Autumn and Winter Check-in Challenge
The joke not only brings you laughter, but also makes people understand some philosophy of life in laughter.
You say that human life is cheap and worthless, but once you get into the hospital, it will be expensive, right!
That's real life. Without further ado, the excitement continues.
Launch English: BIU".
When I was a freshman in high school, one day in English class, my English teacher asked me to stand up and asked, "How do you pronounce the English words of the launch?"I looked at my tablemate, who was silent for a moment, then whispered to me earnestly: "Biu......."I replied loudly after her, "Biu......."Then, the whole class laughed, and the teacher lay on the podium for a long time without straightening up ......
Alas, why did I meet such a living treasure at the same table......
The blind date can be eaten, no heart and no lungs".
On the weekend, ** come to play at home. In the evening, the child's mother helped her son with his homework, and the son asked his mother, "What does it mean to be confident?"The daughter-in-law looked at her sister and said, "That's what your aunt looked like before she went on a blind date." The son glanced at his aunt and asked, "How do you understand the lost dog?"The child's mother replied, "It's the stupid look of your aunt when she came back from a blind date." The son asked again: "What do you mean by having no heart and no lungs?"The child's mother replied fiercely: "Your aunt can eat on a blind date, then it is called heartless!."”oh，my god！
How many kinds of monsters are there in Journey to the West
One night I was working overtime in the company, it was too late to take a taxi home, and I met an interesting driver, and the two of us chatted and chatted, and he talked about a question in his son's school exam: "How many kinds of monsters are there in Journey to the West?"."He asked me to guess, I don't know!The driver looked at me with a smile and revealed the answer: "There are three kinds: one is to eat Tang Seng's meat, the second is to marry Tang Seng, and the last one is to worry about Tang Seng's robe." "When I think about it, it's really ......
Who's the Rabbit, Who's the Grass".
My eldest cousin is Chinese New Year's Eve today, and he is still single. One day I asked him, "Cousin, there are a lot of single beauties in your company, why don't you find one in the company?"The cousin said lonely, "Rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest!."I said, "There's grass on the edge of the nest, why are you looking around!."The cousin said with a dejected face: "The key beauties are rabbits, and I am a grass ......."”
He's definitely fine".
Yesterday, I accidentally staged a local eighteen rolls on the corridor, and my eldest brother who was working in the field today sent ** early in the morning and asked me: "I heard my mother say that you rolled four or five steps yesterday, and didn't go to the hospital to check it?."I replied, "Brother, I'm fine......."Before I could finish speaking, my mother stole the spotlight and said, "Boss, don't worry!."Although your second brother fell yesterday, he didn't let go of the almond crisp in his hand, and he didn't forget to stuff the remaining half of the piece into his mouth before he got up, and he sat on the stairs and ......didn't forget to stuff the remaining half of it into his mouthHe's definitely fine".”
Alas, you don't understand the world of foodies, ......
Cook poop and eat it in a pot
In my first year of work, I watched food shows at home on Saturdays and learned hot chocolate ...... on TVI made a small pot, tasted it, and stuck a mouthful, just as my mother came home, I went to the kitchen and exclaimed: "Son, you actually use my pot to cook poop and eat ......!."oh，my god！
Happy moment, laughter is full of room, witty and interesting life jokes hit your laughter, and those who don't laugh are masters!I'm not, I'm laughing while making it up, what about you?
I am like a bee when I am industrious, like a horse when I am handsome, like a kitten when I am well-behaved, like an old scalper when I am honest, and like a tiger once I am mighty. Alas, no wonder others behind my back say that I am a beast!
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