The boss lady has been blessed recently, the boss came back from a business trip yesterday, and when she saw the boss lady's slightly shrugging belly, she was instantly angry: "Lao Tzu is running around all day for the company, you actually cuckold me, tell me, who is this evil seed?."The proprietress cried aggrievedly: "You..."You're insane, you're gone..."Before I could finish speaking, I was knocked down...
My wife teased her sixth-grade son and said: In the future, I must marry a daughter-in-law who is as virtuous and housekeeper as my mother, you know?My son readily agreed, my wife was very pleased, and after a while, my son came to me and said aggrievedly: Dad, but I still like beautiful girls!ShhhGood son, be quiet!Don't you see me kneeling with instant noodles...
One day, after arguing with my family for a few words, I walked out angrily, and my three-and-a-half-year-old cousin saw that I was going out and hurriedly ran over. He really enjoyed playing with me and he mostly asked to follow me when I went out. Brother: Sister, where are you going?I was angry and said, "I'm going to die!"The younger brother was silent for a few seconds and said weakly: I want to go too, I will see how you died......
Boss Zhang went out on vacation, and before leaving, he was worried that his home would be burglarized, so he put a hundred yuan on the living room table and left a note for the thief: Don't bother!I can't find any money in our family, and you can't find it, so this hundred yuan will give you pocket money. The next door is a leader, you know!When he returned from vacation, Boss Zhang found that the money on the table had become two thousand!On the reverse side of the note he left for the thief reads: Give you the information fee, please smile!
Because my cousin made a small report, I was scolded, so I went to her house and secretly poured some wind oil essence on her towel, and went home, and at night she called me **, and told me to go to her house very gently, and then I really passed, and was pressed on the sofa by her and several of her sisters, and dropped a few drops of wind oil essence on my face.