There is a type of note in Xiaohongshu that likes to play tricks very much, and there is this type called: "I'm only 19 years old......"The cover of the note is also shocking and terrifying, either red or broken foreign ......focuses on a suspense, which makes people wonder what happened to this child.
I won't let go of the screenshot, it will really make people physically uncomfortable, I am really curious, you can go to Xiaohongshu to search for ......After searching, remember to wash your eyes!）
A curiosity means that you have been deceived by this note. Because when I clicked in, there was nothing serious, just that the child had hemorrhoids ......
Well, hemorrhoids. But the world is going to collapse, people are going to die, and there is no way to live in this life......
You don't have to, can't you just cure the disease?!
Of course, I think this kind of post should purely be a business order for some drug manufacturers, otherwise, there are so many 19-year-olds
In fact, I read this "Ass Maintenance Guide" is completely a revenge mentality, and I really want to throw this book out directly under those notes and slap it in the face of the blogger: Look!Check it out!Don't die, live!Hemorrhoids are just !!
It's just that I haven't finished reading it yet, and I can't laugh by myself, the author is so funny. The language is humorous, and it can explain a series of knowledge of the anorectum clearly and clearly, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is hilarious science.
Liu Feng is the deputy chief physician of the Department of Anorectal Medicine of the Third People's Hospital of Sichuan Province and has been working in clinical work for more than 10 years. is also well-known on Zhihu. This book can also be regarded as a small contribution of his work as a doctor, so that readers can understand some relevant knowledge and get rid of anxiety.
There are five chapters in the book, the first chapter is a light-hearted little comic, the last three chapters are serious and witty popular science content, and the last chapter is a common question and answer. Basically, it covers three parts: physiological structure, disease causes, and health maintenance.
To ask what is hemorrhoids?It's just a varicose vein.
As for the cause, it's very simple, who made people walk upright?Look at cats and dogs, they don't have hemorrhoids. Because their venous blood can flow back more quickly.
People can't do it, due to the effect of gravity, the blood needs to go back from the bottom to the top in the veins, if it can't go back or back too slowly, the veins will be blocked, and then the veins will become bigger and thicker. After a certain extent, the poofs broke, the wound became infected and inflamed, and finally the wound grew a pile of rotten flesh ......
This process is repeated again and again, and the rotten flesh becomes more and more, and there is no shortage of pain and ulceration.
If you want to be free of hemorrhoids, you must avoid those behaviors that block venous return and make a small confrontation with gravity. For example, you don't need a mobile phone to go to the toilet, and concentrating on going to the toilet is the right thing.
There are also jobs that require sedentary work, such as long-distance drivers, who are also prone to hemorrhoids. Think about the big bosses of the company, who hold meetings every day, and the pressure is still high, and they are also high-risk groups.
The author says that their proctologists are supported by people who go to the toilet and play with their mobile phones. For this reason, he also wrote a special section to analyze why it is easy to go to the hospital to find a proctologist in the pit.
From the squatting posture to the way of exertion, from the duration to the concentration, break it down one by one, and the final conclusion is: bowel movements must be serious, attentive, and fast!
As a native of Sichuan, the author thinks that spicy is actually not very friendly to PP. Spicy is a pain, but in order to resist this pain, the body secretes endorphins to make people feel pleasure.
The person feels refreshed, but the blood flow is stimulated, and the rectal venous return is crowded, and the varicose veins are more serious......So the tragedy happened: I ate too much spicy food and spurted blood.
Wine is definitely a brother-in-law relationship with hemorrhoids. If anyone who drinks alcohol does not have hemorrhoids, to paraphrase the author: he must be a natural chosen drinker.
The effect of alcohol and spicy on blood flow is similar, stimulating blood circulation, causing an increase in the burden of blood flow, and finally severe hemorrhoids are the consequences.
Looking at it this way, if you want to be hemorrhoid-free, lifestyle habits are very important. Less spicy, less alcohol, less squatting, and more activity is the right way.
As a proctologist, the author has encountered many cases that make him cry and laugh.
He once met a patient who went to a small clinic for the so-called injection ** hemorrhoids at the suggestion of others, and the result was blood in the stool for a month. That night, the blood collapsed.
When they were sent to the hospital, they were all miserable and basically in shock. As soon as he examined it, the patient had a rotten hole in the front of his rectum and was spurting blood. So he took a piece and didn't hold it down, praying that it would stop the bleeding. If he couldn't stop it, he would be in trouble, because he found that the patient's intestinal wall was so hard that he couldn't sew up the wound at all.
Fortunately, the patient was lucky, and after 10 minutes, the bleeding stopped.
So if you are sick and go to a big hospital**, don't go to the unreliable **. If it's not cured, it doesn't matter, if you die, then you will be wronged.
Another time, the author met a patient who had a perfect spherical hemorrhoid. At that time, the author was very surprised: how can he grow so round?
Later, during the operation, it was discovered that there was a fuse ...... under the hemorrhoidsThe patient was an electrician who had ligated the hemorrhoids himself with a fuse......
How about hemorrhoids?
The external hemorrhoids should be peeled, that is, the ** is cut, the rotten meat inside is out, and the original ** is retained, otherwise a piece of skin is missing, and the chrysanthemum will be ......The exit is gone, and I have to suffocate ......
Internal hemorrhoids should be pierced, tied with threads to block the blood supply, can not be cut, it is easy to appear fistula after cutting, and it will not be able to stop bleeding.
Modern people are very religious about cleanliness, and sometimes this piety is too much.
The way humans clean chrysanthemums is truly breathtaking. The list in the book alone made me smile from ear to ear, the soap shower gel was okay, the hot water scalded the butt was a little painful, and the medical alcohol was really too rigorous......
It's not that the cleaner the better, but too clean can cause itching and eczema.
In fact, as long as you clean it with water, you can get a smart toilet seat if you can. There are no conditions, you can refer to the author's practice, he takes a large size every time before taking a shower at night, and rinses his ass directly after taking a shower. According to the author, it is really refreshing.
If you want to protect PP, you must eat less spicy, drink less alcohol, move your body more, and promote blood circulation.
Usually keep exercising, heart rate reaches 120, and stick to it for 15-30 minutes a day. Even the author provides a set of health exercises in the book, which is simply a nanny-level care.
Oh, the author even wrote about how to choose the right toilet to avoid the wrong posture when going to the toilet and increase the probability of hemorrhoids.
Most of the content in the Butt Care Guide is related to hemorrhoids, but it's not just about hemorrhoids. The book also mentions different anorectal diseases and symptomatic reactions, and how to determine what diseases correspond to different blood in the stool.
In this regard, it really dispelled the shadow of my childhood, when the health teacher told us that if you don't have a bowel movement every day, you will get cancer. Thanks to the author.
The biggest feature of this book is that it is both popular science and funny, and the cover says: laughing until you cry, which is indeed not an exaggeration.
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