1.Wax gourd. Cucumber. Watermelon. You can eat pumpkins, but what melons can't be eaten?
Answer: Fool.
2.There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, and each of the 6 children gets 1, but there is still 1 in the basin, why?
Answer: The last child took the pot away.
3.Can you turn ice into water as fast as you can?
Answer: Remove the word "ice" from two points and it becomes "water".
4.In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he arrives in the house. But he saw a man obediently take off his hat, who was that person?
Answer: Barber.
5.Lao Wang had to shave his face forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?
Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
6.There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word?
Answer: This is a "typo".
7.Xiaohua is at home, who looks most like him?
Answer: Yourself.
8.What is an eggshell used for?
Answer: Used to coat egg whites and yolks.
9.What is it that you don't have to put effort into fighting?
Answer: Yawn.
10.You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it;One person can do it, two people can't do it together. What does this do?
Answer: Dreaming.
11.What is there that everyone must do seriously every day?
Answer: Sleep.
12.Who has never dared to take a bath?
Answer: Clay figurines.
13.Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student, why?
Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf and mute student.
14.What kind of car is difficult to move an inch?
Answer: Windmills.
15.Which month has 28 days?
Answer: There are 28 days in each month.
16.Do you know what's so bad about sleeping in class?
Answer: It's not as comfortable as a bed.
17.What kind of wine should not be drunk?
Answer: iodine.
18.What eggs can't be beaten, boiled, and eaten?
Answer: Zero egg "0" in the exam
19.It takes 6 hours for the train to travel from Beijing to Shanghai, and after 3 hours, where should the train be?
Answer: On the tracks.
20.When won't the clock go?
Answer: The clock doesn't go in the first place.
21.What books can't be bought in bookstores?
Answer: Suicide note or secretary.
22.What is the narrowest road?
Answer: The road is narrow.
23.What can't you eat?
Answer: "East-West" direction.
24.A person fell off a plane, why didn't he fall to his death?
Answer: The plane is parked on the ground.
25.What kind of flower is a flower that blooms all year round?
Answer: plastic flowers.
26.What is the most popular English alphabet?
Answer: CD27Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?
Answer: Blind.
28.Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he still frequently look at his classmates?
Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher.
29.What is used to determine the age of a chicken?
Answer: With teeth.
30.Why don't you break an egg when you hammer it with a hammer?
Answer: Of course the hammer will not break.
31.Who is it easy for a boxing champion to be knocked out?
Answer: Sleepy bugs.
32.What does God know, you don't know me?
Answer: The sole is broken.
33.A man walks on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him, why?
Answer: He's walking backwards.
34.A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist, the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine, why?
Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time.
35.What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open your eyes.
36.Can you write in red with a blue pen?
Answer: Why is it difficult to write a "red" word?
37.Which tire does not turn when the car is turning right
Answer: Spare tire.
38.What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?
Answer: The son of Confucius is on the left, and the son of Mencius is on the top.
39.Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third year of junior high school?
Answer: From the first to the third year of junior high school, I learned one lesson in two days, which is good!
40.How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: a. Because after eating one, it is not an empty stomach.
41.When Columbus stepped into the New World with one foot, what was next?
Answer: Step on the other foot.
42.The caterpillar came home and said a word to his father, and his father fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say?
Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes." ”
43.The plane fell from the sky, why didn't a single one get hurt?
Answer: All dead.
44.What is the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
Answer: It's a flat word.
45.What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: A safe island on the road.
46.Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead?
Answer: Penguins.
47.Four people were playing mahjong in a hut (no one else was watching), then the police came, all four ran away, but the police got to the house and caught another person, why?
Answer: Four people played a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him.
48.Who is the King of Beasts?
Answer: Zoo Director.
49.What can be used to solve all the mysteries?
Answer: Answer.
50.What kind of people will appear after death?
Answer: People in the movie.
51.Who is the person who loves to inquire about other people's affairs?
Answer: Journalists.
52.Who speaks the farthest?
Answer: The person who hits **.
53.What is the same date of manufacture and expiration date?
Answer: 54Xiao Mi spent a whole night in the history textbook last night, but the next day her mother still scolded her for not doing her work, why?
Answer: She sleeps on a pillow from a history textbook.
55.Can you cover the sky with leaves?
Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves.
56.A cow, walk 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, turn backwards to the right and ask where the tail of the cow is facing
Answer: Towards the ground.
57.Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?
Answer: Fear of biting your own hand.
58.How much is 8 divided into two halves?
Answer: 059People who stutter suffer the most?
Answer: Make an international call**.
60.What makes people laugh and cry?
Answer: Masks.
61.What should I do if I lose my ID card?
Answer: Pick it up.
62.There was a man walking on a single-plank bridge, and a tiger came in front of him, and a bear came in the back, how did this person get there?
Answer: Fainted.
63.There were two prisoners in the prison, and one night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and saw that there was still a prisoner inside
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du".
64.Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and what is the name of the third son?
Answer: Of course, his name is Xiao Ming.
65.Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse?
Answer: Run to catch mice.
66.What does the left ear of an elephant look like?
Answer: Right ear.
67.What should I do if the needle falls into the sea?
Answer: Buy another one.
69.It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, and two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south
Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?
70.Who deceives others and deceives themselves?
Answer: **71Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to talk about business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor, and then walked up the stairs, why?
Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor.
72.A child and an adult are walking in the dark of night, the child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child, why?
Answer: Because they are a mother-child relationship.
73.What word is used all over the world?
Answer: Arabic numerals.
74.A man has a big thick and wide book in front of him, and he can't cross it if he wants to, do you know what the reason is?
Answer: Because the book is in the corner.
75.What is the secret of human longevity?
Answer: Keep breathing, don't lose your breath.
76.When is the moon at its maximum?
Answer: When landing on the moon.
77.Who only works one day a year?
Answer: Santa Claus.
78.What is better to turn a blind eye?
Answer: Shooting.
79.Why does a newborn child only have one left eye?
Answer: People have only one left eye.
80.Which tooth comes out last?
Answer: dentures.
81.There was a fire in the room, Xiao Ming couldn't open the door, how did he get out later?
Answer: Push open the door.
82.Lan Lan wasn't sick, but she opened and closed her mouth all night
Answer: She eats melon seeds.
83.What's the most deceptive?
Answer: Magician.
84.Is there a box with two faces?
Answer: Yes!Inside and outside.
85.Iron rusts when left outside the house in the open air, but what about gold?
Answer: It will be stolen.
86.Take the egg and throw a stone, why is the egg not broken?
Answer: Holding an egg in your left hand and throwing a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break?
87.How many words are in the "Xinhua Dictionary"?
Answer: Four.
88.What is the difference between Superman and Batman?
Answer: One ** wears the inside, and the other wears the outside.
89.Who has the worst heart?
Answer: People who have gastroenteritis.
90.The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Bei Bei clamored for strawberries. But my mother said that there are no strawberries at home
Answer: All the guest sent was a painting.
91.What kind of grandfather is he, who has never seen him?
Answer: Oh my God.
92.Two fathers and sons went hunting, and they each caught a wild duck, but there were only 3 in total, why?
Answer: 3 grandchildren.
93.When a patient goes to the hospital for a health check-up, why does the doctor say, "You stay away from me?"
Answer: Cross-eyed.
94.What is green when not eaten, red when eaten, and black when spit out?
Answer: Watermelon.
95.Why does the sun rise earlier than people every day?
Answer: Because: people sleep later than the sun!
96.A wolf burrows into the sheepfold and wants to eat the sheep, but why didn't it eat and didn't eat the sheep?
Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
97.Some are sold, some are not bought, and a lot of them are sold every day.
Answer: threshold.
98.What boat is the safest?
Answer: A boat parked on the beach.
99.There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep came. How many flocks are there?
Answer: It's still a group!
100.If you want to turn your dream into reality, what should you do in the first step?
Answer: Get up.
101.What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda?
Answer: No color**.
102.It was raining, and everyone was in a hurry to go home, but there was a man who walked unhurriedly (he didn't have an umbrella) and someone asked him why he didn't hurry home, and he said something that made the man faint, what did he say?
Answer: "What's the hurry, it's not raining yet!".”
103.The boss never cooks, but he cooks the same dish every day, what kind of dish is this?
Answer: "Fired squid".
104.What's the most embarrassing thing about a reader?
Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly found that I had no money in my bag.
105.The elder brother bought 3 bags of rice, the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice, and when they got home they put the rice in 1 big bag, and now they have how many bags of rice?
Answer: 1 bag of rice.
106.Xiao Ming has always scored zero in the test, but this time he scored 100 points, why did he still cry?
Answer: Happy to cry.
107.Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier, when he was on duty, he obviously saw an enemy quietly touching him, why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He's aiming at the enemy
108.Why did Tongtong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they met for the first time?
Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a sheep.
109.There is a thing that goes up and goes down at the same time, and what is it?
Answer: Seesaw.
110.Do everything from scratch.
Answer: Shave your head.
111.There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof, do you say the eggs will fall from the left or the right?
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs.
112.What is something that Hercules will never be able to lift?
Answer: Himself/herself.
113.Why do frogs jump higher than trees.
Answer: Trees don't jump.
114.What kind of person is a half-hearted person?
Answer: The person who has many hearts, because that person has three hearts.
115.The 80 cm red crab and the 30 cm black crab race to run, who will win?
Answer: Black crab. Because red crabs are cooked.
116.A marshal is one rank higher than a general, when is a marshal and a general equal?
Answer: Play chess.
117.What doesn't get wet if it falls into the water?
Answer: Shadow.
118.Xiao Wang is a driver, one day he had a car accident while driving, when ** arrived, he found that there was a dead person in the car, Xiao Wang did say that he didn't care about him, why?
Answer: Xiao Wang drove a hearse.
119.What animals stay up late every day?
Answer: Panda, its eyes are black.
120.A piglet sells for 200 yuan, why can two piglets sell for tens of thousands of yuan?
Answer: Because it is rare for piglets to have two heads.
121.A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, a cabbage, this person wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river, and send those two first
Answer: Send the dog and cabbage first.
122.Who likes it most when others tell him to?
Answer: People in prison.
123.What is the cleanest mopping to use?
Answer: Forcefully.
124.Why do people like to climb up?
Answer: Because people are monkeys.
125.How does an elephant's long trunk grow?
Answer: Born with it.
126.It can withstand up to 50 people, and now there are 49 people seated, and another person has come, but it sinks, why?
Answer: Because that's a submarine.
127.In one house, there is an oil lamp, a stove and a fireplace. Now, you want to set three instruments on fire, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first?Answer: matches.
128.The zoo's elephants are dead, why are the caretakers crying to death?
Answer: Because he thought that digging such a big pit might exhaust him to death.
129.Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now?
Answer: It's all changed.
130.Xiao Ming keeps talking all day long, why didn't he say a word today?
Answer: Because his voice is hoarse.
131.Why do newly bought socks have two holes?
Answer: Otherwise, how to wear it.
132.Xiaodong slept in class, but the teacher didn't talk about him, why?
Answer: The teacher didn't see it.
133.Why did a big green horse fall into a rice bowl and drown?
Answer: The nickname of a cricket.
134.What thief can be executed immediately after being caught?
Answer: Squid.
135.A caterpillar (eight legs) walked up on a pile of cow dung, but when it went down to the ground, it found only six footprints, why?
Answer: Cow dung stinks, and my nose is pinched with both feet.
136.Why do geese fly south?
Answer: I thought I was walking too slowly, so I flew.
137.There is a bridge that can only weigh 70 kilograms, a person weighs 65 kilograms, and he has to carry two weighing 2The 6kg ball crossed the bridge and brought the two balls from the bridge without borrowing anything, how did he get there?
Answer: Throw a ball and throw the other one when it's about to land.
138.Dad usually washes the dishes for dinner, but why doesn't Dad wash the dishes after eating today?
Answer: Meals eaten in a restaurant today.
139.There was a caterpillar that was going to cross the river and there was no bridge in front of it, and asked how it had crossed
Answer: Fly over as a butterfly.
140.What animal did you kill and shed your blood?
Answer: Mosquitoes.
141.What will happen to a rusty embroidery needle thrown into the sea of bait in Yunnan at 7:7:7 on July 7, when the moon is in the sky?
Answer: Fall to the bottom of the sea.
142.What tendons can't be plastered?
Answer: nerve-wracking.
143.Wonderful relationship on the slope with two people pushing a cart. A person walked up to him and asked the person in front, "Is that person in the back your son?"The man said, "Yes!"He asked the man in the back, "Is that man in front your father?"But he said, "No!""What does this have to do with that?
Answer: Mother-child relationship.
144.What broke what everyone applauded?
Answer: World Record.
145.A man fell into the sea, why is his hair not wet?
Answer: Because he is bald.
146.What people don't want?
Answer: Sick. 147.There's air in the balloon, so what's in the game circle?
- Answer: people.
148.What is it that can make our eyes shine through a wall?
Answer: windows.
149.Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: Frozen tofu.
150.What was the first animal you saw in a cage when you went to the zoo?
Answer: Conductor.
151.Xiao Gang parachuted from a 5,000-meter-high plane and landed on the ground after two hours, why?
Answer: He hung on a tree.
152.Who in the world is getting old all of a sudden?
Answer: The bride, because today it is the bride, tomorrow it is the wife.
153.How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 100 million, because of single-mindedness!
154.How much do I have to bring to go out in typhoon weather?
Answer: 40 million. Because of the typhoon weather, no"Tens of millions"Don't go out.
155.It's time for an exam, what books can't I read?
Answer: Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia loses).
156.If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to commit suicide today?
Answer: Go to heaven and take a place.
157.Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?
Answer: Cloth is afraid of 10,000, and paper is afraid of what if. Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.
158.Question: What is the pencil's last name?
Answer: Xiao reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
159.Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: Ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).
160.Question: Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest from 1 to 9?
Answer: 1 laziness;2. Industrious reason: one (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
161.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?
Answer: Press it down. Reason: Silent (silent pressing).
162.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?
Answer: Cao Cao's reason: Cao Cao said that Cao Cao arrived.
163.Question: Which number of 30-50 is worse than a bear's poop!
Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than arguments.
164.Here comes the wolf (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Star fruit (sheep escape).
165.There was an accident in a passenger car, and everyone was injured, why is Xiao Ming okay?
Answer: Because he was not in the car.
166.There is a place where you can enter and exit, what kind of place is this?
Answer: Grave.
167.Chickens and geese run 100 meters, chickens run faster than geese, why do they come back to the finish station?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
168.The class bell rang in the east, but there was no student in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's a physical education class.
169.Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best, why?
Answer: Count from one to two.
170.Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia, why?
Answer: You've ever seen cats wear eyes.
171.Something without a tongue in the mouth.
Answer: Teapot spout.
172.What kind of official can't give orders, and he has to laugh at others all the time?
Answer: Xinlang Guan.
173.A policeman ran away when he saw the thief, why?
Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.
174.Xiao Tomorrow eats chewing gum, but others still say that he has bad breath, why?
Answer: He swears every day.
175.Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: Because trees don't jump.
176."You stand with a pig", guess an animal.
Answer: Elephant (like).
177.Lao Wang had to shave his face forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?
Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.
178.What flowers can not be touched.
Answer: Sparks.
179.What can be used to solve all the mysteries?
Answer: Answer.
180.When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?
Answer: When it's time to repair.
181.In ancient times, who became a father-in-law before becoming a father?
Answer: Eunuchs.
182.When someone knocks on the door, you never say please come in?
Answer: When you go to the toilet.
183.Is the black chicken powerful or the white chicken powerful?Why?
Answer: Black chickens are powerful and can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.
184.Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because your feet are sore when you stand and look at them.
185.What will be the impact of abolishing early self-study?
Answer: Get half an hour less sleep.
186.Ask the tortoise and rabbit to race, please ask the pig to be the referee, who will win the tortoise and rabbit?
Answer: Can't say!The one who said it was a pig....
187.What is the similarity between what two women say and a thousand ducks?
Answer: Nonsense.
The farmer has a pig and a donkey at home, and during the Chinese New Year, you say that the farmer kills the pig or the donkey
Answer: Would you rather kill a pig (stupid pig) or kill a donkey (儍驴).
189.Why does a plane fly so high that it doesn't hit the stars?
Answer: Because the stars "shine".
190.One day, a medium-rare steak was walking down the street, and suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why didn't they say hello?
Answer: Because they are not familiar.
200.What door can never be closed?
Answer: Football goal.
201.What kind of road can't be walked?(Answer: Circuit).
202.Bobby's every move is inseparable from the rope, why?(Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this)).
203.One student tosses a coin into the air: heads up to the movies, back up to play billiards, and if the coin stands up, goes to study. (Answer: Go and learn).
204.Two dogs race, dog A runs fast, dog B runs slowly, and when they reach the finish line, which dog sweats a lot?(Answer: Dogs don't sweat).
205.There is an animal, the size of a cat, and the appearance of a tiger, what kind of animal is this?(Answer: Little Tiger).
206.A monkey can break one corn per minute, and in an orchard, how many corns can a monkey break in 5 minutes(Answer: Didn't break one).
207.Why do geese fly south?(Answer: Because walking on your feet is too slow).
208.What is higher in the world than the heavens?(Answer: The heart is higher than the sky).
209.What is the most valuable thing that is most likely to disappear?(Answer: Sputnik).
210.Three Jin Xin, three water are called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called?(Answer: Call for help).
211.When a fat girl is sick, she is most afraid of what others will say when they come to visit her(Answer: Take care of yourself).
212.What's more annoying than a crow?(Answer: Crow's Beak).
213.What is the greatest family of Confucius in our country?(Answer: Old man).
214.What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of?(Answer: insomnia).
215.Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you will never be able to sit!He sits on the **?Answer: Xiaohua's body).
216.No matter how similar the twins are, someone will be able to tell who this person is(Answer: themselves).
217.What is the longest train in the world except for the train?(Answer: traffic jams).
218.Why don't eggs rot when you hit an egg against a stone?(Answer: Of course it doesn't rot to hit a stone with an egg).
219.Which race is running backwards?(Answer: tug-of-war).
220.What is the relationship between your dad's sister's sister's cousin's dad and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?(Answer: Kinship).
221.What does the dentist rely on for food?(Answer: mouth).
222.Obviously a short-sighted eye, but also a well-known gluttonous boy, put a bunch of books in front of him, and put an apple behind the book, what do you think he will read first?(Answer: I can't see anything).
223.A person who can't swim fell into the water and didn't drown, why?(Answer: Wear a life jacket).
224.What can be used to solve all the mysteries?(Answer: Confused).
225.Two dogs race, dog A runs fast, dog B runs slowly, and when they reach the finish line, which dog sweats a lot?(Answer: Dogs don't sweat).
226.Chu Chu's birthday is on March 30, may I ask what year is March 30?(Answer: March 30 every year).
227.Where is the sea where there are no fish?(Answer: Cihai).
228.What's the biggest shadow you've seen so far?(Answer: Night, which is the shadow of the earth).
229.There is a piece of natural black marble, on the day of September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River?(Answer: sink to the bottom of the river).
230.What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?(Answer: Remove the two points of the ice word).
There is a man, he was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister, who is he?(Answer: Yourself).
231.What is it that the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs?(Answer: Diffuse meter).
232.What increases by half after a handstand?(Answer: Number 6).
233.Why do people go to the market?(Answer: because the market can't come).
234.There was a certain order written on the paper. However, those who read this text must not read the command. So, what is written on paper?(Answer: It is written on the level, do not read this text).
235.What does an air conditioner become when it falls from a building?(Answer: murder weapon).
236.Why are modern people becoming more and more untrustworthy?(Answer: Of course, it is more convenient to type ** than to write a letter).
237.Two people live in an alley, only a few steps apart, they work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, they always go to the left and the other to the right, why?(Answer: They live at the opposite door).
238.When can the net be able to lift water?(Answer: When the water turns to ice, of course it can be lifted with a net).
239.It takes 3 minutes for 3 children to eat 3 loaves, and how long does it take for 90 children to eat 90 loaves?(Answer: It's also three minutes, ninety children eat at the same time).
240..What kind of wheel just turns and doesn't go?(Answer: The wheels of a windmill) What does something on Earth travel the farthest distance every day?(Answer: Earth).
241.What is the earliest surname of the Chinese?(Answer: surname Shan).
242.At what point does 1+2 not equal 3?(Answer: when you miscalculated).
243.Two people live in an alley, only a few steps apart, they work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, they always go to the left and the other to the right, why?(Answer: They live at the opposite door).
244.What kind of wheel just turns and doesn't go?(Answer: The wheels of the windmill).
245.When is it better to raise your hands high?(Answer: When someone points a gun to your head).
246.Xiao Ming's family lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator broke down, and he didn't take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor and returned home, is this possible?(Answer: Mom carried him upstairs).
247.What goes the farthest distance on earth every day?(Answer: Earth (the Earth rotates four million kilometers per day)).
248.A black, thick, and hard stick is inserted into the hole, and it feels warm, and when it is pulled out, the guest has to pay (a kind of industry) (answer: roasted sugar cane).
249.It's hard to lick, it's hard if you don't lick, and if you want to sleep comfortably, rub it (something on the person's body) first (answer: teeth).
250.One kind of thing, the East is short, the West is long, after marriage, the woman can use the man's thing, the monk has but does not use it (answer: human, surname).
251.What's the hardest thing?Girls like it the most, especially married women, and they love it to death. (Answer: diamonds).
252.There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom is going to be imprisoned for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but he is only locked up for two weeks(Answer: Because the murderer has to be pulled to fill his life).
253.How to divide five apples between two people, how to divide the fairest?(Answer: Squeezed into juice).
254.A ferocious hungry cat, when he sees a mouse, why does he run away?(Answer: Run to chase mice).
255.What is the longest trunk and the second longest trunk of an elephant in a zoo?(Answer: baby elephant).
256.Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they only buy three?(Answer: Three generations).
257.Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street, they always go to school together, but every day when they leave the house, one goes to the left and the other goes to the right, what's going on?(Answer: Their doors are opposite).
258.In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in identical papers. When the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating, what is the reason for this?(Answer: Both exam papers were handed in blank papers).
259.Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there is a month when she talks the least, which month is that?(Answer: February).
260.There is a place dedicated to teaching bad guys, but no police officer dares to take action against it to sweep it up. What is this place (answer: detention center).
261.The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be fake?(Answer: year, month, day in the newspaper).
262.What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?(Answer: Open your eyes).
263.What would you do if you had a hen that laid golden eggs?(Answer: Stop dreaming).
264.What would be the first thing we would do to make our dreams a reality?(Answer: Wake up).
265.What don't people like to eat?(Answer: Suffer).
266.Others told Adan why her clothes didn't have buttons, but she didn't care, why?(Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons).
267.Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person, why can he not blink for more than ten hours in a row?(Answer: When sleeping).
268.Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks, why is this?(Answer: because of wearing shoes).
269.Where do you have to pay to speak?(Answer: Hit **).
270.Dongdong's father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital, why?(Answer: because he is a dentist).
271.How many floors should you start building a building?(Answer: It starts from the foundation).
272.Why do geese fly south in autumn?(Answer: If you go, it's too slow).
273.What's more annoying than a crow?(Answer: Crow's Beak).
274.The woman turned her head. -- Name a foreign city (Answer: Babylon).
275.There is a piece of natural black marble, on the day of September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River?(Answer: sink to the bottom of the river).
276.There is a man, he was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister, who is he?(Answer: Yourself).
277.What is it that the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs?(Answer: Thermometer).
278.There was an old lady who got on the bus, why didn't anyone give up her seat?(Answer: There is a vacant seat in the car).
279.Xiao Wang brushed his teeth while whistling leisurely, how did he do it?
Answer: Brush your dentures).
280.Which one hurts more to start with coconut or watermelon?(Answer: The head hurts).