Autumn and Winter Check-in Challenge
"Go, throw the bones into the dogs".
The wolf said to the tiger, "The king is not good, and the dogs below are plotting to resist." The tiger wiped his mouth and calmly threw the few remaining bones to the wolf: go, throw the bones into the dogs, and come back to lie down and sleep. The wolf suddenly realized and acted according to the plan. The next day, the group of dogs suffered numerous deaths and injuries, and the tigers came to inspect and condole: alas!!I have told you many times to be united, not just to fight for your own interests, why don't you listen?Questions and Answers
Ask: "As a foodie, there's nothing in this world that I haven't eaten!."Answer: "Have you ever eaten instant noodles on TV?"Question: "The reporter interviewed a migrant worker on the street: What do you think about the anti-corruption campaign of the new deal this year?"Answer: "Do you mean that in previous years it was all a joke?!".”History
The professor of the history department had just walked into the classroom to prepare for class when two gangsters suddenly rushed in through the door. They couldn't help but say that they knocked the professor to the ground with three punches and two kicks.
Before the students in the room could understand what was going on, the gangsters had already fled. But the professor stood up and pretended to be casual and said to the students, asking each student to take out a blank piece of paper and hand in what had just happened as an assignment narrative. After the students finished writing, they handed it to the professor, and there were dozens of students in the class, and there were dozens of different narratives. Some say that after the gangsters knocked down the professor, the professor jumped up and beat them away. Some said that the classroom rushed into two neuropathy professors and were kicked out by the professor. Some even said that three people rushed in, and the professor kicked one with his left foot, one with his right foot, and knocked one down on the ground with one punch, and then they got up and ran away. The professor read out the students' descriptions, and the students laughed at their different versions of the masterpiece. In the end, I saw the professor shake the homework paper in his hand and say: If you want to ask what history is, then I tell you, this is history!"The Speech of the Fly".
A fly dressed as a bee took the pulpit and gave a special lecture on how to concentrate on collecting honey to keep it away from filth, talking about the excitement, and the corners of his mouth spat splashed ......After the speech, the "bees" in the audience applauded thunderously, and some even shed tears of excitement. When it was relieved to return the bee mask to the organizers, it was found that its audience was also lining up to return it. Later, they flew together to the toilet ......Q: If the paparazzi are no longer **celebrities and turn to ***, will the **filthy officials get**?A: Yes!The paparazzi will get**. Problem SolvingWhen I was a child, my mom told me that I couldn't drink water overnight, and I asked her, "Can I drink water that I boiled at 6 a.m. and 3 p.m.?""My mom said she could drink it. I asked again, "Can I drink water boiled at 9 p.m. at 6 a.m.?""My mom said you can't drink it. I said, "The same water for a few hours, the same storage environment, and the low temperature at night is more conducive to preservation, so why can't the latter drink it?""My mom thought about it and beat me up. Netizen: If you can't solve the problem, you can kill the problem that was raised;Violence doesn't solve problems, but violence can solve the people who create them. "Moral Crisis".The greatest sorrow of the moral crisis is not the decline in the moral level of society, the loss of the moral bottom line, and the lack of moral exemplary ......The greatest sorrow of the moral crisis is that those who have lost their moral bottom line are teaching moral lessons to those who adhere to it. "You can't eat too much instant noodles".A reporter went to a remote mountainous area to cover an interview, and met a mother who was cooking instant noodles for a few years old, and the reporter said: "You can't eat too many instant noodles." The mother said, "I won't eat more!."He only gave him food once on his birthday today, and he was usually willing to do it"Faith"."What is faith?"Did you cross the bridge?""Walk through. "Is there a railing on the bridge?"Yes. "Do you hold on to the railing when you cross the bridge?""No. "So, the railing is useless for you?"."Of course it works, there is no railing to protect it, what should I do if I fall!.""But you don't have a railing!"Oh, yes!There is a railing, but I don't hold it;But no, I'm scared, what's going on?"That's faith. Faith is the railing on the bridge. It stands beside you and protects you, you don't need to hold it, but you feel that your life is secured. ”"Unkind".A man gave 5 yuan to a beggar at the corner of the street every day, and never stopped. After marriage, it is changed to 2 yuan, and after giving birth to children, it is changed to 1 yuan. One day the beggar couldn't help but ask, "Sir, why are you giving me less and less money?"Answer: "There is no pressure when I am single, but I have a wife and a child, and the burden of life is heavy, so I can only give 1 yuan." When the beggar heard this, he became angry: "You are too unkind, no matter how much pressure you have, you can't use my money to support your family......."”The leader brought back a box of tea from a business trip and called the people from the department over to taste the tea. A tasted it and said, "It's so fragrant."b tasted it and said, "It's great."
c tasted it and said, it was very moist;
D tasted it and said, "Oh, isn't it just plain water?"The leader hurriedly looked at the teapot, and then said embarrassedly that he had forgotten to put the tea leaves. A few days later, D was fired for playing games at work.
When ignorance becomes the mainstream, sobriety is sin.