked. "Because today is April Fool's Day!I laughed out loud: "You were deceived a few times just now, and you don't have a long memory!."”
When we came home from school, we were playing around and exchanging experiences of our respective fools today. Zihan told me that she seems to have a bit of a nervous circuit today. "Someone else was wearing a pair of cloth shoes, but I told her, 'Your laces are open!'"Even the teachers got involved. So-and-so told the teacher, "Teacher, what do you see under your feet?"The teacher bowed his head and asked, "What's there?""Happy April Fool's Day, look, there are a few footprints!The students laughed happily and the teachers laughed too.
While we were talking happily, another classmate told Zihan, "Han, you see your schoolbag is broken!."Zihan turned his head to observe, only to find that he had been fooled again. Annoyed and angry, she was not far behind, and shouted at her dog Duoduo: "Duoduo, you see your tail is broken!".Everyone laughed.
In the morning, as soon as I walked into the classroom, my classmates pointed to the ground and said, "Wang Zhicheng, your money has dropped!""What?My money is gone?How is this possible?I put 10 yuan in my pocket, how could it get out?So, I asked;"You're not kidding me, are you!At this time, one of the most honest classmates in the class said to me sincerely"Really!Wang Zhicheng, we didn't lie to you, your money did drop!When I heard this, I hurriedly turned my head and looked around, lying down for a while, walking out for a while, and coming in for a while, but I was tired and sweaty, but I still couldn't find ......
At this time, a classmate walked in, and he asked curiously, "Wang Zhicheng, what are you doing?""They said my money was gone, but I couldn't find it!"Oh?!Is it?The classmate smiled and said, "Maybe you forgot what day it was?""What's the number?."When I heard this, I was confused and hurriedly asked, "Does this have anything to do with the day?""Haha!I'll tell you the truth!Today is April Fool's Day!"Oh my God!I cried out, and it dawned on me that they had fooled me and made me die of exhaustionI must not be fooled again in the future, and I will have to leave no one else!"Wang Zhicheng, the head teacher called you!So he put down the work in his hand and rushed to the office with a smoke, only to find that the office was empty, and then he realized that he had been fooled. Oh, today is April Fool's Day, of course the classmates have to "play with foolishness" to fool me, who has been causing them all year round like a bird in a cage, without freedomHey, I really did this kind of thing, I deserved to be fooled.
According to "The Art of War", I want to defend as an attack, why not?Haha, you poor people just wait to be fooled by me!"Haha!"So-and-so, your book is gone. "So-and-so, your shoelaces are loose. ”…Although they are all old tricks, who wouldn't be deceived if I am the "good person" who is usually in the hearts of my classmates?Haha, stupid one, two, three ......, and in the end, they are all destined to fall under my fool's skirt. What happened next, no doubt, had to make me admit that I was a big fool who couldn't be reached, and what I asked them to do, either by not listening or by doing the opposite with me, just trying to fool them, but I made myself stupid. April Fool's DayThis year's April Fool's Day somehow, the "stupid" makes me so happy!
Let me "change my temperament", as an "angel of justice" (my role has changed again), I dare to advise, friend, to have some "foolish" fun (entertainment) on the next April Fool's Day.