When I was in high school, the homeroom teacher was a female teacher who taught English, a typical lady, thirty years old and still single, between classes, I climbed on the railing of the corridor with a buddy to watch the wind, I asked him: Which teacher do you think is the most beautiful in our class?After asking, I regretted it, and when I turned around, the head teacher was already standing behind us, and the goods had not yet been noticed, he looked into the distance and said: I like Ban Ren, she is the most beautiful.
On the bus, a father led Xiao Zhengtai, who was about 5 years old, and stood Xiao Zhengtai: "Why did you make your mother angry?".Father: "Don't ask, do you want to eat instant noodles at night?"Xiao Zhengtai: "I don't want to" my father: "Then listen to Dad, when I see my mother at my grandmother's house, you will hold her legs and cry, if your mother doesn't go home with us, don't let go" Xiao Zhengtai: "Oh know, Dad, what are you doing?".The father hesitated for a moment: "I hugged the other one and cried."
When I first met my daughter-in-law, I met the May Day holiday, so I played with my daughter-in-law at my mother-in-law's house for a few days. In order to leave a good impression on my mother-in-law's family, no matter whether it will be or not, I rush to do any work: sweeping the floor, cooking and washing dishes, working in the field, feeding chickens and pigs, etc., now five years have passed, and there is still a legend about me in my mother-in-law's village: my son-in-law helped feed the chickens at my mother-in-law's house, fell and killed three chickens!
Last night, when I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner, she cooked it herself and made a table of meals, and my father-in-law kept asking me to eat first. My father-in-law saw that I was eating with relish, picked up a piece of braised pork with chopsticks, bit it and vomited, and asked me, "Do you have no sense of taste, you can swallow it if it is so salty?"I didn't raise my head and continued to eat: "Your daughter's fried food is unpalatable, but I don't feel like I can pit myself!."The prospective father-in-law nodded with satisfaction: "It's still your aunt who is right, she is not stupid and she can't look down on my daughter!."”
It was raining today and I walked to work. A small car stopped behind me:"Girl, where are you going?I'll give you a ride. "Can a stranger's car get on?And then I said:"Thanks, no need, I'll be there in a moment. "Then the man said:"Can I lie to you?You're not good-looking"I'll go, you're not good-looking, and your whole family isn't good-looking!
Today, I went out shopping with my daughter-in-law, and when I came home, my daughter-in-law leaned on the car window to blow the wind, and I stared at my daughter-in-law intently, and my daughter-in-law asked, "What's wrong?".What are you looking at?I said, "Other women have their hair fluttering as long as the wind blows, why do I only see your flesh moving?"”
When my mom was pregnant with me, she always said that she had an upset stomach and wanted to throw up, and she didn't know she was pregnant at the time. I found a quack doctor in the rivers and lakes, and prescribed a few pairs of drugs to promote blood circulation and eliminate blood stasis and regulate the body, but fortunately, my grandmother found out in time, she felt that something was wrong, so she led my mother to the hospital for examination, otherwise, I would have been knocked out!
From day to night, Shao Pengcheng and ** Zhen were both handing out flyers outside, unlike her smooth sailing, but he was suspected by the passing aunt of **. For many days, Shao Pengcheng was hanging, ** I really couldn't stand it, and he knew how to play games all day long. Shao Pengcheng excused himself to distribute leaflets as the lowest job, and he asked ** Zhen to help him finish his share, ** really helped for a while and felt too tired, she asked him to distribute the leaflets himself. In order to prove that he is really better than **, Shao Pengcheng deliberately went to the café to find a solitary girl to talk to, and he used this to introduce the house, but the other party got up and left directly, making him shameless. After sitting next to her and watching Shao Pengcheng's conversation the whole time, she couldn't hold back her laughter, and she persuaded him to hand out leaflets well.
The son said to his father, "I love the beautiful women on the other side!."Dad secretly told him, "That's your half-sister, and you can only be friends." The son said, "I like the girl next door too!"Dad said, "That's your other half-sister, don't tell your mother." The son cried and told his mother what had happened. The mother comforted her son: "Marry whoever you like, because ......."