1.There was a walk with the goddess who had been secretly in love for a long time. I saw a stray dog on the road, which was very cute. In order to show that I particularly like small animals, I walked over and petted them in various ways, and the stray dog kept rubbing on my legs. At this time, the goddess spoke: between a single dog and a single dog, it is really sympathetic
2.When I went to the toilet in the teaching building, my phone grunted down when I stood up, and I hurriedly looked down: fortunately, it was stuck in the sewer hole. I leaned over and was about to pick it up when suddenly a text message came, buzzing ......The phone vibrated with a bang, leaving a string of bubbles floating on the drain. I don't want my phone, I just want to know which guy sent that text message!
3.Sent the drunk girl home today, put her on the bed, covered her with a quilt, and was pulled by the sister when she turned around to leave: "I'm actually pretending to be drunk!."It seems that you are really serious, so I decided to tell you that Duxes is right under the pillow!When I heard this, I was furious: "You told me earlier, I was going to go downstairs to buy it!."”
4.I was watching TV on the sofa, and my wife sat on my lap wrapped in a bath towel and said in a charming way: "Uncle, you want a little girl, right?"I deliberately sat still: "Don't, don't, uncle, I don't have any money today!."Wife: "What money is not money, as long as the little girl is happy, make up an IOU afterwards!.""I'm dizzy, I still owe money on this!
5.One night, two women were sleeping in bed, one woman was chatting on the Internet, and the other woman suddenly let out a very long fart, and the woman just turned on the voice, "I'm dripping, so loud" Mom likes to play mahjong, but then I was born, and Mom resolutely gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she felt that it seemed to be more interesting to beat me.
6.Lao Ma shouted the name of his first girlfriend a few times in his sleep, and his wife woke him up and asked vigilantly, "Who are you shouting?"Lao Ma hurriedly disguised: "I dreamed of being a teacher, and I was asking students to answer questions." My wife asked, "Then why do you always ask the same student to answer questions in a class?"Lao Ma was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "Because I am a tutor." ”
7.Am I so unsightly?At night, I joked with a few colleagues and said: If you fight a few times, whoever loses will marry whom. Then a few people were in a hurry and scuffled, and they fought for more than half an hour, and several people were covered in bruises, and they still held on to the wall, refusing to admit defeat, ......