Bragging about widows and thieves jokes .

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-01-30

In the small village, there was a widow named Ah Hua. She has a cheerful personality and likes to chat with people, but sometimes she speaks too exaggerated and makes people feel a bit braggart.

One day, Ah Hua stewed a pot of chicken at home, and the aroma was overflowing. At this time, a cunning thief sneaks into her house and wants to steal the chicken.

As soon as the thief picked up the chicken, he was discovered by Ah Hua.

Ah Hua shouted: "You thief, you dare to steal my chicken!."My chickens can fly and bite!”

When the thief heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he quickly put down the chicken and fled.

Ah Hua's chickens don't fly off walls at all, and they don't bite people. It's just that she deliberately exaggerated the truth in order to scare away the thief. After the thief escaped, Ah Hua smirked, feeling that she had successfully secured her home.

A few days later, Ah Hua went to the market and met the thief again. This time, the thief is ready to steal Ah Hua's wallet.

Ah Hua found the thief and thought to himself that this time he must show him how powerful he is. He shouted, "You thief, you dare to steal my wallet!"I have a divine beast in my wallet, and if you are bitten by it, you will turn to stone!”

When the thief heard this, he was so frightened that he immediately put down his wallet and fled. In fact, Ah Hua did not have a divine beast in her purse, and she succeeded in scaring away the thief this time.

Ah Hua is very proud of her wit. But it's not that simple. Another day, Ah Hua was home alone, and the thief came to her house again. This time, instead of being frightened by Ah Hua's words, he tied her up and robbed her of her belongings.

After Ah Hua was tied up, the thief sat triumphantly at Ah Hua's house, enjoying her food while laughing at Ah Hua. Ah Hua could only watch the thief eat and drink, and there was nothing she could do.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. The thief immediately became vigilant, thinking that the police were coming. He picked up a kitchen knife and quietly walked to the door.

Ah Hua saw the thief's actions and took it into account. She shouted, "Don't be afraid, thief!".Outside the door is my friend, who brought me a lot of money!”

When the thief heard this, he immediately put down the kitchen knife and ran to open the door. When he opened the door, he found that there was no one outside the door, only a big black dog barking at him.

The thief was so frightened that he hurriedly closed the door, but it was too late, and the big black dog had already bitten his trouser leg. He had to struggle desperately, but the big black dog bit harder and tighter. In the end, the thief had no choice but to leave Ah Hua's belongings and run away.

Ah Hua saw this scene and thought, "It seems that I really met a divine beast this time!."”

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