1.This morning, in the dormitory toilet, 10 yuan in my pocket fell into the toilet, and I struggled for a long time about whether to pick it up. I saw that the second classmate glanced at me, quickly took out 100 yuan from my wallet on the table and threw it into the toilet, and then said: "Hesitation is because you haven't received enough **, now you understand what to do, right?"”
2.Today, a colleague came to work and saw that his hair was short, and I said: Why did you cut your hair, is it cool?He said to me with a sincere face: It's not 2 yuan, it's 28 yuan!
3.Dumb was going to his mother-in-law's house, and he weighed 5 catties of apples at the fruit stand. The vendor asked him, "Do you want a big apple or a small apple?"Dumb thought for a moment and said, "Let's call the little apple!."It saves you effort to pick it up. ”
4.The teacher proposed a serious idiom for students to make sentences, Xiao Ming: I found that my brother didn't read a serious book. Just now, my roommate went to the dormitory next door to talk about something, and after ten minutes, the person didn't come back, and he was sent back. . .
5.Watching a movie in the cinema, the lights were dim, and when I saw the eldest brother sitting next to me, I took out my mobile phone and turned on the flashlight to look at the watch in my hand to see the time. Big brother!Are you showing off that you have a watch?
6.When I was in high school, I was in the same school as my cousin, and my cousin was very beautiful, and she rode to and from school with my cousin every day, but it didn't take long for my tires to be punctured every day, and then I understood the true meaning of red face and trouble.
7.Shopkeeper: "Beauty, try it if you like" Girl: "Beauty?".Who is the beauty !!Everyone else calls the goddess, what kind of service attitude do you have!”
8.A friend of mine is very fat, and he drives after drinking at night... One day, after driving, the customer gave this evaluation in the message board: Fat ** can drive, but it is too fat, fuel consumption has increased significantly, bad reviews!